1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. Ты attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when Ты have a lot to do.
3. Ты try to talk to toads
4. Ты and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. Ты make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow огонь will come out of your mouth
6. Ты burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. Ты wish Ты had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. Ты try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. Ты see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. Ты try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. Ты ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. Ты ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act Эмо and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when Ты get your master's degree.
15. Ты try to use a огонь element jutsu when there's no light
16. Ты go hunt for Sasuke
17. Ты threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. Ты run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that Ты get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… Ты say “Believe it!” или “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. Ты think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… Ты have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… Ты cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and Ты say “Itadakimasu” before Ты eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Наруто world.
29. Ты have Наруто games for video game systems Ты don’t even have.
30. Ты name your dog Akamaru или Pakkun
31. Ты tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. Ты replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. Ты feel like Ты have the Sharingan after Ты put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like Ты turn off your Sharingan after Ты take out the contacts.
35. Ты paint the Nine-Tailed лиса, фокс печать on your stomach and claim Ты have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, Ты think its Nine-Tailed Demon лиса, фокс trying to get out.
37. Ты wear a куртка in the middle of the summer.
38. Ты roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. Ты give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. Ты jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. Ты have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge Ты all as equals.
43. Ты do something stupid, Ты claim Ты were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. Ты trade in your Избранное hat for a forehead protector.
45. Ты dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. Ты get a tattoo of a cursed печать on your neck.
47. Ты don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. Ты leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re кулер, охладитель and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Наруто makes Ты scream, laugh, applaud, или в общем и целом, общая just become rather excited.
50. Ты say Наруто quotes
51. Ты daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, или all of Акацуки member.
52. Ты try to make pairings between characters.
53. Ты try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. Ты throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. Ты carry puppets with you.
56. Ты call your group of Друзья a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, или philosophy class always reference Наруто somehow.
59. Ты wear a gigantic black плащ with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts Ты know about cells are the ones Ты learned from Tsunade
61. Ты have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. Ты imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. Ты buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, или face.
64. Ты always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Наруто Форум and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. Ты spy on girls and call it research.
67. Ты try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. Ты carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. Ты claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Япония on your vacation because all Ты knew how to do was insult people.
71. Ты refuse a дата because your saving yourself for Sakura или Sasuke.
72. Ты have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. Ты draw symbols on a scroll and try to печать a whole in a Стена with it.
74. Ты stay up all night waiting for the release of the Далее Манга chapter.
75. Ты stay up all night waiting for the release of the Далее episode.
76. Ты call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. Ты add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Друзья names and your not Japanese.
78. Ты follow somebody Главная and when they ask Ты why, Ты tell them it’s part Ты mission.
79. Ты use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” или “Did Ты see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
80. Ты dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. Ты start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. Ты try to sign a contract with blood.
84. Ты hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. Ты paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. Ты keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. Ты try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when Ты can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. Ты try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. Ты drive around with Наруто Музыка blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. Ты take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. Ты actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Друзья who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this Список as well
94. Ты take your time Чтение all of this
95. Ты try to kill your best friend because Ты want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. Ты yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. Ты start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. или Манга chapter to ur parents или a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. Ты break your hand by smashing it into a Стена screaming: RASENGAN!
2. Ты attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when Ты have a lot to do.
3. Ты try to talk to toads
4. Ты and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. Ты make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow огонь will come out of your mouth
6. Ты burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. Ты wish Ты had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. Ты try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. Ты see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. Ты try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. Ты ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. Ты ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act Эмо and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when Ты get your master's degree.
15. Ты try to use a огонь element jutsu when there's no light
16. Ты go hunt for Sasuke
17. Ты threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. Ты run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that Ты get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… Ты say “Believe it!” или “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. Ты think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… Ты have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… Ты cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and Ты say “Itadakimasu” before Ты eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Наруто world.
29. Ты have Наруто games for video game systems Ты don’t even have.
30. Ты name your dog Akamaru или Pakkun
31. Ты tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. Ты replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. Ты feel like Ты have the Sharingan after Ты put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like Ты turn off your Sharingan after Ты take out the contacts.
35. Ты paint the Nine-Tailed лиса, фокс печать on your stomach and claim Ты have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, Ты think its Nine-Tailed Demon лиса, фокс trying to get out.
37. Ты wear a куртка in the middle of the summer.
38. Ты roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. Ты give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. Ты jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. Ты have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge Ты all as equals.
43. Ты do something stupid, Ты claim Ты were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. Ты trade in your Избранное hat for a forehead protector.
45. Ты dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. Ты get a tattoo of a cursed печать on your neck.
47. Ты don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. Ты leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re кулер, охладитель and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Наруто makes Ты scream, laugh, applaud, или в общем и целом, общая just become rather excited.
50. Ты say Наруто quotes
51. Ты daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, или all of Акацуки member.
52. Ты try to make pairings between characters.
53. Ты try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. Ты throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. Ты carry puppets with you.
56. Ты call your group of Друзья a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, или philosophy class always reference Наруто somehow.
59. Ты wear a gigantic black плащ with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts Ты know about cells are the ones Ты learned from Tsunade
61. Ты have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. Ты imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. Ты buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, или face.
64. Ты always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Наруто Форум and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. Ты spy on girls and call it research.
67. Ты try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. Ты carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. Ты claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Япония on your vacation because all Ты knew how to do was insult people.
71. Ты refuse a дата because your saving yourself for Sakura или Sasuke.
72. Ты have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. Ты draw symbols on a scroll and try to печать a whole in a Стена with it.
74. Ты stay up all night waiting for the release of the Далее Манга chapter.
75. Ты stay up all night waiting for the release of the Далее episode.
76. Ты call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. Ты add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Друзья names and your not Japanese.
78. Ты follow somebody Главная and when they ask Ты why, Ты tell them it’s part Ты mission.
79. Ты use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” или “Did Ты see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
80. Ты dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. Ты start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. Ты try to sign a contract with blood.
84. Ты hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. Ты paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. Ты keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. Ты try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when Ты can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. Ты try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. Ты drive around with Наруто Музыка blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. Ты take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. Ты actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Друзья who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this Список as well
94. Ты take your time Чтение all of this
95. Ты try to kill your best friend because Ты want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. Ты yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. Ты start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. или Манга chapter to ur parents или a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. Ты break your hand by smashing it into a Стена screaming: RASENGAN!
