35 Reasons Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. Ты can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Ты can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, Ты and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps Ты have.
9. Jeeps don't care if Ты look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if Ты buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, Ты are going to own a new Jeep" unless Ты go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat Ты can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose Ты can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, Ты don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. Ты can have a black Jeep and bring it Главная to your parents.
16. Ты don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If Ты say bad things to your Jeep, Ты don't have to apologize before Ты drive it again.
18. Ты can drive your Jeep as long as Ты want and it won't get sore.
19. Ты can stop driving your Jeep as soon as Ты want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after Ты dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult Ты if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. Ты don't have to take a душ before Ты ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good Ты can paint it или get better parts.
27. Ты can ride your Jeep the first time Ты meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, или meet its mother.
28. The only protection Ты have to wear when riding your Jeep is a decent сиденье, место, сиденья belt.
29. When in mixed company, Ты can talk about what a great drive Ты had the last time Ты were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. Ты only have to feed your Jeep when Ты use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money Ты spend on them.
34. Ты don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when Ты first met, или anniversaries.
35. Ты can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is riding lately.
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. Ты can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Ты can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, Ты and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps Ты have.
9. Jeeps don't care if Ты look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if Ты buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, Ты are going to own a new Jeep" unless Ты go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat Ты can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose Ты can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, Ты don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. Ты can have a black Jeep and bring it Главная to your parents.
16. Ты don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If Ты say bad things to your Jeep, Ты don't have to apologize before Ты drive it again.
18. Ты can drive your Jeep as long as Ты want and it won't get sore.
19. Ты can stop driving your Jeep as soon as Ты want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after Ты dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult Ты if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. Ты don't have to take a душ before Ты ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good Ты can paint it или get better parts.
27. Ты can ride your Jeep the first time Ты meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, или meet its mother.
28. The only protection Ты have to wear when riding your Jeep is a decent сиденье, место, сиденья belt.
29. When in mixed company, Ты can talk about what a great drive Ты had the last time Ты were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. Ты only have to feed your Jeep when Ты use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money Ты spend on them.
34. Ты don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when Ты first met, или anniversaries.
35. Ты can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is riding lately.