Just wanted to say: I DON'T OWN THIS! I found this on Fanfiction.net, and thought it was brilliant :3
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Ты know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
Ты know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. Ты cry when u hear them play your Избранное song live
3. Ты hear someone say My Chemical Romance and Ты snap to attention
4. Ты stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. Ты feel like burning the TRL building down
6. Ты read a story and claim Ты saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. Ты have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. Ты lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. Ты recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. Ты Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if Ты could make MCR your religion!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The трава is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks луч, рэй Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a год by switching to Gerard Way.
луч, рэй Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Иисус walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives Ты the finger, he's telling Ты how many секунды Ты have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if Ты can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
луч, рэй Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't Любовь you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who Остаться в живых their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to Показать their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who Любовь demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. или M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck Ты to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living или walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who огонь At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of Ты My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do или decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy...I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, луч, рэй Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
-all the M.C.R Фаны out there(including me)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the секунда it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who Любовь Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with или without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play гитара like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who Любовь My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their концерт and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
shall never let them take Ты alive.
shall drink Starbucks coffee
shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
shall admit that they are not okay freely
shall unleash the fucking bats
shall strike violent poses
shall stay out of the light
shall suck thy enemies blood
shall overcome thy weaknesses
shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy рубашка воротник или hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick Болталка objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall Переместить as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall Любовь sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall Любовь Единороги with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those еще annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou сердце burn openly
4. Thou shall Любовь cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working ударник, барабанщик ever
10. Thou shall Любовь Mr. фасоль, бин as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of луч, рэй Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
MCR Фаны know еще songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR Фаны know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR Фаны shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR Фаны перфоратор, удар, пунш their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR Фаны перфоратор, удар, пунш their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR Фаны know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR Фаны Магазин for hours just to find a куртка like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR Фаны take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I Любовь Gerard."
9. Real MCR Фаны ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR Фаны start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. not really
11. Real MCR Фаны ask for Bob the Bryar for Рождество and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR Фаны do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR Фаны sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR Фаны piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR Фаны would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR Фаны go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR Фаны have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR Фаны giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR Фаны will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert band member name here!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR Фаны watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a день then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR Фаны often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a Вопрос they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR Фаны write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR Фаны when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR Фаны eat skittles and drink Кока-кола zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR Фаны have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR Фаны have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR Фаны can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of сказал(-а) song. (no matter how many times Ты listen!)
MCR Фаны hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!
29. Real MCR Фаны try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR Фаны spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere
- Greene Finch
A/N: Originally Опубликовано by Bloody Misfit on deviantart.
Sad thing is, I do all of these things….
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Ты know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
Ты know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. Ты cry when u hear them play your Избранное song live
3. Ты hear someone say My Chemical Romance and Ты snap to attention
4. Ты stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. Ты feel like burning the TRL building down
6. Ты read a story and claim Ты saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. Ты have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. Ты lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. Ты recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. Ты Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if Ты could make MCR your religion!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The трава is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks луч, рэй Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a год by switching to Gerard Way.
луч, рэй Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Иисус walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives Ты the finger, he's telling Ты how many секунды Ты have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if Ты can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
луч, рэй Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't Любовь you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who Остаться в живых their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to Показать their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who Любовь demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. или M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck Ты to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living или walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who огонь At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of Ты My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do или decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy...I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, луч, рэй Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
-all the M.C.R Фаны out there(including me)
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the секунда it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who Любовь Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with или without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play гитара like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who Любовь My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their концерт and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
shall never let them take Ты alive.
shall drink Starbucks coffee
shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
shall admit that they are not okay freely
shall unleash the fucking bats
shall strike violent poses
shall stay out of the light
shall suck thy enemies blood
shall overcome thy weaknesses
shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy рубашка воротник или hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick Болталка objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall Переместить as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall Любовь sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall Любовь Единороги with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those еще annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou сердце burn openly
4. Thou shall Любовь cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working ударник, барабанщик ever
10. Thou shall Любовь Mr. фасоль, бин as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of луч, рэй Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
MCR Фаны know еще songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR Фаны know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR Фаны shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR Фаны перфоратор, удар, пунш their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR Фаны перфоратор, удар, пунш their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR Фаны know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR Фаны Магазин for hours just to find a куртка like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR Фаны take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I Любовь Gerard."
9. Real MCR Фаны ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR Фаны start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. not really
11. Real MCR Фаны ask for Bob the Bryar for Рождество and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR Фаны do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR Фаны sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR Фаны piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR Фаны would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR Фаны go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR Фаны have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR Фаны giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR Фаны will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert band member name here!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR Фаны watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a день then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR Фаны often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a Вопрос they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR Фаны write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR Фаны when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR Фаны eat skittles and drink Кока-кола zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR Фаны have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR Фаны have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR Фаны can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of сказал(-а) song. (no matter how many times Ты listen!)
MCR Фаны hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!
29. Real MCR Фаны try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR Фаны spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere
- Greene Finch
A/N: Originally Опубликовано by Bloody Misfit on deviantart.
Sad thing is, I do all of these things….
