Mary didn't know why they were all so quiet, until she saw where each of them was looking. Behind her. Gulping, she turned around, and the person behind her made her insides freeze in horror. It was....
Jason. Of course, Mary thought, just my luck. The guy I'm trashtalking just so happened to be standing behind me the whole time. She turned to her Друзья for support. Olivia panicked. "Um, is that Gabby I hear?"
She and Elana ran off, as Darby, Anna, Jaira, and Hajirah backed away slowly, giving her a 'sorry!' look as they took off. Mary groaned."Thanks for nothing, guys!", she muttered, before looking at Jason. "What do Ты want?", she snapped.
"Well, can I just say, are Ты a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!", Jason attempted to sound cool whilst saying the pickup line, but all he got was Mary staring at him like he'd eaten a puppy. What. The. Everloving. Hell. Was Jason on. "Ok, ok, Mary, that one was bad, but I have something that Ты can't resist. "
"And what would that be?", Mary rolled her eyes, and started walking away, when Jason grabbed her hand.
"Mary, will Ты go out with me?" Jason asked, flashing his pearly whites. Mary looked into his eyes, blushed, and then... slapped him straight in the face.
"HELL NO! I wouldn't go out with Ты if we were the last two people on Earth!", she screeched, and ran off.
She wanted desperately to tell her Друзья about what had happened, but the only other friend in her first 3 classes was Jaira, but they sat on opposite sides of the room. Again, just her luck. The classes seemed to take hours, but finally it was lunch time. Mary ran towards where she saw everyone else sitting, nearly tripping over an оранжевый peel. "Guyss!!", Mary whisper-shouted as she sat down. "You'll never believe what Jason just did!!"
"What? Did he lick your ear? Did he try to give Ты a hickey? DID HE TOUCH YOUR BOOBS?" Olivia yelled, forgetting about silence, and causing half the school to stare at her like she was Reagan from The Exorcist.
"No! And what?" Mary cried. Was everyone on cocaine today? "He asked me out." Gasps were heard. Дети started crying. From across the world, Kim Jong Un burst into tears.
"Why?" Anna screeched. "He knows Ты despise him! Why would he even try?"
"Well I don't know about Ты youngins, but I think it would work." Hajirah piped in. "I mean, it'd be like Aurora and Phillip!
"Or Alice and Peter Pan", сказал(-а) Jaira. Her eyes lit up. "Think of the cosplays they could do!" Hajirah and Jaira started giggling at Mary's disgusted expression.
"OOH! I GOT IT! IT'LL BE CALLED MASON! IT SHALL BE CALLED MASON AND IT SHALL BE MY SHIP." Hajirah cheered, and everyone roared with laughter. Except Mary, obviously.
"Well your Любовь story's probably better than when Ты guys tried shipping me and Derrick. I hate him so much!" Olivia muttered.
"Hate him?' Darby asked innocently. "Is that what that was when Ты were taking фото of his жопа, попка last week?"
"Hush, Ты two, we were talking about Mason", Elana laughed. As much as Mary hated to admit it, she thought it was sort of funny. Not that she'd ever say that. Duh.
"So Mary, when's the date? Jaira asked innocently.
"I'm not going on a дата with him! Are Ты crazy!" She hissed, pissed off. She might find it funny, but she wasn't exactly going to give Jason a lapdance because her Друзья shipped them. Fuck them all. She promised herself that she wouldn't ever go on a дата with Jason. EVER.
Jason. Of course, Mary thought, just my luck. The guy I'm trashtalking just so happened to be standing behind me the whole time. She turned to her Друзья for support. Olivia panicked. "Um, is that Gabby I hear?"
She and Elana ran off, as Darby, Anna, Jaira, and Hajirah backed away slowly, giving her a 'sorry!' look as they took off. Mary groaned."Thanks for nothing, guys!", she muttered, before looking at Jason. "What do Ты want?", she snapped.
"Well, can I just say, are Ты a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!", Jason attempted to sound cool whilst saying the pickup line, but all he got was Mary staring at him like he'd eaten a puppy. What. The. Everloving. Hell. Was Jason on. "Ok, ok, Mary, that one was bad, but I have something that Ты can't resist. "
"And what would that be?", Mary rolled her eyes, and started walking away, when Jason grabbed her hand.
"Mary, will Ты go out with me?" Jason asked, flashing his pearly whites. Mary looked into his eyes, blushed, and then... slapped him straight in the face.
"HELL NO! I wouldn't go out with Ты if we were the last two people on Earth!", she screeched, and ran off.
She wanted desperately to tell her Друзья about what had happened, but the only other friend in her first 3 classes was Jaira, but they sat on opposite sides of the room. Again, just her luck. The classes seemed to take hours, but finally it was lunch time. Mary ran towards where she saw everyone else sitting, nearly tripping over an оранжевый peel. "Guyss!!", Mary whisper-shouted as she sat down. "You'll never believe what Jason just did!!"
"What? Did he lick your ear? Did he try to give Ты a hickey? DID HE TOUCH YOUR BOOBS?" Olivia yelled, forgetting about silence, and causing half the school to stare at her like she was Reagan from The Exorcist.
"No! And what?" Mary cried. Was everyone on cocaine today? "He asked me out." Gasps were heard. Дети started crying. From across the world, Kim Jong Un burst into tears.
"Why?" Anna screeched. "He knows Ты despise him! Why would he even try?"
"Well I don't know about Ты youngins, but I think it would work." Hajirah piped in. "I mean, it'd be like Aurora and Phillip!
"Or Alice and Peter Pan", сказал(-а) Jaira. Her eyes lit up. "Think of the cosplays they could do!" Hajirah and Jaira started giggling at Mary's disgusted expression.
"OOH! I GOT IT! IT'LL BE CALLED MASON! IT SHALL BE CALLED MASON AND IT SHALL BE MY SHIP." Hajirah cheered, and everyone roared with laughter. Except Mary, obviously.
"Well your Любовь story's probably better than when Ты guys tried shipping me and Derrick. I hate him so much!" Olivia muttered.
"Hate him?' Darby asked innocently. "Is that what that was when Ты were taking фото of his жопа, попка last week?"
"Hush, Ты two, we were talking about Mason", Elana laughed. As much as Mary hated to admit it, she thought it was sort of funny. Not that she'd ever say that. Duh.
"So Mary, when's the date? Jaira asked innocently.
"I'm not going on a дата with him! Are Ты crazy!" She hissed, pissed off. She might find it funny, but she wasn't exactly going to give Jason a lapdance because her Друзья shipped them. Fuck them all. She promised herself that she wouldn't ever go on a дата with Jason. EVER.
