DO Ты HAVE THIS

SOSMJD (state of shock michael jackson disorer)

The symptoms are:
-git a mikegasm when he grabs his crotch
-Fainting when seeing him smile
-Having multiple Mikegasm when he rips his рубашка или is shirtless
-Indulging yourself in never-ending Обои of him
-Watching his sexy short films over and over again
-Fantasizing about him
-You can't live your daily life without thinking about him at least 10 times a day
-You say I Любовь Ты to him at least 5 a день
-You get overly defensive if someone says something untrue about him
-Listening to his Музыка everyday
-Watching him dance and scream when he spins
-Owning all of his Книги and short films
-Dreaming about him all день long
-Kissing his фото
-You know every thing about him
-You talk about him ALL the time
-cry if some one says ther glad he is dead
- Ты slap some one if thay call him wako jacko
- Ты say Ты Любовь him еще thin any buby eles
- consit him famley
-tell him every thing
- and now this one is a big one and it is RONG being wonting to sleep with him

If Ты have these symptoms, Ты have sosmjd! There is NO CURE but if Ты have this, let everyone know. Its perfectly healthy. no need to git help if Ты have this Ты will live