Underground Lair
Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"
Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"
Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when Ты see them."
Private: "What does he look like?"
Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."
Private: "Aye."
Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."
Private: "I shan't fail you, Doctor."
Blowhole: "Excellent."
Private: *turns & leaves*
4 Hours Later...
Private: *spots trio* There they are. *spots short cliff* I know just what to do...
Skipper: "So where do we go from here?"
Rico: "I dunno..."
Kowalski: "I heard the humans talking about some Zoo in Central Park. They сказал(-а) that the Животные there get fed each day, & other humans can't touch them."
Skipper: "I don't know about that. How do we know it's safe? They are humans."
Kowalski: "We need to start over somewhere. I don't see what other choice we have."
Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose. Rico?"
Rico: *shrugs & nods head slowly*
Skipper: "So how do we get to this zo--"
Distant Voice: "Hey! Is anyone there?! Could somebody help me!?"
Skipper: "Roll out men!"
*Skipper, Rico, & Kowalski follow the sound of the voice*
Voice: "Help! Hurry!"
*penguins see a пингвин lying on the ground in pain*
Skipper: "Hey, are Ты OK?"
Penguin: "I slipped off that small cliff & hurt my ankle. It hurts real bad! Ты have to help me! Please!"
Skipper: "It's OK, just calm down. What's your name, soldier?"
Penguin: "Private. Who are Ты 3 supposed to be? And why are Ты all on your own?"
Skipper: "I'm the Skipper, we've all had...issues. It's a long story. Kowalski! Analysis on that ankle!"
Kowalski: "On it, Skipper." *looks at ankle*
Private: "Ow! Be careful...uh...what did Ты say your name was?"
Kowalski: "Kowalski. I need Ты to be very still."
Rico: "HIII! I Rico!!"
Private: "Um, is he OK?"
Skipper: "Yeah, he's got a...gift. Rico!"
Rico: *hacks up firework*
Private: O.O *looks at Skipper*
Skipper: "Yeah, Ты get used to it. He's into the kablamo thing."
Kowalski: "Rico! Do Ты have anything I could rap this up in?"
Rico: *hacks up roll of gauze*
Private: "Where exactly does he get this stuff?"
Kowalski: "He snagged a few things when he was watching the humans set off the fireworks. He didn't know what he'd use them for though."
Rico: "KABLAMO!"
Kowalski: "Done. Can Ты stand?"
Private: "I'll try." *slowly stands, but Kowalski helps him support his left side* "Thanks."
Skipper: *finds stick & hands it to Private* "Here. Use this to support yourself. How did Ты get here, soldier?"
Private: *he had this story planned out, so he spoke without hesitation* "My dad passed before I was born. My mum died last week. I had no where else to go. I just started walking. No real destination in mind. Speaking of...Where are Ты all headed?"
Skipper: "We need to find a way to get to this zoo in Central Park. Only thing is, we don't know how to get there, nor which way to go."
Private: "Hey, I know where we can find a boat."
Skipper: "What's a boat?"
Private: "It's how humans transport over water. I guess they're just too lazy to swim."
Skipper: "Where can we find this, boat?"
Private: "Just let me lead the way."
Skipper: "OK. Roll out men."
Private: That's right Ты amateurs. Just follow me...
To Be Continued...
Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"
Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"
Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when Ты see them."
Private: "What does he look like?"
Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."
Private: "Aye."
Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."
Private: "I shan't fail you, Doctor."
Blowhole: "Excellent."
Private: *turns & leaves*
4 Hours Later...
Private: *spots trio* There they are. *spots short cliff* I know just what to do...
Skipper: "So where do we go from here?"
Rico: "I dunno..."
Kowalski: "I heard the humans talking about some Zoo in Central Park. They сказал(-а) that the Животные there get fed each day, & other humans can't touch them."
Skipper: "I don't know about that. How do we know it's safe? They are humans."
Kowalski: "We need to start over somewhere. I don't see what other choice we have."
Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose. Rico?"
Rico: *shrugs & nods head slowly*
Skipper: "So how do we get to this zo--"
Distant Voice: "Hey! Is anyone there?! Could somebody help me!?"
Skipper: "Roll out men!"
*Skipper, Rico, & Kowalski follow the sound of the voice*
Voice: "Help! Hurry!"
*penguins see a пингвин lying on the ground in pain*
Skipper: "Hey, are Ты OK?"
Penguin: "I slipped off that small cliff & hurt my ankle. It hurts real bad! Ты have to help me! Please!"
Skipper: "It's OK, just calm down. What's your name, soldier?"
Penguin: "Private. Who are Ты 3 supposed to be? And why are Ты all on your own?"
Skipper: "I'm the Skipper, we've all had...issues. It's a long story. Kowalski! Analysis on that ankle!"
Kowalski: "On it, Skipper." *looks at ankle*
Private: "Ow! Be careful...uh...what did Ты say your name was?"
Kowalski: "Kowalski. I need Ты to be very still."
Rico: "HIII! I Rico!!"
Private: "Um, is he OK?"
Skipper: "Yeah, he's got a...gift. Rico!"
Rico: *hacks up firework*
Private: O.O *looks at Skipper*
Skipper: "Yeah, Ты get used to it. He's into the kablamo thing."
Kowalski: "Rico! Do Ты have anything I could rap this up in?"
Rico: *hacks up roll of gauze*
Private: "Where exactly does he get this stuff?"
Kowalski: "He snagged a few things when he was watching the humans set off the fireworks. He didn't know what he'd use them for though."
Rico: "KABLAMO!"
Kowalski: "Done. Can Ты stand?"
Private: "I'll try." *slowly stands, but Kowalski helps him support his left side* "Thanks."
Skipper: *finds stick & hands it to Private* "Here. Use this to support yourself. How did Ты get here, soldier?"
Private: *he had this story planned out, so he spoke without hesitation* "My dad passed before I was born. My mum died last week. I had no where else to go. I just started walking. No real destination in mind. Speaking of...Where are Ты all headed?"
Skipper: "We need to find a way to get to this zoo in Central Park. Only thing is, we don't know how to get there, nor which way to go."
Private: "Hey, I know where we can find a boat."
Skipper: "What's a boat?"
Private: "It's how humans transport over water. I guess they're just too lazy to swim."
Skipper: "Where can we find this, boat?"
Private: "Just let me lead the way."
Skipper: "OK. Roll out men."
Private: That's right Ты amateurs. Just follow me...
To Be Continued...
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, или thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would Ты define yourself? Are Ты yourself because of your actions, или are your actions based on who Ты are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes Ты are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: Эй, that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are Ты hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, или thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would Ты define yourself? Are Ты yourself because of your actions, или are your actions based on who Ты are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes Ты are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: Эй, that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are Ты hitting yourself?
(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a день off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a день off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first пингвин i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone или a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the слон habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain Кошки and Собаки it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body