1. Mess up his hair
2. Take him on a blind дата with a dwarf woman.
3. Hide his hairbrushes
4. Throw feathers on him and run away.
5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond Пение in the душ *shudders*
6. Curl his hair
7. Clip his ears
8. Hide his hair products
9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye
10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing
11. Call him "Igor" for a day
12. Tie him to a дерево and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair
13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH MAN" to him for a day.
14. Also sing "Domo arigato Mr Legolaso"
15. Make him watch the Hilary Duff Музыка videos!
16. Casually mention that he has wrinkles
17. And then hand him some anti wrinkle cream
18. Tell him he is getting fat
19. Instead of speaking directly to him say everything to him as if Ты were playing charades
20. Invite him to Sauron’s чай party, encourage him to bring his stuffed animal
21. Tell him that green leotards are "so last century"
22. Dress exactly like him, accuse him of copying your fashion sense
23. Tell him and explain in great detail how Aragorn is a much better fighter than he will ever be.
24. Ask him why he isn’t married yet. Point out that Aragon is.
25. Hide his bow
26. Make fun of his age.
27. Ask him what is the genotypic ratio of heterozygous plants compared to homozygous recessive plants in a пересекать, крест breed? (Sorry, I was studying for exams when I wrote this)
28. Dress up in a дерево costume and jump out at him from a corner. When he gets scared and screams, oh yes he will scream, accuse him that he is a very bad wood elf if he gets scared of trees!
29. Spread the rumors that Leoglas Greenleaf is afraid of trees
30. Send rabid Собаки into the bathroom when he’s on the crapper.
31. Give him a гриб cut in his sleep
32. Call him embarrassing nicknames such as “Leggy”
33. When Ты see him in the hallway casually walk by, scream randomly in his face then keep on walking as if nothing happened.
34. Call his name loudly multiple times until he comes to Ты to find out what Ты wanted. Tell him “Nevermind, I’ve forgotten”
35. Wait until he’s far away enough and repeat # 34
36. Accuse him of being a daddy’s girl…err boy
37. Go around repeating his lines from the movie to him.
38. Replace all his drinks with energy drinks, sit back and watch the fun.
39. Accuse him and Gimli of doing naughty things in the caves at Helm’s Deep.
40. Steal the toilet paper before he goes into the bathroom.
41. While he is busy “wooing” the ladies go up to him, slap him and make a big scene about him not paying child support for the 6 kids you’ve allegedly had with him
42. Ask him why he doesn’t send Ты Цветы anymore. Do it in a whiny voice
43. Replace all his clothes with Gimli’s clothes and vice versa