Naruto: Hello! Im Наруто Uzumaki! Believe it!
Sasuke: Go away.
Naruto: ...
*Naruto goes to Shikamaru*
Naruto: Hi.
Shika: What do Ты want?
Naruto: Do Ты wanna be my friend?
Shika: 'Kay. Whatever.
Naruto: ...
*Shikamaru goes to sleep*
*Naruto walks away*
Sakura: Hai.
Naruto: Hi!
Sakura: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU! BLAAAARGH!
Naruto: Awww no one will play with me.
*Naruto walks away*
*Iruka walks up to Naruto*
Iruka: Why don't Ты play with that shy girl?
*Iruka points at Hinata*
Naruto: Why should I, she probaly won't play with me!
Iruka: Ill treat Ты to рамен, ramen, рамэн tonight.
Naruto: DEAL!
*Naruto walks over to Hinata*
Hinata: Uhhhh... hi...
Naruto: Wanna play with my ball?
Hinata: Oh yes!
Naruto: Here ya go!
*Naruto give Hinata a ball.*
Naruto: Ill be back!
*Naruto walks away*
Naruto: Эй, you!
Gaara: Huh?
Naruto: Get me some ramen!
Gaara: Ramen? Whats that?
Naruto: Try some!
*Gaara eats some ramen.*
Gaara: Oh my god.
Naruto: Well?
Gaara: This is so *CENSCORED* good!
Temari: Little bro, dont curse till your 13!
Gaara: Shaddup, sis.
Kankuro: Laalalalalalalalalala
Temari: Kankuro...what are Ты doing?
Kankuro: Working on my puppets.
Gaara: Kankuro... mommy сказал(-а) no puppets at school!
Temari: Were telling!
*Gaara and Temari stick their tounges out at Kankuro*
Kankuro: I hate my life.
Naruto: Then suicide...
Kankuro: Great idea! Secret Black Move: Suicide No Jutsu!
*Kankuro dies*
Temari: *Gasp*
Gaara: How are we gonna eplain this to mommy and daddy?
Temari: It was all your fault, Gaara!
*Sasuke comes*
Sasuke: WHY DONT Ты ALL DIE?!
Gaara: Hmph.
*Sand comes out of Gaara's gourd and fills up the classroom*
Gaara: Ahahahahaha! Sand coffin!
*Gaara gets Sasuke in a sand coffin*
Gaara: Giant sand burial!
Sasuke: Argh!
Naruto: Youve been defeated Sasuke! Believe it!
Gaara: Shut up, Naruto.
Naruto: Sorry, buddy. :3
*Sai appears*
Sai: Wut?
Naruto: Go away!
Sai: DONT JUDGE ME JUST CAUSE I ONLY APPEAR IN SHIPPUDEN!
Naruto: Shippuden?
Sai: I dont even know what I just said. :3
Iruka: Time to go Главная everyone!
Naruto: Bye Gaara! Bye Temari! Bye Hinata!'
Hinata: Uhhh...bye...
Gaara: Peace!
Temari: Hmph.
