"Okay. Earlier today I was going through some kind of bitchy whine-fest about turning another dA-year older. Well Ты know what? That depression has been stewing in me for a while and has boiled into a nice pot of meaty rage, and Ты guys know me; when I'm pissy, I'm funny. So excuuuuuse me while I bask in the glory of being awesome while Ты all just sit there like young, dumb-ass teenagers with no fucking idea. You're all just jealous Ты can't suck from my teet of unfathomable wisdom. Yeah. I'm almost 22. I'm older, and with another год older, I'm another год smarter, pissier, funnier, and not-give-a-shittier. By the time I'm 99 and in a retirement home, I'm gonna be the wisest, most hilarious old mother fucker at the bingo table. I would probably be the old lady who pretends to have dementia just to fuck with the little 20-something volunteers that dick around in there, making beds and serving sloppy meatloaf. I'd be like 'Hey, 20-something-year-old girl! I just saw your boyfriend making out with Mabel behind the dumpster! Looks like he likes 'em seasoned~' And then, when she runs out the room, I just fall out of my wheelchair. She comes back, and I'm on the ground with my arm under one of the wheels like 'Why did Ты leave me alooone~? Didn't your parents teach Ты to respect your elders OH MY GOD I CAN SEE THE LIGHT' And then she'd get fired and I'd have a nice story for story time. или whatever the hell they do in those hellholes. I would be able to think of something far еще genius, but naturally I couldn't be bothered. As long as they let me take my laptop to the old folk's home, there will be no problems.
Eh...I have another 50 years или so until then. Damn. That means I have to think of other shit to do in the meantime. =_= Maybe I'll write a book или some shit and retire early. *lives life to the goddamn fullest*"
Eh...I have another 50 years или so until then. Damn. That means I have to think of other shit to do in the meantime. =_= Maybe I'll write a book или some shit and retire early. *lives life to the goddamn fullest*"
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My сердце is ready to beat,
I can feel the wind underneath my feet.
I'm gonna jump over the moon,
Hands in the air waving up
like a balloon!
I'm free as a bird,
Остаться в живых in the stars
and waving down to earth.
Don't know where I'm gonna land,
but Ты gotta wobble before Ты stand!
I'm soaring~!
All alone and on my own,
I'm soaring~!
And I know my сердце will lead me home.
Just look in my eyes,
can't Ты see I'm not the same today?
I can see farther now.
I stepped up, and I'm making
my own way!
Don't know where I'm gonna land,
but Ты gotta wobble before Ты stand!
I'm soaring~!
All alone and on my own,
I'm soaring~!
And I know my сердце will lead me home.
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My сердце is ready to beat,
I can feel the wind underneath my feet.
I'm gonna jump over the moon,
Hands in the air waving up
like a balloon!
I'm free as a bird,
Остаться в живых in the stars
and waving down to earth.
Don't know where I'm gonna land,
but Ты gotta wobble before Ты stand!
I'm soaring~!
All alone and on my own,
I'm soaring~!
And I know my сердце will lead me home.
Just look in my eyes,
can't Ты see I'm not the same today?
I can see farther now.
I stepped up, and I'm making
my own way!
Don't know where I'm gonna land,
but Ты gotta wobble before Ты stand!
I'm soaring~!
All alone and on my own,
I'm soaring~!
And I know my сердце will lead me home.
The english lyrics to the секунда OVA ending for Ranma 1/2: link by DoCo.
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Shampoo:
Up in blue sky silly blimp go by,
where it come from where it going,
ziggy-zaggy it fly high!
Today is Sunday,
past one-thirty,
why Ты no come by?
Maybe Ты late but I no can wait...
Now I cry...
Kasumi:
Pretty red bricks,
bridge that spans the tide.
Draw the picture see the face
of the one I want by my side!
There Ты are all dressed in black
but I can't see your eyes.
Can it be your dressed that way for me?
Why are Ты so shy?
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Ranko:
This pager's drivin' me crazy!
Just so! Ты know!
If some dark stranger asked me I might go...
And so...
Don't blame me when your lonely!
We're sailing out to see the ship and me.
Lalala, lala, lala, lalalaa~!
Lalala, lala-la-la-la-la-la, laa~!
Repeat x3.
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Shampoo:
Up in blue sky silly blimp go by,
where it come from where it going,
ziggy-zaggy it fly high!
Today is Sunday,
past one-thirty,
why Ты no come by?
Maybe Ты late but I no can wait...
Now I cry...
Kasumi:
Pretty red bricks,
bridge that spans the tide.
Draw the picture see the face
of the one I want by my side!
There Ты are all dressed in black
but I can't see your eyes.
Can it be your dressed that way for me?
Why are Ты so shy?
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Ranko:
This pager's drivin' me crazy!
Just so! Ты know!
If some dark stranger asked me I might go...
And so...
Don't blame me when your lonely!
We're sailing out to see the ship and me.
Lalala, lala, lala, lalalaa~!
Lalala, lala-la-la-la-la-la, laa~!
Repeat x3.
There is girl,
who get in way,
of Shampoo дата with
Ranma.
Her name Akane,
and like everyone do,
girl get in way,
much hate Shampoo.
I tell girl,
"You nothing to me,"
but what Shampoo say is lie.
My ai len Любовь this girl,
so every night I cry.
There is girl,
who get in way,
of Shampoo дата with
Ranma.
Shampoo hope one день ai len
will walk through Neko Hanten door.
But only мусс come, I no Любовь him.
Not anymore.
Now Shampoo is hollow shell
of woman she is at core.
Wo ai ni.
I wish only now could be,
like woman she was before.
No love.
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who get in way,
of Shampoo дата with
Ranma.
Her name Akane,
and like everyone do,
girl get in way,
much hate Shampoo.
I tell girl,
"You nothing to me,"
but what Shampoo say is lie.
My ai len Любовь this girl,
so every night I cry.
There is girl,
who get in way,
of Shampoo дата with
Ranma.
Shampoo hope one день ai len
will walk through Neko Hanten door.
But only мусс come, I no Любовь him.
Not anymore.
Now Shampoo is hollow shell
of woman she is at core.
Wo ai ni.
I wish only now could be,
like woman she was before.
No love.
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