Эй,
guys, just giving Ты an update because its be sooooo long, and you're probably all thinking where ive been and why haven't i written? but after my exams finish which is in 3 weeks i get a 6 день holiday, so hoping ill get to write some еще chapters! thats if people are still interested with me been gone for 2 months! anyways, just giving Ты guys a buzz for whats coming up :)
- Blairs birthday party (will someone crash it? who could it be?)
- Stefan and Jacob (love треугольник here?)
- Edward breaking the treaty? (how could this be?)
+ еще to come :)
- Blairs birthday party (will someone crash it? who could it be?)
- Stefan and Jacob (love треугольник here?)
- Edward breaking the treaty? (how could this be?)
+ еще to come :)
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a Космос heater.
8. Tell him that Собаки make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim Ты have imprinted. Say Ты Любовь him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a Космос heater.
8. Tell him that Собаки make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim Ты have imprinted. Say Ты Любовь him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
