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Setting: Michael is 28 years old and he lives in a upscale Главная which he shares with his beautiful, but very snooty, stuck up girlfriend and cheating girlfriend(which michael doesnt know about the muiltiple boyfriends she has had on the side). Anyways today michael is in for a BIG surprise..........

Girlfriend: Mikey baby im home!
Michael: Michael walks up to girlfriend and kisses her Well how did your checkup go??
Girlfriend: Oh it was fine........i have a surprise for Ты later. gives michael a playful wink
Michael: Ooh i cant wait.
That night Michael and his girlfriend have a candle lit dinner...

It's been almost three weeks since Michael and Diane filed at restraining order against John. It's has been fairley peaceful but that is all about to change.........

Diane just arrived Главная from work and has began to freshen up before she was to begin making dinner. After freshening up Diane headed downstairs and as usual began to cook dinner. As always Michael and the girls arrived Главная not long after. Everything seemed to be nromal, but that soon changed. Diane had just put the girls to постель, кровати we she heard what sounded like three gunshots going off. Frightened Diane ran upstairs. "Michael did...

6 Hours Later
I woke up, feeling arms around me. I looked behind me and saw Michael. I blushed and looked to my left and right and realized I was in between his legs. Thank goodness my back was to him, otherwise people would think we were up to something in the tree. Especially the press and their idea of lying about what they'd seen. I turned my head back to Michael and moved some of his hair out of his face with one of my hands. To my surprise, he opened his eyes.
"Hey sleepyhead." I said.
He chuckled a little. "Hey Rebecca." He said.
I looked at my watch and saw that it was 9am. (Me: we went...

Rebecca was starting to cook and Michael helped her out. She was frying up some chicken and making salads, rice, corn, and peas. Guess where the chicken came from? KFC. As soon as they were done, Chris came back with Crystal. Rebecca came out of the кухня to see Crystal and ran up to her and hugged her. "Crystal! Ты made it!" She said. Crystal hugged back. "Of course I did! How could I not make it? Oh and I heard about Ты and Michael. I'm so happy for you!" Crystal сказал(-а) all excited. They broke away. "I didn't know Ты and Chris were related, Rebecca. That's so interesting!" "Well, something...

... Back at the studio...

“...Look Mike, all I’m saying is that Ты shouldn’t beat yourself up over this, keep the faith man, she’s out there somewhere,”
“Somewhere could be miles away...”
“OR... it could be in this very building. Ты just never know.”

Michael sighed in agreement and told Matt he was ready to record again. Just then, a knock on the door interrupted Matt from responding to Michael. It was Brooke. Knowing Matt was in the room, she had come prepared with a hot cup of coffee for him. Michael got frustrated waiting for Matt to hurry up. He and Chris stood up to see...

The owner of the Главная where Michael Jackson died is suing a woman who is selling maps to movie stars' homes .... just feet from the MJ house.

Linda Welton has become semi-famous for anyone who drives on Sunset Blvd. in the fancy area where MJ rented the house. She's done a booming business since Michael died, in no small part because she's selling the maps in plain view of the MJ home.

In the lawsuit ... obtained by TMZ ... the owners of the now-infamous 100 North Carolwood Drive claims they can't sell the house because "Potential buyers are bothered upon approach by the quite visible and annoying...

"Who was that?",Michael alarmed asked Dave."I don't know!But we bettrer go inside and find out what just happened!",Dave said.They went into the house and there they found Alexandra and Madeline's grandmother."What are Ты doing here?Where is Madeline?",Alexandra alarmed asked."We came because we saw someone taking her to a car and pushing her in,then leaving in hurry.I think she didn't wanted to go with that man who wa wearing a black costume.",Michael said."You mean my grandaughter was kidnapped?",Madeline's grandmother asked scared."Yes",Dave sadly said."Then let's call the police!",Madeline's...

MTV who benefitted tremendously from MJ's talent, superstardom, and ground-breaking Видео attempts to disrespect the KING with their salacious reporting. I found this Статья on MTV.com and the Статья was written by Gil Kaufman. But I will also share with Ты a Комментарий left by an intelligent lady who read between the lines and saw the disrespect. She also did what I recommend that we ALL do. WHEN THE HATERS CHOOSE TO LIE, CALL THEM OUT ON IT!!! Check this out and just read the salaciousness of the Статья and read between the lines. Okay, here we go!!!

'Justin Bieber: Never Say Never' has...

Dr. Conrad Murray's legal defense is that Michael Jackson gave himself the fatal dose of Propofol.
The defense argument goes like this:

- At around 10:50 AM, Dr. Murray gave Jackson 25 mg of Propofol from a 20 ml bottle -- that's only about 1/8 of the bottle.

- The dose Dr. Murray administered would keep someone asleep for only 5 to 10 minutes, But the Propofol, along with the Ativan and Versed that was already in MJ's system, had a synergistic effect that put Jackson to sleep for a longer period of time.

- For the Далее hour, Dr. Murray stayed in the room and was on the phone for much of the time....

Yeah
Now I'm just wondering why Ты think
That Ты can get to me with anything
Seems like you'd know by now
When and how I get down
And with all that I've been through, I'm still around

Don't Ты ever make no mistakes
Baby I've got what it takes
And there's no way you'll ever get to me (Come no now)
Why can't Ты see that you'll never ever hurt me
'Cause I won't let it be, see I'm too much for Ты baby

You can't believe it, Ты can't conceive it
And Ты can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable
And I know Ты hate it, and Ты can't take it
You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable

Now Ты can't stop me even...

[1st Verse]
Where Did Ты Come From Lady
And Ooh Won't Ты Take Me There
Right Away Won't Ты Baby
Tendoroni You've Got To Be
Spark My Nature
Sugar Fly With Me
Don't Ты Know Now
Is The Perfect Time
We Can Make It Right
Hit The City Lights
Then Tonight Ease The Lovin' Pain
Let Me Take Ты To The Max

[Chorus]
I Want To Любовь Ты (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take Ты There
I Want To Любовь Ты (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Shake Ты There

[Background]
Anywhere Ты Wanna Go

[2nd Verse]
Nothin' Can Stop This Burnin'
Desire...

Yeah Shoo-hee
Oooh
Hee hee!
Shoo-hee
Woh
Woh
Hee!

Love ain't what
it used to be
That is what
they're tellin' me
Push it in stick it out
That ain't what
it's all about

He wanna do
something keen to
you
He wanna заворачивать, обертывание his
arms all around
you girl
He wanna shake it up
shake it down
Doing it right
He wanna jump
back half flap
doing it right

He wanna lay Ты down
Turn it up
Kicking it loose
He wanna fly
high nigh high
Baby for you'se

He wanna motormouth
Float around
Baby the back
He wanna shake it up
shake it down
Moving round ha ha

Love ain't what
it used to be
(Hee!)
That is what
they're tellin' me
Push it in stick it out
That ain't what...

There's a ghost out in the hall
there's a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it's coming through the walls
Now it's climbing up the stairs

There's a spirit in the dark
Hear the beating of its heart
Can Ты feel it in the air
Ghosts are hiding everywhere

I'm gonna be
Exactly what Ты wanna see
it's Ты who's haunting me
Because you're wanting me
To be the stranger in the night

Am I amusing you
Or just confusing you
Am I the beast
You visualized
And if Ты wanna to see
Eccentric oddities
I'll be grotesque before your eyes

Let them all materialize

Is that scary for Ты baby
Am I scary for Ты oh
Is it scary for Ты baby
Is it...

She Always Takes It With A сердце Of Stone
'Cause All She Does Is Throw It Back To Me
I've Spend A Lifetime Looking For Someone
Don't Try To Understand Me
Just Simply Do The Things I Say

Love Is A Feeling
Give It When I Want It
'Cause I'm On Fire
Quench My Desire
Give It When I Want It
Talk To Me Woman
Give In To Me
Give In To Me

You Always Knew Just How To Make Me Cry
And Never Did I Ask Ты Вопросы Why
It Seems Ты Get Your Kicks From Hurting Me
Don't Try To Understand Me
Because Your Words Just Aren't Enough

Love Is A Feeling
Quench My Desire
Give It When I Want It
Takin' Me Higher
Love Is A Woman
I Don't Wanna...

The Dangerous Era, 1990-1994, would Ашер in a new decade with brand new sounds and the best in contemporary концерт entertainment. Michael Jackson set new recording, filming and entertainment standards that were legendary.

Starting the new Era off, in 1990, Michael was honoured with many awards, including several “Entertainer of the Decade” awards from Soul Train, MTV and Sony. He was honoured at the White House by President George Bush, who presented him with a special “Entertainer of the Decade Award”. He also received the American Cinema Award for “Entertainer of the Decade”,...

When Michael Jackson joined Justin Timberlake and 'NSYNC onstage at the 2001 Video Музыка Awards, JT didn't get a chance to sing with one
of his idols. The King of Pop just busted out a number of his signature dance moves as the crowd at New York's Metropolitan Opera House went nuts. A couple months later, though, Timberlake got the opportunity of a lifetime when he performed — and sung — with MJ at his 30th anniversary концерт at Madison Square Garden.

Years later, and months after Jackson's passing, Timberlake maintains that Jackson's vocal dexterity might be the biggest legacy he's left...

JACKSON:
Jackson means Jack's son

PARENTS:
Joseph Walter Jackson-Joseph mean "He Will Enlarge" and Walter meaning "Ruler of the Army"
Katherine Esther Scruse-Katherine meaning "Pure" and Esther meaning "Star"

SISTERS:
Maureen Reillette "Rebbie" Jackson-Maureen means "Uncertain, Maybe Bitter"
La Toya Yvonne Jackson-Toya meaning "Peach дерево and Arrow" and Yvonne meaning "Yew"
Janet Damita Jo Jackson-Janet means "God is Gracious"

BROTHERS:
Sigmund Esco "Jackie" Jackson-Sigmund means "Protector"
Toriano Adaryll "Tito" Jackson-Tito means "White Clay, White Earth"
Jermaine La Jaune Jackson-Jermaine means "Brother"...

March 4th 2001 - оксфордский, oxford, оксфорд Union, оксфордский, oxford, оксфорд University, England

Thank you, thank Ты dear friends, from the bottom of my heart, for such a loving and spirited welcome, and thank you, Mr President, for your kind invitation to me which I am so honoured to accept.

I also want to express a special thanks to Ты Shmuley, who for 11 years served as Rabbi here at Oxford.

You and I have been working so hard to form Heal the Kids, as well as Письмо our book about childlike qualities, and in all of our efforts Ты have been such a supportive and loving friend.

And I would also like to thank Toba Friedman, our...