Diarrhea - Page 2

zimmy: on the first день of Рождество my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the секунда день of Рождество my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third день of Рождество my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth день of Рождество my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth день of christmas,...

"HOW CAN Ты BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" сказал(-а) Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" сказал(-а) Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! сказал(-а) Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...

"Ok...just stop. What do Ты want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want Ты to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do Ты look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do Ты want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me ужин by now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with Ты tonight? Maybe I can help Ты with the...things Ты keep hearing." said...

"Whatever it is its shiny..." сказал(-а) Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this дана to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." сказал(-а) the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...