Hey Pinjas!! Randomness! Got this in an email... Thought Ты guys might enjoy it!
In case Ты need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: Ты could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some Холодное сердце dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's...
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