Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: What if manfredi and johnson were still alive

What if manfredi and johnson were still alive

posted by Kowalskyman1

if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE день SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT день SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told Любовь potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent Показать gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN серовато-коричневый, dun, дун DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops безопасно, сейф on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the слон foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs безопасно, сейф and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....

optionsguy LOL, AWSOME

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat Далее to him, looking at the view of the dry Десерт beyond the oasis island. After a while she сказал(-а) lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that Ты miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s Сообщить and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the Сообщить and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative by the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 год old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do Ты want to play? Ты can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw Ты in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take Ты on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even еще fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way еще funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the секунда best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, Ты dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper сказал(-а) crossing his arms

the пингвин putted his gun down, and skipper sat right Далее to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper сказал(-а) sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he сказал(-а) running....

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters Актёрское искусство out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what Любовь is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what Ты wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny день in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention Ты might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He сказал(-а) bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

Intro: Diary of Three Dolphins ( and possibly a teddy bear)

posted by JediPenguin16

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, или a normal дельфин stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one день read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...

Chapter 1: I'm about to go to my uncles house and a war is going on.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the Далее 15 years?) Enjoy!
________________________________________________

My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, Ты get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, или if...

A пингвин Любовь Story part 6

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She сказал(-а) brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the пингвин habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better....

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Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 5

posted by PenguinCrazy14

Hey, people of the cyber universe, this, once again, is RavenFeathersOfDarkness, who really shouldn't be Письмо right now…*tries to pull self away from keyboard*…You know, there really is no point in trying, I can't help myself when it comes to this…Sigh…All right, anyway, even though I сказал(-а) I won't be posting any new chapters for about a week, this one idea for this chapter just came to me as I was Чтение Ты guys' reviews, and I couldn't get it out of my head, no matter what methods of mindless distraction I used. [And it didn't help that everywhere I went for the last 4 days, I...

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King Julien

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Source: me

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Super cool short comic! "Not my shoes"

added by BirdG

Source: Fuwa2-Kyar, DeviantArt

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He’s Eating Rico’s Brain!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Don't mess with Penguins

added by skipperluvs

Source: Don't mess with Penguins

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Knock Knock Jokes

posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two еще hours until they Показать the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one день can Ты please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...

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Skipper's Girl

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Source: Skipper Makes Perfect

The Penguins Of Madagascar ~ Roomies ~ Take Me Out To The Ball Game

added by KittenWitch

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

penguins

skipper

kowalski

marlene

walrus

rhonda

roomies

take me out to the ball game

nickelodeon

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The Penguins Of Madagascar ~ Time Out ~ Fixing The Stopwatch

added by KittenWitch

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

penguins

пингвин

skipper

kowalski

rico

private

lemurs

лемур

king julien

maurice

time out

stopwatch

nickelodeon

Skipper Sleeping

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