Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Еда I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two пингвин dummies made out of gross тако meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat тако is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two пингвин runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. Далее Kowalski makes a working строп, слинг shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the тако long enough for Ты to corkscrew it back to the um...killer кухня it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. Переместить man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a таблица in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The тако rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the дана requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps вперед but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are Ты here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, Ты are alive! Kowalski сказал(-а) Ты were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. Ты mean Kowalski is here too? I thought Ты all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the тако quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, Ты are going to teach that тако how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah Ты kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant тако trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do или die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The тако sees a tasty пингвин and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what Ты were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when Ты take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, Ты will get two common factors in which Ты replace the Ответы with the variable sin the дана equation...
(30 секунды later)
Kowalski: And finally, Ты can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The тако shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The тако has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to постель, кровати at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Еда I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two пингвин dummies made out of gross тако meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat тако is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two пингвин runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. Далее Kowalski makes a working строп, слинг shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the тако long enough for Ты to corkscrew it back to the um...killer кухня it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. Переместить man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a таблица in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The тако rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the дана requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps вперед but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are Ты here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, Ты are alive! Kowalski сказал(-а) Ты were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. Ты mean Kowalski is here too? I thought Ты all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the тако quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, Ты are going to teach that тако how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah Ты kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant тако trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do или die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The тако sees a tasty пингвин and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what Ты were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when Ты take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, Ты will get two common factors in which Ты replace the Ответы with the variable sin the дана equation...
(30 секунды later)
Kowalski: And finally, Ты can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The тако shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The тако has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to постель, кровати at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?
private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet Ты skippah
skippah: nice to meet Ты too
melody: Эй, private wanna go get something special Ты deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet Ты skippah
skippah: nice to meet Ты too
melody: Эй, private wanna go get something special Ты deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued