Jhonen Vasquez Interview with Double Toasted

"I thought since your the princess Ты had to stay hidden?,"I asked.
"That's true,but my fathers organized a small army of soldiers to guard the perimeter.
That's cool,have Ты ever been to any other parades?
"No,this is the first time.I guess my fathers decided to let me go now since its a special occasion."I thought for a quick moment and said,"Blink,do Ты think its possible that Ты could be the guest of honor?"
"I don't know,why?"
"Well Ты are important to the Irkan empire,you've never been to a parade,but this one,and your dads are hosting a special occasion. Don't Ты think its a little...

Here be another failed attemp at a fanfic... =W=
Moral of da story: Zim and Dib die and their spirits live on in Gir.
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The alarm system woke Zim from his dream of destroying earth. He needed a nap from transfering all human knowledge into Gir. ГИР ran in squeeling with fright, "Big laser make house go boom!" He was right. The Tallest decided to go ahead and destroy Zim. "Gir! To the basemeant!"
Meanwhile, Dib was trying to listen in on what all the fuss was about. Deciding it was safe, he walked in and made his way to the lab. Once he was there,...

Zim's POV

Stupid GIR!!!!
He ran off and now I have to find him.
I walked down the road with my umbrella. It was pouring. But how could ГИР go out without protection?? Wouldent he like spark up или something?? I had no clue, but I WAS going to find that little robot.

Still Zim's POV.
GIR'S trail lead into a night club.
Great. JUST GREAT. I walked in, only to find myself Остаться в живых in a crowd of people,lights,and loud music. UGH!!!! GIR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!?!

Marribelle's POV

My brothers set up the 2 electric guitars.
We were supposed to play live today.
I wore a рубашка that only went down to my belly. It was...

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, Ты know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure Ты don' need anything else?" сказал(-а) Zim. Positive?? Im fine. сказал(-а) Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took ГИР off her face.
What is that?! сказал(-а) Merribelle.
A umm... dog. сказал(-а) Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, сказал(-а) Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, сказал(-а) Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

By the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down Далее to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black Форс-мажоры that had little tails on the...

Ты know Ты watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. Ты have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. Ты don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... Ты vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And Ты know exactly what happened to them.

4. Ты pass out meat on Valentine's день instead of candy.

5. Ты talk in third person.

6. Ты block up your chimney on Рождество because Ты fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image Ты can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. Ты check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When Ты get a zit, Ты name it Pustulio and insist...