20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your розовый Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows in your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little берег leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12. Ты need to bring your tray таблица to the upright and locked position.
11. Your pod бухта, залив door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.
4. Our Далее guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can Ты dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1. I thought Ты were crazy; now I see your nuts.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your розовый Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows in your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little берег leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12. Ты need to bring your tray таблица to the upright and locked position.
11. Your pod бухта, залив door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.
4. Our Далее guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can Ты dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1. I thought Ты were crazy; now I see your nuts.
I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put Ты in it, I’m sorry
LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing Ты should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before Ты decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
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And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing Ты should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before Ты decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
