Now that the full trailer for 'The Twilight Saga's' newest installment is here, we can't help but notice the similarities between the previews for 2008's 'Twilight,' last year's sequel 'New Moon' and the upcoming summer release, 'Eclipse.'
Each trailer includes sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest (Oh, was this filmed on location?), faux-sexual tension between the leads illustrated with a shot of Edward getting all up in Bella's grill (so to speak), and Пианино Музыка transitioning into thumping бас, бас-гитара to introduce the Сверхъестественное (thanks, 'Harry Potter' trailers).
Are the 'Twilight' editors using the same seven-item checklist to churn out these trailers? Maybe this is what it looks like.
'Twilight'
Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check. Did Ты know they have nature there? Tons of it! Just look at that deer!
Close-up shots of Brooding R.Patz and his lady love? Check. We could drown in their moon eyes.
A truck или two? Check. How else are we supposed to know that Forks is rural? Come on.
Heart-to-hearts in the forest? Check. I know when I'm dating someone I love, I'm having all our important conversations outside, in the forest, in the cold.
Пианино music? Check.
Stating the obvious? Check. "She's not one of us!" Oh, wait. Now we totally get it.
Slow motion? Check.
'New Moon'
Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check. Nice view of the ocean right off the bat.
Close-up shots of Brooding R.Patz and his lady love? Check.
A truck или two? Check. секунда shot of the trailer is where the truck does its best acting.
Heart-to-hearts in the forest? Check. Edward and Bella break up amongst the foliage.
Пианино music? Check. Set over a pounding heartbeat, so Ты know this trailer's serious.
Stating the obvious? Check. "It's my birthday." "Ouch. It's a paper cut."
Slow motion? Check. Jasper goes flying through the air into a piano. (This is actually pretty cool.)
'Eclipse'
Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check. The tops of pine trees lead into some gorgeous mountains that continue throughout the trailer.
Close-up shots of Brooding R.Patz and his lady love? Check. The couple stands in a meadow while Edward's voiceover promises he will Любовь Bella forever. Awww.
A truck или two? Check. It gets robbed with just a few background shots, but it's there.
Heart-to-hearts in the forest? Check. This time werewolf Jacob professes his Любовь for Bella outside.
Пианино music? Check.
Stating the obvious? Check. "I want Ты to pick me ... instead of him."
Slow motion? Check. New Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) menacingly leaps from rock to rock looking ... well, menacing.
Each trailer includes sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest (Oh, was this filmed on location?), faux-sexual tension between the leads illustrated with a shot of Edward getting all up in Bella's grill (so to speak), and Пианино Музыка transitioning into thumping бас, бас-гитара to introduce the Сверхъестественное (thanks, 'Harry Potter' trailers).
Are the 'Twilight' editors using the same seven-item checklist to churn out these trailers? Maybe this is what it looks like.
'Twilight'
Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check. Did Ты know they have nature there? Tons of it! Just look at that deer!
Close-up shots of Brooding R.Patz and his lady love? Check. We could drown in their moon eyes.
A truck или two? Check. How else are we supposed to know that Forks is rural? Come on.
Heart-to-hearts in the forest? Check. I know when I'm dating someone I love, I'm having all our important conversations outside, in the forest, in the cold.
Пианино music? Check.
Stating the obvious? Check. "She's not one of us!" Oh, wait. Now we totally get it.
Slow motion? Check.
'New Moon'
Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check. Nice view of the ocean right off the bat.
Close-up shots of Brooding R.Patz and his lady love? Check.
A truck или two? Check. секунда shot of the trailer is where the truck does its best acting.
Heart-to-hearts in the forest? Check. Edward and Bella break up amongst the foliage.
Пианино music? Check. Set over a pounding heartbeat, so Ты know this trailer's serious.
Stating the obvious? Check. "It's my birthday." "Ouch. It's a paper cut."
Slow motion? Check. Jasper goes flying through the air into a piano. (This is actually pretty cool.)
'Eclipse'
Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check. The tops of pine trees lead into some gorgeous mountains that continue throughout the trailer.
Close-up shots of Brooding R.Patz and his lady love? Check. The couple stands in a meadow while Edward's voiceover promises he will Любовь Bella forever. Awww.
A truck или two? Check. It gets robbed with just a few background shots, but it's there.
Heart-to-hearts in the forest? Check. This time werewolf Jacob professes his Любовь for Bella outside.
Пианино music? Check.
Stating the obvious? Check. "I want Ты to pick me ... instead of him."
Slow motion? Check. New Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) menacingly leaps from rock to rock looking ... well, menacing.