so here are some great bitchy Цитаты :D
~If the ocean was made of водка and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt водка and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~
~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~
~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what Ты can't have~
~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~
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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless Ты use magic marker then you're fucked~
~Do Ты believe in Любовь at first site? или should I walk by again~
ˇ~They say true Любовь hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!~
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FOR ALL OF Ты WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!~
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I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own BITCH!~
~DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE~
~Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!~
~Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!~
~What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do Ты tell them to go? ~
~I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.~
~If the ocean was made of водка and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt водка and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~
~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~
~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what Ты can't have~
~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~
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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless Ты use magic marker then you're fucked~
~Do Ты believe in Любовь at first site? или should I walk by again~
ˇ~They say true Любовь hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!~
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FOR ALL OF Ты WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!~
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I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own BITCH!~
~DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE~
~Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!~
~Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!~
~What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do Ты tell them to go? ~
~I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.~