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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are Ты called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then Ты would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: Ты will one день my friend. Ты will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our Показать with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet яблоко Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist by the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, или Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, или 1942?

Audience: *Laughing*

Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.

Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over by Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a замок in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the замок in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.

After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.

Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and Ты need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.

One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping

Sean: Ok. I was scared by Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission by myself. *Walks out of house*

As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.

Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask Ты a Вопрос while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO Ты THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't Ты realize Ты could get yourself killed by doing that?
Sean: No. Only Оружие can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. Ты need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes Ты do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes Ты do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*

Celestia appeared out of nowhere.

Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where радуга Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............

The End of the crossover parody.

Now for the rest of this episode

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 1: Introductions

Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: See what I mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Standing by her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: Эй, Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want Ты to take a look at this дерево I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did Ты accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, at a Музыка store.

Saten Twist: *Looking at instruments*
Store Owner: May I help Ты sir?
Saten Twist: Yes. What do Ты get when Ты combine a trumpet with a trombone?
Store Owner: What?
Saten Twist: I don't know. You're the Музыка expert.
Store: But if Ты don't know, why did Ты ask me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I think I should leave now. *Runs out of store*
Store Owner: Jeez. Ponies these days keep getting weirder, and weirder.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...

Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure Ты that no еще rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in секунда place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game Показать podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed Ты weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank Ты Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...

Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything

Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the звезда ударник, барабанщик for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The ударник, барабанщик for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently Ты are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, Ты get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and Ты all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne Ты just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did Ты ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog Ты win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did Ты do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate Ты Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is Ты beef witted яблоко john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.

He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, Ты know what? I'll tell Ты what, the category is things Ты like. Just write down, или draw a picture of something Ты like.
Audience: *Laughing*

The final jeopardy song started playing.

Alex: If Ты like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.

The колокол, колокольчик, белл rang, and time was up.

Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great Ты like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, Ты wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something Ты like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much Ты wagered.

The wagered section of the board said...

Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One день at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking by the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do Ты keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, by the General store

Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues Чтение the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.

So he started Письмо to a Болталка пони in Canterlot.

Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who Ты are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and by doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can Ты tell my your names so that I can adress Ты properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are Ты doing?
Corporal Agarn: Письмо a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come Ты read a letter while doing all those cool stunts Ты did?
Captain Parmenter: What are Ты talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*

One breif reminder later

Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do Ты know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Ты Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with еще episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did Ты really think Ты could get away with watching this Показать without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created by радуга Dash.

радуга Dash: *Playing electric гитара while flying* I suppose you're wondering how this is possible. Well, I'll tell Ты how. The all new Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. It's really alcohol, and makes Ты do stupid things Ты wouldn't do in real life. I guess that's why others think I'm arrogant, или cocky.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. Not a real energy drink.

The Далее commercial was for Fix-A-Dent.

Mare: If Ты wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO Ты FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mare: Anyway, buy Fix-A-Dent.

The final commercial was for a company on the internet called Spamdex.

Stallion: Do Ты go on the internet a lot? Do Ты hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give Ты our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what Ты want us to do, and constantly make еще advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making Ты get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost Ты money. In fact, we collect one dollar a минута for every commercial Ты watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so Ты have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.

Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: And now, we return to Aqua Marine's Journey.
Double Scoop: Well. Those were interesting.
Sunny: Forget television. Let's go outside.

They turn off the TV, and run outside. Then, the TV turned on by itself, and the announcer was on.

Announcer: If you're not outside, you're not active. *Turns off TV*
Audience: *Laughing*

The sun was setting, and everypony was on the улица, уличный intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I сказал(-а) about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're Ты thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the Далее episode!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, Ты played as Ozzy Osborne.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: *Not amused* Yes. Ты did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One еще joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One еще joke. One еще joke. One еще joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Tom: Mack.
Audience: *Booing*
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* Ты know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Okay. Now Ты can go.

They started running up the streets to their houses.

Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Audience: *Clapping*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.

Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.

Pilot: How did Ты know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
Audience: *Laughing*

The End.

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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Vito & Michael were working together to fix a Chrysler when Jerry arrived, out of breath.

Michael: Jerry?
Vito: What happened to you?
Jerry: I need to talk to you. Those two ponies Ты spoke to yesterday weren't FBI. They were from the Costanza's.
Vito: Dammit. What the fuck do we do now?
Jerry: I spoke to a real FBI agent. He'll come over tomorrow to help us.

Next morning, the FBI agent arrived in a yellow Lamborghini.

Vito: That's an interesting car for an FBI agent.
Ivan: *Steps out of his Lamborghini, and walks to the door of Vito's apartment*
Jerry: *Opens the door* Morning.
Ivan: Эй, boys....
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Jerry felt happy as he returned to his apartment.

Vito: Ты seem happy. How was work?
Jerry: Fun. Michael allowed me to fix my car for free.
Vito: That was kind of him. You'll probably have to fix it again within the week, but it's the thought that counts.
Jerry: How was your day?
Vito: I got a visit from 2 ponies from the FBI.
Jerry: The FBI?
Vito: They say they want to help us stay away from our family.
Jerry: How do Ты know they weren't in disguise?
Vito: Come again?
Jerry: What if they were really from the Costanza's?
Vito: I don't think the FBI would allow that to happen. They're usually on track...
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Song: link

April 30, 1984

Narrator: A whole год passed, and luckily, there was no sign of the family anywhere nearby. Unluckily for us, we were making less money. Vito & I got fired from 7-11 as part of an April Fools prank.

Skip the song to 2:17

Narrator: For over 300 days, we've been trying to find another job, but nothing happened. Harlan tried getting us jobs on the Southern Pacific so we could work together, but we couldn't pass training. The two of us recently saw an ad for a new autoshop opening nearby, so we decided to check it out.

As Jerry walks with Vito, they start a conversation....
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The Далее day, Q tried again to kill Vito, and Jerry.

Q: *Arrives in his Towncar with two other stallions*
Vito: *Walks out of the house, but spots Q, and quickly runs back upstairs*
Q: *Driving towards Vito*
Stallions: *Shooting MP5's*
Vito: *Dodging the bullets as he runs into the house, and upstairs*
Q: *Stops in front of the house* After him!
Stallions: *Run into the house*
Vito: *Makes it to his room, where a Stoner63 awaits him*
Stallions: *Going upstairs*
Vito: *Shooting the two stallions*
Q: *Hears the gunshots* Oh damn! *Drives off*
Vito: *Leans out of a window, and shoots Q's gas tank*

The car...
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Everyone in Ponyville was preparing the evacuation. Many police cars were blocking intersections to make it easier for everyone to make it to the train station. An alarm was heard all over town: link

Ponies: *Driving out of Ponyville*
Police пони 74: Attention. There is a large, uncontrollable огонь in Ponyville. Everyone must evacuate. If Ты do not have any means of transportation, go to the train station at once. We repeat, if Ты do not have any means of transportation, go to the train station at once.
Tom: *Stops the train at the station*
Hunter: I'll help the others get on board.
Nikki: *Slides...
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Komano was telling Edward about Tom going to Ringoes.

Edward: What's he doing there?
Komano: He's a volunteer on the Black River & Western. He's helping everypony evacuate to Ringoes.
Edward: Well, I hope it doesn't take too long.

Over at Rutgers Landscaping Nursery in Ringoes, Nikki heard some of her co-workers talking about the огонь in Ponyville.

Mare 68: They're planning to evacuate everypony, at least that's what I understand so far.
Nikki: Where?
Mare 25: Ponyville.
Nikki: That's where Tom works.
Mare 25: Ты wanna leave early, and see if he's okay?
Nikki: What'll our manager say?
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was just a normal день in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and радуга Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be безопасно, сейф than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is...
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What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a холм, хилл in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, Ты three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car...
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What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted by the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo...
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Song: link

March 3rd, 1987

Narrator: Things were going downhill for us again since Harlan was killed. We moved back in San Franciscolt in 1983 to hopefully hide under the noses of our family, and avoid rejoining their life of crime, but that plan was slowly failing. Vito started buying еще guns, and sometimes got in trouble with the police. He would end up in frequent fights with them, and sometimes even shot them. He threatened to leave me to fight on my own if we ever encountered the Costanza's, but I'm already fighting on my own while Vito is dealing with the heat. It at least helps me focus...
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Jerry returned Главная after fighting off the Mexicans.

Jerry: *Opens the refrigerator, and pours himself a glass of оранжевый juice*
Vito: *Arrives* I had a nice walk through town. How are Ты doing Jerry?
Jerry: Good.
Vito: What do Ты say we watch some television?
Jerry: I'll Присоединиться Ты after I pour myself a bowl of pretzels.
Vito: Say no more. *Turns on the TV*
News Pony: It was a great Показать indeed, but now we Переместить onto something еще tragic. A chase between five ponies turned violent earlier this morning when four Mexicans tried to mug a stallion. One of them has been taken into custody, while the other...
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Harlan walked into the apartment, feeling very pleased with himself.

Harlan: Another spectacular день of railroading complete.
Jerry: *Walks in with Vito*
Vito: Finally, our employment problem is over.
Harlan: Where are Ты guys working now?
Jerry: Mike's Autoshop?
Harlan: Never heard of it.
Vito: It's only a couple of blocks from here.
Jerry: The owner is a hedgehog.
Harlan: Oh.
Vito: We start tomorrow.

The Далее day.

Michael: *Watching Vito & Jerry walk into the shop* Mornin' fellas. You're early.
Jerry: What are we doing first?
Michael: Can Ты work on the Subaru? I already placed it on the lift for...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


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Vito: *Runs into a room, and goes down a огонь escape*
Pony: *Firing at Vito with a Tommygun*

December 7, 1980. 5:38 PM. Chicagoat.

Vito: *Sees еще ponies following him. He grabs a жеребенок, кольт 45, and fires one bullet at each пони as he runs down the stairs towards the street*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Costanza Ponies: *Arrive in a Buick*
Vito: *Runs into the car* Step on it!
Costanza...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th день of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the пони Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to Присоединиться their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend радуга Dash. They...
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