Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A сэндвич, бутерброд OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though Ты were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the сэндвич, бутерброд yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with арахис масло, сливочное масло and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the арахис масло, сливочное масло sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the желе sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow арахис масло, сливочное масло или желе сэндвич, бутерброд into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of желе at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of арахис масло, сливочное масло lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical арахис масло, сливочное масло and желе сэндвич, бутерброд and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a сэндвич, бутерброд out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the сэндвич, бутерброд anyway
3. Realize that Ты were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a сэндвич, бутерброд after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol или Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the сэндвич, бутерброд “brother”
3. Place арахис масло, сливочное масло slice over желе slice
4. Spread желе on the other slice
5. Spread арахис масло, сливочное масло on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of арахис масло, сливочное масло and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim Ты coerced them into making the сэндвич, бутерброд for Ты all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make Ты another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as Ты start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply арахис butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, арахис butter
Darlton
1. Make a арахис масло, сливочное масло and желе sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say Ты had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A сэндвич, бутерброд OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though Ты were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the сэндвич, бутерброд yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with арахис масло, сливочное масло and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the арахис масло, сливочное масло sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the желе sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow арахис масло, сливочное масло или желе сэндвич, бутерброд into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of желе at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of арахис масло, сливочное масло lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical арахис масло, сливочное масло and желе сэндвич, бутерброд and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a сэндвич, бутерброд out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the сэндвич, бутерброд anyway
3. Realize that Ты were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a сэндвич, бутерброд after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol или Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the сэндвич, бутерброд “brother”
3. Place арахис масло, сливочное масло slice over желе slice
4. Spread желе on the other slice
5. Spread арахис масло, сливочное масло on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of арахис масло, сливочное масло and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim Ты coerced them into making the сэндвич, бутерброд for Ты all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make Ты another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as Ты start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply арахис butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, арахис butter
Darlton
1. Make a арахис масло, сливочное масло and желе sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say Ты had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
