Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A сэндвич, бутерброд OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though Ты were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the сэндвич, бутерброд yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with арахис масло, сливочное масло and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the арахис масло, сливочное масло sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the желе sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow арахис масло, сливочное масло или желе сэндвич, бутерброд into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of желе at wall, sneering “I...
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