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posted by SkippX101
"Wait?.. So Ты think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut сказал(-а) that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." сказал(-а) Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so Ты were right about Rico, mybe he's at the lemurs place?" suggested Marlene.They both jumped out of the hatch, and both landed n the lemurs habitat No lemurs или penguins. "Where could they have disappeard to?" Marlene asked picking up a half-eaten mango. "Hmmm...What's this? Just as i thought. Blowhole..." Skipper сказал(-а) looking at the floor where a perfect crack was shown right where private had been standing, a small rock had kept the hole open. "Looks like a sort of tunnel-opening, lets try and open it."said Marlene optamistically, she tried to open it, pulling it in all directions and using anything to open it (even Julian's old staff). "Lets see if i can do it." Skipper said, he was dying to laugh as Marlene has somehow managed to wedge her two front teeth between the gap, and was frantically trying to get out. Skipper moved Marlene sideways, slipped his flipper between the gap and with one gentle nudge he slide it open."Show-off, but impressive i guess." сказал(-а) Marlene, half-embaressed. "Looks like they fell down this tunnel, Blowhole must have done this" Skipper сказал(-а) looking down the tunnel. "So lets get in!" Malene сказал(-а) about to jump into the tunnel."Hold you'r buck-teeth for one минута sister, Blowhole will expect us to come down this hole.We need the element of surprise." Skipper said, looking up.Suddenly he took out the same tracking device he used for Marlene."What's ta?" asked Marlene looking at the device. "My locator-tracor, i have a location chip on each of the people i care for most.Looks like they are in...Brazil...Under a...MAYAN RUIN?? Well this thing has never lied to me, thats how i found Ты when the masked pain caught you." "So Ты do care about me?" сказал(-а) Marlene with a smirk, looking at one of the flashing dots, Показ her current location. "Uhhh...We will talk about that later Эй, Marlene?" Skipper сказал(-а) embaressed. "Well, we will have to go and rescue them first, we will need some supplies"...

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!! " Private yelled as he slid down the tube, it was just a tunnel with a slippery goo on the bottom so that he couldnt stop sliding. "AHHHHHHHH!!! OW! My VERTABRATE AND VOCAL CORDS!!!" Kowalski had just come crashing into private with a inter-connecting tube. Suddely they both fell on a concrete floor, where their flippers, feet and bellies were locked onto a Стена with straps. Private looked around, Rico, Julian, Maurice and Mort were all strapped onto a similar Стена (exept for Mort had somehow landed upside-down and was now curently trying to get to Julians feet).They had landed in a room only lit y one small light-bulb that was in the celing, which seemed a million miles away. "Well...PEN-GU-INS we meet once again, exept now it shall be the last! HAHAHA!!!" it was Blowhole coming out from a dark corner. "Blowhole!!" сказал(-а) the three trapped penguins."OHH! Its the Dolphin! Eh wats up?By the way Ты never gave me my jet-ski." сказал(-а) Julian. "Where is Skipper? I thought we had them all!!! And the O-TTE-R!! Nevermind, this only slows down my plan, once i have captured them when they come to you'r rescue i will commince my plan." "Which is what exactly?" asked Kowalski, bored."I was just getting to that!!! First i shall capture all of you-" "Which Ты have failed at" Kowlaski interrupted."Hehehe, quite miserably at if i may add" private giggled. "THEN i shall read all you'r minds, copy all you'r memories-" "You have already done that." Kowalski said. "Oh ya!!! I remember that! We all sang like freaks and Skipper beat you'r butt, even though he had forgotten everything he knew!! HAHA!!" laughed Maurice."Hehe epicfailur" Rico laughed, coughing up a few herring. "Then i shall throw Ты all in a pit of molten lava and watch Ты all roast like a turky on thanks-giving." Blowhole сказал(-а) very sinister, and with a evil smile on his face. He pressed a button on his тележка, корзина and suddenly everything was lit-up. It was an enormous cave, and about 100 metres away, was a 200 metere drop. Then there was a lake-sized pit of molten lava."I was wondering why it was so hot in here." сказал(-а) private petrified...

"OK...We have everything we can carry in these bags, but we need more." Skipper сказал(-а) to Marlene back in the HQ.They both had a backpack filled with bombs and ropes and fish. "But where could we keep it? The only Космос large enough to carry еще weapons is...You'r stomach." marlene сказал(-а) with a devilish grin. "Insult!!!" Skipper cried offended. "Thats watcha get for mocking my teeth! Well, we could fit a bomb или a gun или somethin..." "Ok fine!! But this isnt going to be pretty.Pass me that AKA 47, but Ты need to stick it down..." "EWWWW!!!! OK grows!!!" marlene moaned as she stuffed several weapons down Skippers throat.They boath went up to the penguins island. "How are we goin to get to Brazil in time?!!" Marlene asked. It was 9 at night and they were both tired."Hmmm...Lets think...Not the tunnel, not a лодка to slow...How bout a plane!!!" Skipper сказал(-а) brightly. "Yah right, the last plane left for Brazil 10 минуты ago, it should be flying over right now!!!" сказал(-а) marlene looking at her iPod. "Who сказал(-а) anything about getting IN the plane?" asked Skipper, pulling out a grappling gun out his backpack. The plane flew over their heads. He pointed it up in the air and showed Marlene his flipper. She took his flipper, he shot the gun in the air. It grabbed onto the plane's wing. He twirrled her against him in the Super-man pose. "Lets fly..."
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- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two еще hours until they Показать the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one день can Ты please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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