Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Classic Songs Converted into POM

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posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if Ты like it!

Лондон Bridge

пингвин bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
пингвин bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an Стрела with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!

Jingle Bells

Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!

27Kowalski, egel_0507 and 3 others like this

queenpalm Oh my goodness! So funny! My favorite would have to be Jingle Bomb! 8-)

pomfan2 So clever and hilarious !!! Love it :D

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

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Little Sister Chapter 3

posted by Kowalski355

Chapter 3.

Little Sister

Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They сказал(-а) they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

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Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.

Ally: *goes into лемур habitat* Mort? Ты here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need Ты to tell...

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A Week In Death Chapter 2: Tragedy.

posted by 67Dodge

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," сказал(-а) Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get рыба today," сказал(-а) Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 минуты tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...

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Hero (verse one)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

This story is inspired by Superchick's song Hero. For Fanpop it is a three part, and for FFN it is a one shot.

hope Ты like.
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Private sits by himself at the lunch table. He hears the other Животные laughing and pointing at him.

A monkey comes up to him and looks at him with a smile and his hands behind his back.

Private looks up and smiles back, about to say hello. "Maybe he wants to be my friend" He thought. As he opened his mouth the monkey quickly took out a pie from behind his back and slammed it into the poor penguins face.

"Haha take that tubby!"...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no еще Конфеты in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright день in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal день for me and the other Животные in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few еще hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the Статья I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my Статьи the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she или me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the Название says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

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Death By Sleep!

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from Письмо еще stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the пингвин HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of Ты guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make Ты feel at home, ever since Ты know... the move,"...

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The cry of rematch.

posted by 67Dodge

My children, will Ты be free? Will Ты let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized или broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will Ты all let him stomp out our hope?! или let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...

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Harry potter meets pom part 4

posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today Ты will learn how to fly a broom
Now Ты will force your метла to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go Ты will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex Ты can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are Ты Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't или else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was Ты
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

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The пингвин Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his секунда год at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see Ты again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - сказал(-а) Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, Популярное and really cool. What else he needed to дата every girl he wanted to дата with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene....

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

This was a Популярное fan-fic over at Fan-fiction. Until I accidently deleted it. DX So... anyway! Someone in this fan-fic gets a sugar rush. And its not Skipper. Its Kowalski! Yay! But this is the first part of the first chapter. This is kind of a two chapter one shot with an epilogue. If that's even possible. So I'll shut up and Ты just read :)

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The hush of dawn whispered out onto the Central Park Zoo. Most of the Животные were still asleep. But not Skipper and his crew. The penguins had been awake...

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The пингвин Zone Episode 3: The Monsters are due on Central park.

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: Ты unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, Ты travel along the berm of imagination, Далее stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby пингвин and a ringtail лемур are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...

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Truth или Dare... Penguins of Madagascar VERSION!=D

posted by skilene4ever

Эй, Эй, hey!! This is Skilene4ever here with my секунда story on fanpop! Heres how this works... Ты (the readers) can send me Комментарии of truths или dares Ты want the characters to do. Simple. I'll created new chapter when i get enough truths или dares...get it?=D

RULES: Yeah...sorry theres rules.
1. This has no rating soo whatever sick dare Ты wanna see go for it!

2. No еще than 2 truth или dares per person

3. No Пение request please (I dont know how to do that hahaX)

Characters:

Skipper

Kowalski

Private

Rico

King Julien

Maurice

Mort

Marlene

Fred the squirel

Pairings: Heres are the pairings I will allow......

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Penguins of Madagascar Mistletoe Kisses

posted by Katie_Kat200

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Рождество Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Рождество Eve. So... what do Ты wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) Эй, guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: вверх secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

link
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to Редактировать it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski Далее to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when Ты find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins или Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when Ты find that forty year-old арбуз in your colon. (phil)...

(500) Days of Summer - Prologue

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.

Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the день he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The секунда was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but Ты should know upfront, this is not a Любовь story.

A Любовь SelfinSertion

posted by MsKowalski99

One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. By The 4th или 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski сказал(-а) "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski сказал(-а) That, In The Middle...

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Marlene's Любовь Story

posted by dsprtpenguin

Our Любовь isn't like a Любовь story,
But I wish it was.

I wish Ты would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish Ты сказал(-а) that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every минута I spent time with you.

If Ты ask me if I Любовь him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about Ты and decorate my whole Стена with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give Ты half of my сердце if Ты ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...

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A секунда chance for Любовь (chapter 2)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

Over at the penguin’s habitat the penguin’s where outside doing swimming laps. A few минуты later Brandon arrived at their habitat.

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

“Brandon why must Ты and everyone else always have to come when we are training,” asked Skipper while looking angry.

“You know I really don’t know it’s just a force of habit I guess.”

“Why are Ты over here anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to Ты about going on a дата with Marlene.”

Skipper’s eyes then widen Skipper realized that Brandon knew his secret...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...