Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap Ты with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are Ты looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are Ты looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap Ты with this рыба if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. Эй, Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to Присоединиться me in my experiment, it includes explosions?
Rico: OH yeah! Yeah!!
Me: Let's do it!

Few hours later, me and Rico were sent in the hospital. Kowalski was in there too, worried.

Kowalski: What happened?
Rico: Kaboom!
Me: Long story…what happened to you?
Kowalski: Skipper slapped me with a fish, couple of times….and my own creation smashed me…
Me: Ooh, that’s bad…
Kowalski: I know.

A vet comes in, holding supplies for surgery….he puts out a sharp object…slowly approaches us. Then----

The Vet Guy: Who’s first?
Me, Kowalski and Rico: AH!

The vet shoots tranquilizer darts at us…we fainted and my vision darkened out….


My eye quickly opens and finds myself on a hospital bed…..sighting Rico and Kowalski staring at me…

Me: Huh!?!
Rico: Phew! Alive!
Me: Where is the creepy vet?
Kowalski: What vet?
Me: The one with a wedge!
Kowalski: I guess Ты were only dreaming…you’ve been sleeping about an час now…
Me: Wait! I was in a reverie…
Kowalski: I guess…
Me: My dream was very bizarre..
Kowalski: What happened in the dream?
Me: I don’t really want to tell you. It’s very weird…..I’m feeling kinda uncomfortable with the dream
Kowalski: Maybe a hug might make Ты feel better
Me: ok..

Hugs Kowalski, Rico watches

Rico: Hey! How about me?
Kowalski: Eh, no..
Me: I have a question, why are we in the hospital at the first place?
Kowalski; Ты forgot! Skipper slapped us so hard with a fish!! Then we fainted….and ended up here..
Me: Why’s Rico here?
Kowalski: Skipper’s making sure we don’t run away….so he made Rico watch over…
Me: What?!? еще slapping?!?

Private takes a visit…

Private: I wonder, how they’re doing?

Enters a room

Private: H’ello?
Woman: Ahhh!!!!

Throws her кошелек at Private. Private dodges

Private : Oops! Wrong room, that’s for old ladies….

Enters another room

Private: Um hello?

Suddenly, a нож gets thrown, Private docks..

Private: Rico!!!
Rico: Ooh! Sorry.. (Whistling)
Private: I brought Ты some snacks and fish..
Rico: FiSH!!

Eats all the fish…

Private: Rico!! Ты should share…
Rico: Ok!

Rico regurgitates the рыба which is covered with saliva..

Kowalski: Never mind….
Me: ???
Private: Are Ты all alight?
Me. Kowalski and Rico: Yeah..
Private: Good, cause Далее week, you’ll be doing some chores…
Rico: Aww! Come on!
Private: Not Ты Rico…
Rico: Woohoo! Eats the regurgitated fish..
Me and Kowalski: What?!?

Attempts to run away…
Rico tries to find some tranquilizer darts in the hospital but instead uses a frying pan…
Faints…

Private: Why a frying pan?
Rico: No darts!

Wakes up a few minutes…

Kowalski: Where are we?
Me: What the heck!
Skipper: You’re in the HQ…
Me: Weren’t we in the hospital?
Kowalski: Uhuh.
Skipper: We sent Ты Главная instead .
Kowalski: OK! Yay!
Private: We’re all together again…

Kowalski hugs me…

Me: Huh!?! Why Ты hugging me?
Kowalski: Uh?
Me: It’s alright!
Rico: Can I join?
Kowalski: Nope..
Private: (giggles)

Rico hugs Miss Perky

Private: Want a hug Skipper?
Skipper: I don’t need a hug….Nancy cats…

THE END