The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They Дебаты amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best блины with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with Ты men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the Любовь of crud. We are going to тако Gringo.
So after much Дебаты the four penguins decide to go to the old тако joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. Ты never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison или a tourist trap, или even день old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything Ты can think of with an added тако on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce тако with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if Ты are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river рафт, плот тако and orders the basic буррито mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart тако meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror тако in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell тако the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest тако I have ever seen. Ewww...
The тако is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest тако I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark Пианино Музыка starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)