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posted by legendary7
Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted by panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of Ты into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped вперед helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted by some one with an ax. Skipper glared at Kowalski with maxuim disgust, ran to Private and stood in front of him protectively.
S: "Private, are Ты okay?!"
P: "I-I-I,"
S: "You! Ты did this!"
K: "What? Me? Now... that's just ridiclous!"
S: "Have fun tonight sleeping in a seperate room! Heads up, we might not be here when Ты wake up!"
Kowalski rolled his eyes as Skipper picked up Private and stomped off with Rico. He Skipper whisper comfortingly.
S: "Shh, you're безопасно, сейф now, Private."

Skipper soon reguriated the 'Hoboken Escape Tooth' that was then set to Overveiw hotel mode. This caught the attention of the lemurs, but we'll get to that later.

The three went to sleep after Private got over the truama. It wasn't long before Rico nudged Skipper.
S: "What is it, Rico?"
R: "REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM..."
S: "Go back to sleep."
Skipper was barely awake. Rico grabbed a red crayon from Private's Lunacorn coloring book on the dresser. On the door he wrote his words which were reflected in the mirror. He poked Skipper and the two sleeping penguins woke up.
S: "Rico, I told you-"
P: "Skippah, look!"
Private pointed to the mirror in terror.
The mirror reflected the door's message. Backwards it spelt MURDER!
S: "Stay here I'll be back."
P: "No, Skippah! I'm scared!"
S: "Rico is here."
P: "Be careful!"
S: "I promise, I will."
Skipper headed down the stairs with a bat. Kowalski wasn't at his desk. Skipper seized the notes Kowalski took. He it in shock. It read:
All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin. All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin. All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin.
The whole first page was full of that one sentence written over and over again. Skipper rapily turned to the Далее page and the next. They all had the same sentence all over them. Skipper stepped back.
K: "Whatcha doing, Skipper?"
S: "K-Kowalski?"
Skipper shrunk.
K: "Why don't Ты hand me the bat, Skipper."
Skipper shook his head.
K: "Come on, Skipper. I just wanna knock your brain around a little."
Skipper had backed up down the stairs into the kitchen.
S: "Stay away, Kowalski!"
Skipper ran until he Остаться в живых Kowalski in the kitchen. Kowalski made the fatal mistake of going into the fridge. Skipper without hestitation shut his assailant in. There was no key for the lock so he had to constrain the door with his own body.
K: "Skipper, I'm sorry. Can Ты let me out now? I just got really frustrated and out of control."
Skipper was for once intimidated and needed wisdom. He wanted to let his soldier out, but he was unsure if he was Актёрское искусство или telling the sincere truth.

What Kowalski did when the others went to bed:

As soon as they left Kowalski reached under the стол письменный, стол he was working at. He pulled out the bloody ax he used to assault Private with. Just then he heard voices coming from the hall past the lobby. Slowly he crept and peeked his head around the corner the three annoying lemurs strutted down the hall.
J: "So, this is where those silly penguins are staying."
M: "Apparently, your majesty."
Mo: "This place is the creepy."
M: "Just standing here gives me the chills."
J: "Hey stinky penguins! Are Ты here?!"
Kowalski stepped toward them with the ax behind his back smiling deviously.
J: "Oh, Kowalski!"
M: "Your majesty, I think we should go now."
J: "Marurice, why do Ты always have to be so wrong!"
Kowalski stepped forward, now pulling the ax from behind his back swiftly.
J: "Ahh, the пингвин is trying to assainate the king!"
Kowalski swung the sharp object, forunately the lemurs dodged it just in time and ran out. Furiously he swung the ax at a picture on the стол письменный, стол of his friends. The ax went directly through Skipper's head. A pshycotic, menacing laugh bellowed from Kowalski.
K: "Bye, bye, Skipper."

Back to the kitchen:
Skipper crept back slowly.
S: "Okay, Kowalski. Come out."
K: "I'm so sorry, Skipper!"
He hugged his sweaty leader. His eyes suddenly met the bat Skipper had foolishly left on the counter and flipper's reach away. Kowalski reached over and slipped it to him while Skipper was still hugging him. He had it placed behind his
back.
K: "I've got something for you, Skipper."
S: "What?"
Kowalski rapidly swung the bat, so he wouldn't let his victim get away this time. It hit Skipper in the back of the head, and made him fall to the ground motionless. Kowalski chuckled and stepped on the leader with one webbed foot. Soon he dragged Skipper's body into the fridge and locked it with the key he was holding. Kowalski headed to the room to finish off all of the rest of his Друзья before going back to kill Skipper.

To his suprise Private and Rico had left the room and began looking for Skipper. They headed down the stairs to the кухня where they found Skipper laying in the горький freezing walk-in fridge.
posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice сказал(-а) as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! Ты may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, Ты are not a woman, Ты are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can Ты feel true emotions yourself?

User: Ты are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, Ты are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Эй, that's what the Skipper пингвин tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, Ты can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien сказал(-а) that Ты can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do Ты think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told Ты it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I сказал(-а) I told Ты it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told Ты to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A медведь ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told Ты the place I know the most about is the place I
hate еще than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people или the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will Ты be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The постель, кровати is half vacant, my mother lays asleep by herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on вверх of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, Актёрское искусство as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and пересекать, крест my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! Ты must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! Ты TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! Ты must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! Ты ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't или anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Друзья than to own friends..."

RK: "What are Ты doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if Ты can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the Далее scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, Ты have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: Ты heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Поцелуи each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. Эй, KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then Переместить back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't Ты crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that розовый play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh Ты wanna dance, prom...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the Показать Ты will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because Ты will watch the Показать nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because Ты will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because Ты will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because Ты will be watching the Показать with tape holding up your eyelids so Ты don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank Ты for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one или the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and Животные 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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One день in the central park zoo a new пингвин arrived in the пингвин habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did Ты leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome волк my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do Ты know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my пингвин bomb,...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one пингвин would disagree with Ты right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" сказал(-а) Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what Ты may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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posted by legendary7
All the penguins stepped into the car гараж and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated by luggage. A few минуты later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure Ты were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...
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posted by legendary7
As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through by the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, или at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of Ты who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an час after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the дерево to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P by Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...
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