Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.


Just so Ты know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Joey: Эй, check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: Эй, Rachel did Ты mind when Ross flirted with other people when Ты were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 год old women put on a плеть, стринги and she didnt even buy it!


Rachel: Ты don't want to try things too fast. Ты know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like Ты havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give Ты my baby?


Make Любовь to you? what are Ты a girl?


Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?


Ты know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.


But do Ты think that maybe, on some level, Ты don't want to take off my bra?


If she wanted to be еще like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle или something?



Monica, will Ты please tell Joey that he's a pig?


He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.


Why can't I become a waitress? I Любовь serving Еда (to myself).


Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.



I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City год was just an amazing option.