Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Penguins on Fanpop: Part One, Skipper's Профиль

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Penguins on Fanpop: Part One, Skipper's Профиль

posted by peacebaby7

So, what would it be like for the actual Penguins of Madagascar characters to Присоединиться fanpop? LOL, this is gonna be interesting. I tried to get it as close as I could to the format of an actual Профиль page. Please Комментарий and give feedback! I promise future ones will be funnier. I'm just giving basic profiles for now, later ones will involve еще Стена posts and such. :D

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CommanderSkipper
My Слоган is classified. So is everything else about me, so don't ask.

Gender: Male, 31 years old
Country: Classified.
Websites: Why would I need any???
Favorite TV Show: Shirtless Ninja Action Theater
Favorite Movie: Don't watch many movies.
Favorite Musician: ANYTHING but what Ringtail listens to...
Favorite Book или Author: I'm cool with almost anything violent. Though, I don't have much time for reading, either. Unless Ты count my...Never mind.

My Clubs

link

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(Showing 19 of 32) еще клубы ---->

My Wall

RandomPOMness gave me Благодарности for my comments...
    OMG! I'm your biggest fan! Your Показать is totally epic! Фан me back so we can IM! :D
Posted 4 hours ago
    CommanderSkipper commented...
Show?! How do Ты know me! Who do Ты work for?!
    RandomPOMness commented...
What? I don't work for anyone!
    CommanderSkipper commented...
Lies! How else would Ты know me!? Have Ты been spying on me!? And my team, too!?
    RandomPOMness commented...
No! There's been no spying! I'm talking about your show, The Penguins of Madagascar! Look it up, man! You're famous! :D
    CommanderSkipper commented...
Alright. I'll see if your story checks out. Whether it does или doesn't though...Don't leave town.
    RandomPOMness commented...
Don't leave town...??? But we're on the internet...
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CommanderSkipper сказал(-а) about link...
    Can't start my день without it. Ты know it tastes great with fish?
Posted 6 hours ago
    MarioKart17 commented...
Ew, seriously? >.<
    papaman commented...
@Mario: I agree! That sounds disgusting!
    CommanderSkipper commented...
Don't knock it till Ты try it.
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RoyalRingtail said...
    ah, my smely subjekt! u hav desided 2 join, i c! how r u enjoying the poping Фаны so far? :D
Posted 9 hours ago
    CommanderSkipper commented...
Ringtail! Your post is full of typos! Can't Ты learn how to spell before Ты talk to me!? Actually, better idea, just don't talk to me!
    RoyalRingtail commented...
i dnt care! i am royalty! i am entitled 2 do watevr i wnt wenevr i wnt! and i am not at all bothred tht u dnt wnt 2 talk 2 me bcuz i dnt care 2 talk 2 u! i hav betr еще kngly thngs 2 do.
    CommanderSkipper commented...
I have no idea what half of that says, but I think I'm happy with how it ended.
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Skilene17, pmmom38 and 4 others like this

Number1SkippFan This isn't basic, this IS VERY FUNNY! XD

peacebaby7 ^XD Thanks. :D Working on Kowalski's right now. :D

BOLTravolta ringtail is just full of typos... XDDD and poping fans??? XDDDDD u should make one 4 ringtail

27Kowalski Ahaha, very funny! XD Gonna read the other ones now. XD

peacebaby7 ^^I am. I just had to go to bed last night, so I had to stop. XD Thanks. :D ^Thanks, 27K! :3

Rainshadow999 Awesome! XD

peacebaby7 ^Thanks. :D

LoveCartoons25 Cool! And so true!

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

Эй, everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope Ты understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

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Death by Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death By Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet Шоколад (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened какао powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder или 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons кислый cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream или whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet Шоколад (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat духовой шкаф, печь to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 или 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof или other...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear Ты have memory loss, Ты have alresdy been captured by Blowhole before, so Ты are the least of our worries." Kowalski сказал(-а) with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Caribbean Arctic Avian (parody of "Caribbean Amphibian") w/h added POM details

posted by mostar1219

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four Друзья of mine.
Sometimes they рыба in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play волейбол and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to рыба in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight by where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

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Held Captive Before Рождество Part 3/4

posted by egel_0507

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” сказал(-а) the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” сказал(-а) the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...

Skilight (chapter 2)

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skilight, chapter 2, by mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered by thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton Конфеты clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 3

posted by RockOnPoM

Private: Ouch! Stupid мышь trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: Эй, Tigress, have Ты met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...

Harry potter meets PoM part 3

posted by alexrusso-213

Alex:wow that пингвин is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that пингвин just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking пингвин
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he сказал(-а) that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much

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Royal Pains Chapter 1: Late

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of рыба coffee. "She's late. This is the секунда time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her Присоединиться the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...

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Seven Abominations (Edited and being resubmitted)

posted by JediPenguin16

Re-submission and Редактировать of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn радуга commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the Животные in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring пингвин four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot или cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...

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The city of ember and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a лиса, фокс
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon

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This день and Age- Chapter One

posted by Grimms-Dragon

It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may или may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a Слэш fiction, или any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain Ты guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS день AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell Ты what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! part 2

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed by fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard Ты scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed by fangirls and asked out by the prettiest дельфин in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how Ты feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"

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A Week in Death Chapter 5: Deadlight District.

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," сказал(-а) William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make Ты look dumb, but that's a lamp post," сказал(-а) Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...

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Prank war!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"Skipper! Can Ты help me get this stupid cotton Конфеты off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE Далее MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...

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The Aftermath of the Invisibility луч, рэй

posted by KowalSkip9

"Skipper, that луч, рэй was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, by Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That луч, рэй was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So Ты disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part II)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Recap of what happened in the last chapter:
1. There was a zoo clean-up.
2. We went to this zoo (temporary stay).
3. I got left behind when they left the zoo.
4. The third worst день of my life.

So, that was the recap of what happened before. I was left all alone in this wonderful zoo. I think Julien will realize that I was left behind and ask the penguins to come with him in finding me. What I heard before about him, he can't do anything alone.

So, yeah. I relaxed. They still haven't picked me up. For this particular moment, I wish I had Kowalski's intelligence to build an invention that can...

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Let's talk about the infatuateds

posted by juhpink

Do Ты know , about Skipper at this moment we have Marlene (the funny is that Ты call her in English Marlini in Portuguese (I am from Brazil) in my country we say еще или less Marlane it is so diferent but ok )hehehe and about Private we know Shaina and in the episode Любовь hurts Skipper ask this :
Who here never felt Любовь for a Girl ( или near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's Любовь in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they Любовь it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do Ты think?????

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Little Sister Chapter 2

posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 минуты for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits Далее to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....

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Bête Noire: Disappearance

posted by Bluepenguin

Fright. Dread. Questioning.

Each moment thrusted a new kind of horror upon Sylvia, one of the small spidermonkeys of the Central Park Zoo. The growling and deep snarls of some sort of horrible beast rebounded from inside her brick habitat, and she clung to the дерево in horror.

"What is that nasty thing?! The Jersey Devil?!?"

She swung in a serpentine manner, reaching all the ropes and rungs on her дерево till she achieved landing on the highest point of the habitat.

Sylvia peered down at the ground below. Artificial grass, circular enclosure, and her three fellow companions restfully dozing; Linda,...