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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when Ты see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private: "I shan't fail you, Doctor."

Blowhole: "Excellent."

Private: *turns & leaves*

4 Hours Later...

Private: *spots trio* There they are. *spots short cliff* I know just what to do...

Skipper: "So where do we go from here?"

Rico: "I dunno..."

Kowalski: "I heard the humans talking about some Zoo in Central Park. They сказал(-а) that the Животные there get fed each day, & other humans can't touch them."

Skipper: "I don't know about that. How do we know it's safe? They are humans."

Kowalski: "We need to start over somewhere. I don't see what other choice we have."

Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose. Rico?"

Rico: *shrugs & nods head slowly*

Skipper: "So how do we get to this zo--"

Distant Voice: "Hey! Is anyone there?! Could somebody help me!?"

Skipper: "Roll out men!"

*Skipper, Rico, & Kowalski follow the sound of the voice*

Voice: "Help! Hurry!"

*penguins see a пингвин lying on the ground in pain*

Skipper: "Hey, are Ты OK?"

Penguin: "I slipped off that small cliff & hurt my ankle. It hurts real bad! Ты have to help me! Please!"

Skipper: "It's OK, just calm down. What's your name, soldier?"

Penguin: "Private. Who are Ты 3 supposed to be? And why are Ты all on your own?"

Skipper: "I'm the Skipper, we've all had...issues. It's a long story. Kowalski! Analysis on that ankle!"

Kowalski: "On it, Skipper." *looks at ankle*

Private: "Ow! Be careful...uh...what did Ты say your name was?"

Kowalski: "Kowalski. I need Ты to be very still."

Rico: "HIII! I Rico!!"

Private: "Um, is he OK?"

Skipper: "Yeah, he's got a...gift. Rico!"

Rico: *hacks up firework*

Private: O.O *looks at Skipper*

Skipper: "Yeah, Ты get used to it. He's into the kablamo thing."

Kowalski: "Rico! Do Ты have anything I could rap this up in?"

Rico: *hacks up roll of gauze*

Private: "Where exactly does he get this stuff?"

Kowalski: "He snagged a few things when he was watching the humans set off the fireworks. He didn't know what he'd use them for though."

Rico: "KABLAMO!"

Kowalski: "Done. Can Ты stand?"

Private: "I'll try." *slowly stands, but Kowalski helps him support his left side* "Thanks."

Skipper: *finds stick & hands it to Private* "Here. Use this to support yourself. How did Ты get here, soldier?"

Private: *he had this story planned out, so he spoke without hesitation* "My dad passed before I was born. My mum died last week. I had no where else to go. I just started walking. No real destination in mind. Speaking of...Where are Ты all headed?"

Skipper: "We need to find a way to get to this zoo in Central Park. Only thing is, we don't know how to get there, nor which way to go."

Private: "Hey, I know where we can find a boat."

Skipper: "What's a boat?"

Private: "It's how humans transport over water. I guess they're just too lazy to swim."

Skipper: "Where can we find this, boat?"

Private: "Just let me lead the way."

Skipper: "OK. Roll out men."

Private: That's right Ты amateurs. Just follow me...

To Be Continued...
User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, или thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Ты define yourself? Are Ты yourself because of your actions, или are your actions based on who Ты are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Ты are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Эй, that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are Ты hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! Ты make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You сказал(-а) so at the meeting! Ты didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do Ты think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to Ты talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Музыка can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Музыка playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are Ты all?"

Private:...
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As I сказал(-а) in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do Ты realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to Дизайн the blueprint!
Me: Dude, Ты seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If Ты have any other Вопросы Ты can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the Назад день flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue сказал(-а) location. She looked at the clock on the Стена Далее to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an час early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank Ты Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell Ты who tranquilized Ты guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably безопасно, сейф distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Друзья are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the Далее mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva Ты can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his постель, кровати and walked into the Далее room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his Далее recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene Фан Ты will Любовь her!) And i Любовь my music, so in parts of the Статья i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope Ты like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a день off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
posted by have64
Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator луч, рэй and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can Ты here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who сказал(-а) that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did Ты invented your Conscience...
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"So are Ты really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," сказал(-а) William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where Ты see a white light, go to heaven или hell, или be a ghost, или even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," сказал(-а) William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that Ты are dead, only time will tell, but at least Ты get it good, some ghosts...
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Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE Ты HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, Ты cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he сказал(-а) Показ skipper his...
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posted by Metallica1147
Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope Ты like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal день in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and by the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...
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posted by LtKowalski
The working Название of this story was Untitled Любовь Story. Sorry the секунда part took so long, I wanted a better Название before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

__________________________________________________

CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I сказал(-а) THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my Назад failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on вверх of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...
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posted by LtKowalski
This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May Ты be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

    I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them Холодное сердце staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
    That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold Любовь for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...
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posted by Colonelpenguin
The night was young about to storm the thunder was distant and long it was sprinkling outside we wanted to play something before it started to pour.
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first пингвин i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone или a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the слон habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain Кошки and Собаки it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body
posted by alex356
Skipper:what do Ты mean
Alex:well I am a...um......a.....
Private:yes?
Alex:I am a wizard!
Rico:WHAT!
Kolwaski:but science-
Alex:science is wrongand Ты can't tell anybody I brothers are wizards too my dad use to be but gave them away
Private:why?
Alex:because my mom is a mortal and if u marry a mortal Ты
Have to give your powers away
Skipper and the team:WHAT!
Alex:that's the rule
Skipper: well like I сказал(-а) we best be heading
Alex:okay *goes to room thinking about skipper at the same time lying on her bed*
Private:skipper I think she likes Ты
Skipper:well probably she does-
*the crew looks at skipper*...
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