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THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico или Portugal. His head throbbed from the hangover because of some exotic booze. Everywhere its dark, the houses all closed and shut, even the stars seemed to hide. He began to waddle to Поиск for a еще appropriate spot to rest. He saw a huge light several paces away, but he couldn't make what it was since he seemed to be half asleep. He went to it and just kept moving towards it. He was blinded by the light, so he shut them for a moment and when he opened them, his mind froze.
    He was in a huge arena. There are humans everywhere, and all cheered and hooted. Shouts of bets in foreign language can be heard, laughter and the word 'Toro!' filled the air. But Rico's gaze focused on the animal that stood several yards from him; an angry, a black red eyed bull, probably one of the biggest he had ever seen,impatiently swinging his head and clawing the ground with its hooves.
    'What the hell? Am I dreaming?' he thought and slapped himself. 'No, that hurt.' He looked behind him for the way he had come, but all there was now is a closed thick wooden door, with a loc. "What the f--- is happening?" He surveyed the arena, no exits. He contemplated of just breaking the door with a chainsaw. He gazed at the crowd, at the бык then he understood. His scar curled as he smiled. 'Bring it on.'
    The бык lunged вперед to him. He evaded the attack of its horns by a quick movement to the left, and another attack by a быстрый, стремительный, свифт Переместить to the right. Then the бык managed to come too close to Rico and he jumped on his enemy's head, did a back flip and landed swiftly to the ground. "This is going to be easy!" he thought as he ran and took hold of the bull's tail. The бык gone berserk at this sudden touch and violently tried to shake him away. Rico continued to hold on, chuckling maniacally. The бык began to run fast around the arena, in effort to get him off but still no avail. Suddenly the бык pouned its tail on the wall, smashing Rico hard that he Остаться в живых his grip and fell to the ground. He became dizzy of the impact, his eyes unfocused. He looked up and saw the бык already running to kill him. Before he could even hack out his chainsaw или a bomb, a lasso took hold of the bull's neck, distracting the beast and stopping it from its tracks. The бык ran the other way, enraged by the rope. It was then Rico saw who threw the rope: a female penguin, with a Шоколад brown cowboy hat, a Золото scarf tied around her neck, a sword strapped to her waist and with eyes that looked like an ocean of blue. "Is that an angel?" Rico pondered to himself as the бык pulled the rope as it ran, the girl jumped and gracefully landed on the back of the bull. She took off her hat and whirled it in the air as the бык ran around the arena, making the crowd go crazy.
    When they're a few yards away she jumped off the bull, and it ran to the center of the arena. The girl waddled to Rico, checking if he's alright, who still lay shocked of her sudden appearance, Rico's expression confirming that fact. She smiled and winked at Rico. She turned to the бык then from seemingly out of nowhere brought out a red cloth and struck her matador posse. The бык seem to hear the swishing of cloth and turned, its eyes intent on its opponent.
    Well I hate to announce an anticlimax but that wss the end of the memory. The other half of the memory returned safely in Rico's brain. It frustrated and puzzled me too. so I asked Rico what happened next, what had become to the бык and the blue-eyed matador.
    He stared at me for a couple of seconds, his face blank. Then a small smile lit up his persona and he сказал(-а) "Untameable." And he walked away, without another hint.
    If he referred to the бык или the girl of being untameable, you'll be the judge.

END ----signed Future Lt. Kowalski
added by Kinkystar
posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are Ты (wimpers)
pinkie: Эй, whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: Эй, where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
posted by SJF_Penguin2
link if Ты would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back сиденье, место, сиденья through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have Ты named your little Друзья yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told Ты in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where Ты can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t Ты those penguins from the aquarium?” Фред interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do Ты want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that выдра, оттер friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks назад when Ты сказал(-а) you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he сказал(-а) with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra манго for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You сказал(-а) your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien сказал(-а) before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene сказал(-а) one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene голубь into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Пингвины Мадагаскара
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope Ты all enjoy them. By the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why Ты would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank Ты for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting Далее to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't Переместить as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are Ты in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The пингвин in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Холодное сердце is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he сказал(-а) pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat Далее to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic Животные had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did Ты manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the вверх bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The дельфин Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking чай and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I сказал(-а) to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did Ты ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails