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And Theeeeeeeeeeeen?! - A Very Annoying, Short one-shot Fanfic

posted by KowalSkip9

Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think Ты should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much Ты like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white rice.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And theeeen... oh, hey, Ты guys want soup?
Kowalski: Sure.
Skipper: Yeah, four orders of, uh, wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Oh, uh, some fortune печенье too.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Uuuh, actually I think that's about it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No, that's it!
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No and then! That's all I want.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then, um, nothing else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Lady: And THEN?
Skipper: Uh, no, see all I want is the four orders of garlic рыба and the four orders of white rice.
Lady: Ugh, and then?!
Kowalski: And the soup!
Skipper: And the wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Rico: An' da cookie's fortune!
Skipper: And the fortune cookies. So just the fish, the rice, the суп and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: *Chuckles briefly* And then, uh, Ты can put it in a brown paper bag, and come put it in my flipper 'cause I'm ready to eat.
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: I refuse to play your Chinese Еда mind games!
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private look at each other worriedly*
Lady: And theeeeeeeeen?
Skipper: NO! NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO END THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No and then!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No! No and then!
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: You're starting to tick me off lady!
Lady: And theeeeeen?
Skipper: And then, hehe, I'm gonna come in there, and I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR **** IF Ты SAY AND THEN AGAIN!
*Long silence; all that's heard is Skipper's hard breathing*
Lady: AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!
*Skipper throws phone at the wall; runs out of HQ; driving sounds are heard*
Private: Do Ты hear laughter?
*Rico picks up the phone and hears someone laughing hard*
Rico: Uh-huh.
Kowalski: *Into phone* Hellooooo?
Lady: Who is this?
Kowalski: Uh, Kowalski?
Lady: And theeeeeen?
*Kowalski growls angrily*
Lady: Oh, by the way, this is Rebekah that Ты are speaking with.
*Silence*
Rico: Woah.

—The End
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This was VERY fun to write. I wrote this in either March или April. I didn't change anything about this, except for a few words that were spelled wrong. Please enjoy! *grins evilly*

peacebaby7, BOLTravolta and 8 others like this

Icicle1penguin Lol, you gotta love that PoM video! XD Blowhole looked pissed. X3

KowalSkip9 ^Yes, yes he did. XD

carsfan XD lol! I really liked it! it was fun to read! XD

Kowalski355 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD wait for it and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn DDDDDDD XD lol!

KowalSkip9 carsfan & Kowalski355: I'm glad you like! This story took FOREVER to write. I had to watch the video OVER and OVER again (no Internet, only what I had recorded on my camcorder). This took, um, about one or two hours to do. ^^

Hijinata dramatic twsit! XD lol.

EppofangirlXD LOL. I loved that vid! XD AND THEN?

kowalskiro HAHA!!!!!!! That was so funny!!!! Nice ending by the way!!

kowalkielol two words: lol i cannot count !! jk XD

candlefairy_13 This is like the Chinese restaurant scene in "Dude, Where's My Car?". I luv it!! XD

KowalSkip9 ^That answers my question that I never asked! I was always wondering what it came from, but was too lazy to search it up.

kowalskiro Can I put this on Deviantart with my OC Ruthless? This sounds like something she would do.

KowalSkip9 ^That's fine! I don't mind. Send me the link to it when you post it! ^_^

kowalskiro Sure!! Thanks!!

SummerPoM EAUHAEUHAEUHEAHUEUH' AND THEEEEEEEEEN?! xD Skipper: OH MY I HATE YOU!! *Silence* Skipper: Er...and then? xD

ImAnEasel XD Lol, this was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I don't know who Rebeckah is, but she sounds funny! X3 Is she your OC?

KowalSkip9 ^Yeah, she's my OC. I'm glad you find her funny. ^^

peacebaby7 OMG THIS WAS TOO DARN FUNNY! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Note To Self,

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