Rarity, Applejack, and радуга Dash were at Carousel Botique. Ты can guess what they're doing.

радуга Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* Ты сказал(-а) we'd only try on two outfits. Ты made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!
Spot: The one that украл, палантин all of our rubies!
радуга Dash: *Gets out of her dress*
Applejack: *Gets out of the maid's outfit* What do y'all want?
Rover: Revenge!
Spot: *Shows gem to Rarity* Ты see this?
радуга Dash: That looks kinda like the gem Gilda had to teleport us into Medieval times.
Fido: Teleport?
Spot: What does it mean to teleport?

The gem started to glow.

Rarity, Applejack, and радуга Dash: NO!!

The gem teleported Rarity, радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса into a hot air balloon that was empty. The Diamond Собаки weren't so lucky.

Diamond Dogs: *Standing on air* Uh oh. *Falling*
Rarity: Hahahaha!
радуга Dash: That'll Показать 'em not to mess with us!
Applejack: Just one question. Where are we?
Rarity: Hm, I don't know.
радуга Dash: *Looks down into the ocean below the hot air balloon, and sees a pirate ship*

Cannons were heard being shot

Theme song: link

Rarity: Where are we радуга Dash?
радуга Dash: I'd say we were teleported into the early 1800's. We're dealing with pirates.
Applejack: Oh boy.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 2: Ponies Of The Carribean

Based off of the video by AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

радуга Dash
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Larry Wilcox
Erik Estrada
Leaf Pile
Max McGarrett
Donut
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
And Derpy Hooves as Hungry

Also starring the Diamond Собаки

Rover
Fido
Spot
Martin
Indiana Кости
James
Luxor
котелок
густая похлебка, похлебка, чаудер
and Mickey

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* Эй, look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from the other diamond dogs*
Spot: What is the matter with-
Rover: lower your voice. we don't want them to hear us.
Fido: why do they think we're gods?
Rover: that gem we had must have done the teleportation thingy the blue пони mentioned, and it also made us time travel into a different time period.
Spot: that mule, and her Друзья are still in that hot air balloon. they probably have a lot of food, and treasure.
Fido: these other diamond Собаки are willing to help us, so if we team up with them, we'll kill the mule, and her two friends.

They went back to the other diamond dogs.

Rover: We're back.
Mickey: What would Ты like us to do for you?
Fido: Tell us what год this is.
James: 1801 gods.
Spot: Ты do not have to call us gods. We are just diamond Собаки like you. My name is Spot.
Rover: I'm Rover, and this is Fido.
Fido: Pleased to meet you.
Martin: Pleased to meet Ты as well.
Chowder: Is there anything else Ты want us to do?
Rover: There are three ponies. A white unicorn, a blue pegasus, and an оранжевый earth пони with a brown hat. We need your help to kill them.
James: We will help Ты in any way we can. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Uh, what did he say?
James: I said... We will help Ты in any way we can! Right fellas?!
Diamond Dogs: Oh yeah, of course we can. No problem.

Meanwhile, the hot air balloon was losing altitude.

радуга Dash: If Ты didn't put out the fire, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Rarity: I thought it was going to kill us!
Applejack: There was supposed to be a огонь there Rarity!
Rarity: Well I thought it was going to kill us! Ты can thank me for saving your life later.
радуга Dash: Yeah right.
Applejack: *Looks down into the ocean* I see a pirate ship. Let's get the balloon closer, and get on board.
радуга Dash: I got an idea. *Flies out of the hot air balloon, and gets a rope from the hot air balloon. She ties it onto part of a ship*
Erik: Hey! What do Ты think you're doing?!
радуга Dash: That hot air balloon is running low on altitude, and we can't do anything about it! We need to save the ponies on board.
Erik: Alright.
Larry: *Runs towards Erik* What's the matter?
Erik: This blue пони is helping two others in a hot air balloon.
радуга Dash: AJ, Rarity, Ты okay in there?!
Applejack: Yeah.
Rarity: We're going to jump on board now.

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса jumped on with no difficulty, but when Rarity jumped, she landed on the edge, and was holding on trying to get herself up.

Rarity: A little help please?
Erik: Allow me. *Helps Rarity onto the ship*
Rarity: Thank you.
Erik: *Leans on a Стена standing on his back legs*
Rarity: *Also standing on her back legs, leaning against Erik* You're a sexy gentlecolt.
Applejack: She сказал(-а) sexy.
радуга Dash: Take out the y, and what do Ты get?
Applejack: Sex.
Erik: Whoa, easy! *Gets away from Rarity, and stands Далее to радуга Dash* I like mares, but I don't like them rough.
Rarity: Fine! I'll just find someone else on this ship to have sex with, stallion, или mare.
Applejack: Probably both. *Laughs*

радуга Dash, Larry, and Erik laughed with her.

Hungry: Enough!
Erik: Oh Hungry. We saved three ponies from a falling hot air balloon.
Hungry: Excellent. Now I must give them the pirate initiation. What is 1 plus 1?
радуга Dash: Uhh.. 2?
Applejack: 2.
Rarity: 2.
Hungry: Wrong! The correct answer is... Uh.... Is it really 2?
радуга Dash: Yes!
Hungry: Oh. Never mind, you're right. Welcome to my pirate crew. Ты already met Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. They seem to make the best chips ever. They might as well become chips. Let me introduce Ты to the rest of the crew. *Leaves*
радуга Dash: remember how we got back into the present after gilda got us into medieval times?
Applejack: we killed her.
Rarity: now we have to kill the diamond dogs, but where are they?
радуга Dash: i don't know. that's the part that worries me.
Hungry: *Returns with with three other ponies* Here they are. Meet Leaf Pile, Max McGarrett, and Donut.
Rarity: *Falling in Любовь with all three stallions*
Applejack: Pleased to meet you.
Leaf Pile: Likewise.
Max: We're glad you're in our crew with us.
Donut: It's a real honor to have you.
радуга Dash: It's a real honor to be with you.

Now that Applejack, радуга Dash, and Rarity were in a pirate crew, they needed to find Rover, and the other diamond dogs.

Hungry was in her office on the ship, when she heard someone knock on the door.

Hungry: Come in.
радуга Dash: *Walks in with Applejack, and Rarity*
Hungry: Hi.
Applejack: We need your help with something.
Hungry: I'll help Ты with anything. As long as Ты give me at least five muffins.
Rarity: Did they even have muffins during this time period?
радуга Dash: I don't think so. I didn't even know Ты could make chips.
Hungry: What's the problem Ты want me to help Ты with?
радуга Dash: There are three diamond Собаки that want us dead. We want to kill them first.
Hungry: Okay. Me, and my crew will help you, if Ты do something for us.
Rarity: And that is?
Hungry: Help us find buried treasure.
Applejack: Is that all?
Hungry: Yeah. We've been searching for years, but we were never able to find it.
радуга Dash: Do Ты have a map?
Hungry: What's a map?
Applejack: That's not a good answer.
Hungry: It's not an answer, it's a question.
Applejack: That makes it worse.
радуга Dash: When Ты go on these treasure hunts, Ты need a map. Do Ты at least know where the treasure is located?
Hungry: I think it's at an island thirty five miles north of Australia.
радуга Dash: And where are we?
Max: LAND HO!!!
Hungry: Let's go see what's going on.

Hungry, and the three mares walked outside of the office, and saw they were heading towards an island with lots of sugar cane.

Applejack: It must be Hawaii.

The ship stopped, and everypony got off.

Hawaiian пони 643: What can I do for Ты all?
Hungry: I'm looking for a treasure map.
Hawaiian пони 643: Go to a shack painted in green, and yellow. It shouldn't be hard to find.
радуга Dash: *Flies up into the air, and looks around* I see it. Follow me. *Flies to the green, and yellow shack*
Ponies: *Following радуга Dash*

Song: link

Meanwhile with the diamond dogs.

Chowder: *Gives bowl of Фрукты to Rover*
Rover: I told Ты forty five times I'm not hungry!!
Chowder: What about Spot, and Fido?
Rover: They're not hungry either!!
Fido: We just want to find that white mule, and kill her along with her friends!
Martin: *In the lookout tower, looking through a microscope* Captain, unidentified object in front of us!
Indiana Bones: Steer right!!
Luxor: *Steers the ship to the right*
Martin: It's moving!!!
Indiana Bones: What?
Martin: The object is moving!!

It turned out to be Opalescence as a sea monster.

Fido: WHAT IS THAT THING?!!!?
James: Sea Monster!!
Indiana Bones: Quick, get all of the cannons ready!
Opalescence: *Getting towards the ship*
Martin: She's getting close. *Grabs a pistol*
Opalescence* ROOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!
James: Fire! *Shoots cannon*
Bowler, Chowder, and Mickey: *Shoots cannons*
Opalescence: *Avoids пушка fire, then grabs one of the пушка balls. She throws it at the ship, and it gets a hole in the bottom, making it sink*
Mickey: The ship is sinking!!!!
Indiana Bones: Quickly, to the life boats!
Martin: Hold on sir! I see a repair Магазин nearby! We'll stop our ship there!
Indiana Bones: Perfect! Get there right away!!!

Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a пони was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do Ты want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid пони like Ты shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
радуга Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
радуга Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives радуга Dash his sword*
радуга Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take the map. It's free.
радуга Dash: *Gives map to Hungry*
Hungry: Yay!

When we last saw the diamond dogs, they got their ship attacked by a sea monster. It was now sinking, but they were close to a repair Магазин for fixing boats.

Indiana Bones: Good work everyone.
Repair Pony: Diamond Dogs? Forget it, I'm not fixing your boat.
Rover: *Jumps out of the boat, and lands Далее to the repair pony* Ты better fix it. *Grabs a pistol, and points it at the pony* или else.
Repair Pony: Okay, okay. I'll fix the ship.
Rover: He сказал(-а) he'll fix the ship.
Diamond Dogs: *Cheering*

* * *

Hungry: Okay everypony, we should be going Southwest.
Erik: Our compass says we're going south.
Hungry: Leaf Pile, turn the ship towards the right a little bit.
Leaf Pile: Will do Hungry. *Slowly turns the ship to the right*
Erik: Almost there... almost.. Perfect!
Leaf Pile: *Stops turning the ship to the right*
Erik: The compass says we're going South west.
Donut: Excellent. I cannot wait to get that treasure.
радуга Dash: *Looking in the water, and looks concerned* I don't know if we'll make it.
Larry: *Looks in front of the ship*

Opalescence arrived, and threatened to wreck their ship.

Song: link

Hungry: What's going on?
Applejack: It's a sea monster!!
Rarity: It looks almost like-
Opalescence: ROOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rarity: Opal?!!? *Faints*
Hungry: Get her into my office.
Max & Applejack: *Carrying Rarity to Hungry's office*
Hungry: What do we do now?
радуга Dash: I don't know about you, but I'll just be me.
Hungry: Huh?
радуга Dash: *Grabs two swords, and flies to Opalescence*
Opalescence: ROOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: Oh shut up. *Cuts off one tentacle* She's got six tentacles. One down, five to go.
Opalescence: ROOOOOOOAR!!!! *Swings her tentacles at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Gets hit* Whoa! *Quickly recovers, and cuts off another tentacle*
Applejack: *Runs to the front of the ship with Hungry* радуга Dash! Do Ты need help?!
радуга Dash: Try to distract her while I cut off the other tentacles.
Applejack: Let's get downstairs, and use the cannons. *Goes downstairs with Hungry*

The other ponies were cheering for радуга Dash, hoping she would defeat the monster threatening them.

радуга Dash: *Dodges two tentacles heading towards her, but get wrapped around by another tentacle*
Opalescence: *Smiles when she sees радуга Dash in her grasp. She puts her in the water, and drowns her*
Larry: She's drowning радуга Dash! Hurry up down there!!!
Applejack: We're doing our best!
Hungry: *Shoots the cannon*
Opalescence: *Gets a tentacle shot off from the cannon*
радуга Dash: *Feels the tentacle go lower into the water, but feels the grip loosen. She notices that the tentacle holding her has been shot off. Quickly, she swims up to the surface*
Erik: Use your pistols everypony!!
Max: *Shoots Opalescence*
Donut: *Shoots Opalescence*
радуга Dash: *Climbs up on the ship*
Leaf Pile: радуга Dash made it!!
Applejack: *Shoots cannon*
Opalescence: *Gets shot, and falls into the water*

Stop the song

радуга Dash: *Looks in the water* She's not coming up!
Applejack: *Watches Opalescence's body rise, but she doesn't do anything* She ain't moving.
радуга Dash: We took down the monster.
Ponies: *Cheering*

After some time passed, the diamond Собаки got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair пони fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if Ты don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope.

James: Do Ты see anything?
Martin: Yes sir. There's a pirate ship in front of us. I see three ponies. A blue one, a white one, and an оранжевый one with a brown hat.
James: I'll get Rover.

Meanwhile, in the ship радуга Dash was in with Applejack, Rarity, and Hungry's pirate crew.

Hungry: *Looking at the map, and a compass*
Rarity: How is it going?
Hungry: We seem to be making progress.
Erik: *Arrives* Hungry, there's another pirate ship following us.
Hungry: I wonder who that could be?
Erik: Larry is looking at them now.
Larry: *Looking at the ship behind him with a microscope*
Max: *Stops Далее to Larry* Erik wants to know who's on there.
Larry: Tell him that they're diamond dogs. Steer the ship left, and see what happens.
Max: Right away.
радуга Dash: *Looking at the map with Hungry, and Rarity* I'd say we're twenty nine miles from the island.
Erik: Twenty seven in my mind.
Max: *Arrives*
Erik: What did he say?
Max: There are diamond Собаки on the pirate ship behind us. I'm going to steer left, and see if they follow us.
Erik: Alright.
Max: *Runs to the helm. He steers the ship left*
Spot: They're turning left! Follow them!
Luxor: *Steers the ship to the left*
Larry: They're following us!
Max: *Steers the ship back to the right*
Donut: Let's grab our guns, and shoot at them! *Grabs a pistol, and runs to the back of the ship*

Everypony followed Donut, and they had guns.

Chowder: Those ponies have guns!
Bowler: Let's get ours then!
Mickey: *Grabs a musket*
James: Ты might wanna use a pistol like the rest of us. That thing takes too long to load.
Mickey: I'm using it for the firepower.
радуга Dash: *Shoots at the diamond dogs*
Spot: *Sees the bullet hit the ship* Return fire!! Don't stop shooting until they die!
Fido: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks, but sees her hat get shot off of her head* Nopony shoots my hat! *Returns fire*
James: *Gets shot*
Martin: Man down!
Indiana Bones: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Dodges bullet* Why are they all shooting at me?!!?
радуга Dash: They must really like you.
Rarity: Then why are they shooting at her?
радуга Dash: Ты wanna shut up, and help us?
Rarity: Oh no, I was gonna go downstairs, and look for somepony that wanted to have sex-
радуга Dash: There's no time for that!!
Rarity: Come on!
Applejack: Help us, или go away!
Rarity: Fine! *Grabs a pistol, and shoots at the diamond dogs*
Luxor: *Gets shot by Rarity*
Rarity: I got one! *Gets excited* I got one!
Applejack: Great Rarity, don't get cocky! *Shoots her gun*
Mickey: *Shoots at Hungry*
Hungry: Whoa! *Dodges bullet* That nearly hit me!
радуга Dash: Are Ты okay?
Hungry: Yeah. *Shoots gun*
Indiana Bones: *Dodges Hungry's bullet* Shoot that grey pegasus!
Spot: *Shoots Hungry*
Hungry: No!! *Falls on the ground*
Erik: They shot our leader!! *Shoots Mickey*
Mickey: *Falls on the ground, and accidentally shoots Fido*
Rover: Fido!!
Spot: No!!!
радуга Dash: *Shoots the bottom of the boat*
Rover: We got another hole in our boat!
Indiana Bones: Leave them alone! We'll patch up the hole, and chase them later!
Rover: Very well.
Applejack: They're turning around!
Donut: Good. It's too bad they killed Hungry though.
Rarity: She was a good leader.
радуга Dash: Even if she was stupid.
Larry: A men.

Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
радуга Dash: Ты vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do Ты suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so yes.
радуга Dash: Well I was thinking that we have a contest, and whoever does the best is the winner.
Larry: That takes too much time. We vote on it.
Applejack: What if someone gets voted to be the leader, and they don't want to be it?
Max: Too bad.
Leaf Pile: They're the leader whether they like it, или not.
Donut: It's time to begin.

The voting only took 90 seconds.

Larry: I'm looking at the Голоса now. We got two Голоса for радуга Dash. One for Applejack, and five for Leaf Pile.
Leaf Pile: WHAT?! But I don't wanna be the leader!!
радуга Dash: Ты сказал(-а) whoever got the most Голоса was leader, whether they liked it, или not!
Leaf Pile: Well... I lied! Let Donut be the leader!
Donut: Too late. You're our new leader.
Leaf Pile: *Sighs* That was stupid. I knew we should've gone for that contest радуга Dash mentioned.
Larry: If Ты die, we'll have a contest Далее time we decide who the new leader is.
Leaf Pile: *Angry, and sarcastic* Oh, that's very helpful!

Half an час later.

Larry: *Looking through a microscope* Leaf!!
Leaf Pile: *Runs to Larry* What is it?
Larry: I think I see land. It's far away.
Leaf Pile: Land ho!! Ten miles away!!

Back to the diamond Собаки

Rover: The hole is fixed.
Indiana Bones: *Looks at the patched hole*

The hole was poorly patched up, and was barely keeping any of the water out.

Indiana Bones: Ты nincompoops! Ты only got part of the hole covered!
Spot: Part of the hole is better then none of it.
Indiana Bones: What kind of gods are you?
Rover: We're not gods.
Spot: We just fell from the sky.
Indiana Bones: Go scrub the кухня floor!
Rover: *Leaves with Spot*
Indiana Bones: idiots. *Starts to fix the damage on the ship* The only way Ты can get things done around here is if Ты do them yourself.

радуга Dash, Rarity, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: Ты didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, Ты see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
радуга Dash: Stay positive everypony. We'll find the treasure with, или without the map.
Applejack: What makes Ты so sure we can find it Miss. Optimistic?
радуга Dash: Every place that has treasure dug up always has an X marked on it. Right?
Donut: Hey, she's right.
Max: Clever.
Leaf Pile: She's a very clever pony. How are we going to find it though?
радуга Dash: Leave that to me. I'll fly up, and look for it in the sky. *Flies up*

While радуга Dash was searching for the X on the ground, a group of pigs carrying spears walked towards the other ponies.

Pigs: Halt!
Rarity: *Screams*
Spa'am: Silence, talking ponies. Ты have been caught trespassing on Pig Island. I am Spa'am. Leader of the pigs, and famous character in Muppet Treasure Island.
Rarity: I wouldn't say famous. еще like filthy-
Spa'am: Silence!
радуга Dash: *Finds the X* There it is. Now to- *Sees the pigs* Uh oh. My Друзья are in trouble.
Spa'am: And now, prepare to die.
радуга Dash: *Flies down, and lands between Spa'am, and the ponies* Not so fast!
Spa'am: Yes so fast flying радуга she pony. Ты are trapped, and now me, and my tribe will kill all of you.
радуга Dash: *Grabs a pistol, and shoots off a part of Spa'am's hat*

Every other пони grabbed their swords, and guns.

Spa'am: We see Ты have boom boom sticks..... Bye bye. *Leaves with his tribe*
радуга Dash: Too easy. Let's find that treasure.

This is what was currently happening with the diamond dogs.

Indiana Bones: *Fixes the hole in the ship* Finally. Now how are we going to get the water that came into this ship out?
Rover: Try a vacuum cleaner?
Indiana Bones: What's that?
Rover: Wait for over a hundred years, and you'll find out.
Bowler: *Runs downstairs* Mr. Bones! густая похлебка, похлебка, чаудер wants to Показать Ты something!
Indiana Bones: I'll be right there.
Bowler: Good sir. *Runs back upstairs*
Indiana Bones: *Goes upstairs with Rover*
Chowder: *Looking through a microscope*
Indiana Bones: What is it Chowder?
Chowder: Land sir. See for yourself.
Indiana Bones: *Takes the microscope, and looks through it* You're right, but what's that to the right? Looks like another ship.
Chowder: I don't know sir. It's too far away to tell.
Indiana Bones: If that is another pirate ship, we'll kill it's captain, and the entire crew.
Chowder: Aye aye.

радуга Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

радуга Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
радуга Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws a treasure chest into the air*
Rarity: *Screams, and gets squashed by the treasure chest*
Applejack: *Comes up from the hole, and sees Rarity* Whoops.
Rarity: mh mh mh mh mh.
Applejack: What did she say?
радуга Dash: I think she сказал(-а) she's mad at you.
Applejack: Sorry Rarity. I wanted the treasure chest to land on радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: *Sad* Why?
Applejack: Because I hate you.
радуга Dash: Why do Ты hate me?
Applejack: Ты got us into this mess!
Max: What is she talking about?
радуга Dash: Leaf, do Ты mind leaving me alone with Applejack? What we have to talk about is private.
Leaf Pile: Sure. Okay everyone, let's leave радуга Dash alone with her friends. We'll wait for Ты by the ship.

As soon as they left, радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса began their conversation.

радуга Dash: Why are Ты blaming me for this AJ?
Applejack: Because Ты mentioned that the gem those diamond Собаки had was the same type of gem Gilda had when she teleported us into the medieval times.
радуга Dash: So?
Applejack: When they сказал(-а) teleported, it actually teleported us.
радуга Dash: How was I supposed to know that? The same thing could have happened to you, или anyone else!
Applejack: It could have, but it didn't.
Rarity: *Pushes the chest off of herself* I've had enough of hearing Ты two quarrel.
Applejack: Oh shut up Rarity! All Ты care about is sex!
Rarity: I most certainly do not!!
радуга Dash: Applejack, the reason we're here is because those diamond Собаки want to kill us. We have to work as a team to stop them. If we kill them, we can go back to Equestria, during the present.
Applejack: We better stop them, otherwise, I'm-
Leaf Pile: *Returns* Ladies, we have a problem!
Rarity: What is it?
Leaf Pile: The ship is missing!
радуга Dash: *Runs onto the пляж, пляжный with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
радуга Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and Ты Единороги can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever украл, палантин our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what Ты wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, или a horn.
Larry: Wait. Last week, Ты told me Ты were crying about being just an earth pony.
Erik: Well......

Last week

Erik: *Laying on the ground as he cries at the back of the ship* Why can't I be a pegasus?! или a unicorn?! Is that too much to ask for?!!?

Erik had a blank expression on his face, as he remembered what he did last week.

Erik: Oh yeah.
радуга Dash: We better hurry up. They're getting away.
Leaf Pile: Alright, let's do this.

As радуга Dash, and Leaf Pile flew to the ship, Rarity, and Donut teleported everyone else onto the ship.

On the ponies ship was Rover, Martin, and Indiana Bones. The other diamond Собаки were on their ship.

Martin: They may have the treasure, but they can't do anything about it!
Indiana Bones: *Looks up the watchtower* How's it going up there Rover?
Rover: Two pegasi flying towards us with swords.
Indiana Bones: They must want this ship back.
Rarity: *Arrives on the ship with the other ponies*
Martin: Drat. We're surrounded.
Indiana Bones: Don't worry, we'll stop them. As long as Spot, Bowler, and густая похлебка, похлебка, чаудер come towards us.
радуга Dash: *Lands on the ship, and knocks out Indiana Bones*
Leaf Pile: I'm gonna put the treasure inside. *Runs downstairs with the treasure*
Indiana Bones: Ты fools. Do Ты realize that Ты won't win?
радуга Dash: That's what Ты think, but we'll beat you.
Indiana Bones: *Shouts to the other ship* Now Spot!
Spot, Bowler, and Chowder: *Grab pistols, and shoot at the ponies*
Leaf Pile: *Returns from putting the treasure downstairs* Return огонь everypony.
радуга Dash: Rarity, Applejack, we gotta kill Rover.
Applejack: Right behind you.
Rarity: The sooner, the better.

As they climbed up the watchtower, this song was playing: link

Martin and Indiana Bones: *Climbing after радуга Dash*
Rarity: *Kicks Martin three times*
радуга Dash: *Almost at the вверх of the tower*
Rover: *Shoots радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Gets hit in the wing, then falls under Applejack, and Rarity. She's still on the tower, but she is with Martin and Indiana Bones*
Rover: *Runs out of ammo for his gun, and throws it at Applejack*
Applejack: *Catches the gun, and throws it back at Rover*
Rover: *Gets hit, and falls down*
Rarity: Nice work.
Applejack: What about радуга Dash?

She was fighting Martin, and Indiana Кости as they were holding onto the tower. The three of them were at the center of the tower.

Rarity: Are Ты alright Rainbow?
радуга Dash: I'm fine, just get to the top, and wait for me!
Martin: You're a liar, and a weakling. Ты won't defeat us.
радуга Dash: *Punches Martin*
Applejack: With Rover dead, we just need to have Spot killed so we can go home.
Spot: *Shoots Donut, and Max*
Leaf Pile: We got two ponies down!
Applejack: *Grabs her gun, and shoots at Max*
Rarity: Darling, it doesn't seem to be working.
Applejack: We're too far away. We just have to let the others take him down.
радуга Dash: *Gets punched in the eye, and blood comes out of it*
Rarity: *Looks down* Oh dear, радуга Dash is getting hurt badly.
Applejack: Then let's help her. Get your gun!
радуга Dash: *Kicks Indiana Bones*
Indiana Bones: *Falls a short distance, but quickly grabs onto the tower, and watches Martin fight радуга Dash*
Martin: *Chokes радуга Dash while slamming her head onto the tower*
Indiana Bones: *Climbing back up*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Indiana Bones*
Indiana Bones: ah! *Falls down, and dies when he lands on the floor*
Martin: *Still choking радуга Dash* I told Ты we would beat you.
Applejack: *Shoots at Martin*
Rarity: *Shoots at Martin*
радуга Dash: *Nearly gets hit by one of the bullets, but she manages to break free from Martin's grip*
Martin: Now what are Ты going to do weakling?
радуга Dash: Just be me.
Martin: What?
радуга Dash: *Breaks Martin's neck with one punch*

As for Spot.

Spot: *Watches Bowler, and густая похлебка, похлебка, чаудер get shot, then shoots at Leaf Pile*
Leaf Pile: *Taking cover* Kill that crazy diamond dog now!
Larry: *Shoots Spot*
Spot: *Dies*
радуга Dash: Эй, they did it!
Applejack: Yeehaw!

The song fades away as радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity return to Equestria, at February 24, 2015.

Rarity & Applejack: *Looking at радуга Dash with worried expressions*
радуга Dash: What?
Applejack: Your eye is bleeding.
радуга Dash: Oh, that. It's happened to me several times, I'll be fine.
Rarity: Are Ты sure?
радуга Dash: Hey, Ты nearly shot me.
Applejack: She's got a point.

Just then, the cutie mark crusaders arrived.

Applebloom: Applejack, where have Ты been?
Sweetie Belle: I was so worried about Ты being gone Rarity!
Scootaloo: *Sees радуга Dash's bloody eye* What happened to you?
радуга Dash: Come with us, and we'll tell Ты all about it.

The End

Just Be Me Episode 2: SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2015