(Alright! This is a one-shot funny Статья I just thought about, and tell me what Ты think! Please enjoy and hence that all the characters in this story are made up)

жасмин was a ordinary girl. In an ordinary world. With ordinary friends. And a ordinary dog. Everything was basically the same thing over again. Like her entire life was on repeat. A broke record that repeats the same things over again. Hey, that's how Mrs. Mary Mac was created, due to a awful scratch on a record. Anyone ever wonder how Rock Paper Scissors was created? But anyways, жасмин roamed the streets of her town called Linger. She had to go get some spiritual things from the Marco Polo store that was east of her school. These dastardly things that she needed were asked from by no other than Madam Un-Explainable. She never explained to anybody why she needed them and what she needed them for, so people considered her a raving lunatic from another dimension far off into the great beyond. Some considered her an idol and a role model, like a mother of some sorts. Especially Jasmine, she raised her every since her parents moved on into the place called heaven. жасмин still walked with her bag and dog, Ruins, into the supermarket.

But the sight she saw was DEFINITELY something to laugh at!