1 Ты room is full of posters/pictures of him.
2 Ты HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.
3 Ты have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.
4 Ты have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.
5 If someone touches your JD stuff Ты take it off
them.
6 Ты get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.
7 Ты find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.
8 Ты get exited when Ты see one his Фильмы is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.
9 Ты go to the cinema to see his Фильмы even if
Ты don't know what it's about.
10 Ты compare other actors to him.
11 Ты get exited when Ты see a pic of him Ты
have never seen before.
12 Ты have lots of pics/vids of him on your
computer.
13 You've watched pretty much every interview he
has done.
14 Ты make Фан Видео of him.
15 Ты would give/do anything to meet him.
16 Ты dream about him.
17 If one of his movie titles gets brought up in a
convo' Ты say "OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS IN THAT!"
18 Ты feel sorry for the people that don't like
him.
19 Ты skip through the movie to get to the
"Johnny parts".
20 Ты smile when Ты hear his name.
21 Ты are trying to collect every one of his
movies.
22 Ты know all his lines for at least 2 или еще
of his movies.
23 Ты use his Цитаты in your every день
conversations.
24 Ты know all his Фильмы in both
chronological and alphabetic order.
25 Ты know all his character names.
26 Ты think certain Фильмы suck because Johnny
isn't in it.
27 Ты see bad actors and think " Johnny Depp can
do MUCH better than that rubbish person!"
28 Ты visit so many Фан sites it's like Ты know
where he is and what he's doing.
29 He is your desktop background on Ты computer
and/or phone.
30 Ты will 'KILL' anyone that says Johnny sucks/is
ugly.
31 Ты make fan-arts of him (paintings,drawings
ect)
**symptom by: depp-fan**
32 Ты write 'Mrs.Johnny Depp' all over your
notebook ( или I <3 Johnny Depp).
** symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
33 Ты pre-order tickets to his movies.
**symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
34 Ты say/think "Bitch"(Or words to that effect( to any girl that Johnny kisses in movies.
35 Ты want to be Vanessa Paradis.
36 Ты see someone with him and Ты want it to be
you.
37 Ты literally cry your eyes out if his
character dies.
38 Ты want to be in a movie with him.
39 Ты will buy his latest DVD the день it comes
out.
40 Ты know Ты would win a Johnny Depp Тест easy
peasy.
2 Ты HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.
3 Ты have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.
4 Ты have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.
5 If someone touches your JD stuff Ты take it off
them.
6 Ты get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.
7 Ты find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.
8 Ты get exited when Ты see one his Фильмы is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.
9 Ты go to the cinema to see his Фильмы even if
Ты don't know what it's about.
10 Ты compare other actors to him.
11 Ты get exited when Ты see a pic of him Ты
have never seen before.
12 Ты have lots of pics/vids of him on your
computer.
13 You've watched pretty much every interview he
has done.
14 Ты make Фан Видео of him.
15 Ты would give/do anything to meet him.
16 Ты dream about him.
17 If one of his movie titles gets brought up in a
convo' Ты say "OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS IN THAT!"
18 Ты feel sorry for the people that don't like
him.
19 Ты skip through the movie to get to the
"Johnny parts".
20 Ты smile when Ты hear his name.
21 Ты are trying to collect every one of his
movies.
22 Ты know all his lines for at least 2 или еще
of his movies.
23 Ты use his Цитаты in your every день
conversations.
24 Ты know all his Фильмы in both
chronological and alphabetic order.
25 Ты know all his character names.
26 Ты think certain Фильмы suck because Johnny
isn't in it.
27 Ты see bad actors and think " Johnny Depp can
do MUCH better than that rubbish person!"
28 Ты visit so many Фан sites it's like Ты know
where he is and what he's doing.
29 He is your desktop background on Ты computer
and/or phone.
30 Ты will 'KILL' anyone that says Johnny sucks/is
ugly.
31 Ты make fan-arts of him (paintings,drawings
ect)
**symptom by: depp-fan**
32 Ты write 'Mrs.Johnny Depp' all over your
notebook ( или I <3 Johnny Depp).
** symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
33 Ты pre-order tickets to his movies.
**symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
34 Ты say/think "Bitch"(Or words to that effect( to any girl that Johnny kisses in movies.
35 Ты want to be Vanessa Paradis.
36 Ты see someone with him and Ты want it to be
you.
37 Ты literally cry your eyes out if his
character dies.
38 Ты want to be in a movie with him.
39 Ты will buy his latest DVD the день it comes
out.
40 Ты know Ты would win a Johnny Depp Тест easy
peasy.
