Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Private's Book of Secrets.

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posted by CuteCuddly

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope Ты enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time Письмо in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell Ты what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice actully started inforcing the 'do not feed the animals' rule. It was terrible. We couldn't eat our popcorn. I can't live without it. Skippah assured the Животные that we would get it back though. Skippah never lets us down.

So, that night, Kowalski, Skippah and I went to the zoo's map, to find out where the попкорн is. I learned that symbol on the map is Aztec in origin. Also, without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. I didn't really need to her that one.

Rico came with our car and his girl. Skippah сказал(-а) we couldn't bring her though. We went to the storage fecility and went to secure the poopcorn.

Julian got to it first. Our bag had landed on Mort and he took it. Kowalski сказал(-а) the 'finders keepers' rule was legit. Shame. But we got another bag.

We took it to the suvonieer Магазин and opened it up. Only, it wasn't popcorn, it was these little seed thingies. Julian сказал(-а) they were попкорн eggs and we had to hatch them under our bottoms. I would want to eat the попкорн it THAT'S how Ты get it.

We took our bag back to HQ, and Skipper started questioning a seed, egg thing. I noticed our bag sprung a leak and Alice was coming to our habitat. Kowalski and Rico went topside to distract her, while Skippah and I hid the bag in the incinerator.

He told me it's like nothing happened, then the whole HQ started shaking. We opened the door to the incinerator room and got flooded with popcorn. Of course, we didn't have time to enjoy it, because we were going closer and closer to the decrotive spikes.

The whole HQ exploded and попкорн rained everywhere. Alice got stuck under a pile. Skippah and I flew into the air and landed in Marlene's pool.

She сказал(-а) we were awesome and Skippah and I high-fived several times, until he missed my flipper and got my beak. I didn't mind though. We had all the попкорн we could eat.

Later though, we ate so much, we got pretty sick of popcorn. I don't know if we'll ever eat it again. рыба is much better tasting.

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CuteCuddly I hope you peoples enjoyed. I want to do every episode I can think of, starting with the first. But, apparently popcorn panic is NOT the first episode. Gone in a flash is. Oopsie. Oh well, honest mistake. How about you, as the reader, give me ideas on which episode to do next. It doesn't have to be in order.

mostar1219 How about "Concrete Jungle Survival" or something? Nice story.

Gumball17 How about "Mr. Tux"? That IS the name of the episode, right?

kivamarie I like it

CuteCuddly @Everyone: Thanks for your suggestions and comments, the next one wil be...Mr Tux. Thank you Gumball17 for suggesting that.

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пингвин Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers Ты can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly Ты are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins Поцелуи Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have Ты been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers Ты can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly Ты are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did Ты remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame Название is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a луч, рэй gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 минуты I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all год round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an час after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the дерево to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P by Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing by a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown мех anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a мышь I look like minnie мышь but different. I wear a розовый bow a розовый dress and розовый shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) Эй, where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the Далее thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces сказал(-а) it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat Далее to him, looking at the view of the dry Десерт beyond the oasis island. After a while she сказал(-а) lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that Ты miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s Сообщить and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the Сообщить and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative by the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 год old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do Ты want to play? Ты can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw Ты in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take Ты on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even еще fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way еще funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the секунда best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, Ты dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper сказал(-а) crossing his arms

the пингвин putted his gun down, and skipper sat right Далее to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper сказал(-а) sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he сказал(-а) running....

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I will steal your выдра, оттер chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he сказал(-а) mumbling

"my дата with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in Любовь with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, Ты really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, Ты lost, I got the girl skipper, so Ты Остаться в живых the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she сказал(-а) as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs ракета launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters Актёрское искусство out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the безопасно, сейф confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what Любовь is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what Ты wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny день in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention Ты might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He сказал(-а) bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

Intro: Diary of Three Dolphins ( and possibly a teddy bear)

posted by JediPenguin16

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, или a normal дельфин stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one день read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...

Chapter 1: I'm about to go to my uncles house and a war is going on.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the Далее 15 years?) Enjoy!
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My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, Ты get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, или if...