•Patrick: Are we sleeping together?
Teresa: Excuse me?

•Teresa: Aw, Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah, on the cheek.
Teresa: Yeah. Still counts.

•Patrick: (making a call on his cell phone) Hi. I made a booking for two for this afternoon. Could Ты put us on the terrace? It's еще romantic. Thanks... Yeah, Patrick... Lovely. See Ты then. (ends phone call then looks at Teresa) Don't fret, I wouldn't seduce Ты over a meal. That'd be very sophomoric.
Teresa: I didn't think Ты were trying to seduce me.
Patrick: Come on, how could that thought not have entered your head?
Teresa:(stares speechlessly...