"wha...?" Skipper trailed off.

"PRIVATE HOW COULD YOU! AND I DON'T! I HAVE A CRUSH ON A пингвин THATS NOT COMMANDO! GEEZZZ!" SP shouted.

~ "Do Ты need help...?" Blowhole asked slowly.

'say no say no say no' "Yes..." Cowtails сказал(-а) then blushed. 'dang you!'

~ Private stared confused while Skipper sighed in relief.

"who then?" Private asked, thinking thoughtfully, "hmmm...not Skippah, me, Kowalski, Rico...not Buck ROckgut...not Manfredi или Johnson...hmmmm..."

"I'll never tell!" Sweet Pripper shouted.

"I can use the truth Serum..." Kowalski warned.

"NO GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Ты GUYS DON'T WANT TO KNOW!" SP screamed.

~ Blowhole picked up Cowtails ad (somehow) carries her while riding to his new lair. Cowtails was blushing the whole way there.

'you like him, Ты like him, Ты like him...' "SHUT UP!" She screamed, hitting herself.

~ Skipper narrowed his eyes, "Kowalski hand me that truth serum. We'll force it down your throat if we have to."

"NO Ты WON'T!" Sweet Pripper shouted, running around at non-human speed, "I REFUSE!"

Kowalski handed Skipper the truth serum, "How is she running like that?"

~ Cowtails continued to hit herself.

'you like him Ты like him Ты like him' "shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!" She screamed.

~ Skipper tackled SP as she ran by. He forced the serum down her throat and stood on her stomach, "now who's the пингвин Ты have a crush on?!"

SP covered her mouth, "MTFFF!"

"Oh come on! no covering your mouth!" Kowalski whined.

Private pinned down SP's hand while Rico pinned the other one.

"tell us,human!" Skipper snapped.

~ "SHUT UP!" Cowtails screamed, smacking herself.

~ "THERES NO WAY I'M TELLING Ты THAT I HAVE A CRUSH ON PRIVATE! SO HA!" Sweet Pripper smirked. Then her eyes widened, "I just did... Didn't I...?"

"Um yah..." Kowalski сказал(-а) slowly.

Sweet Pripper screamed then pushed everyone off.

Then she jumped off the Космос ship, "OH SHIT! THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA!" She shouted. Her body smashed against the ground, "OW! I BROKE MY LEG!"

~ "SHUT UP!" Cowtails shouted, smacking herself again.

~ Private froze.

"i knew it!" Skipper crowed.

Private then jumped off the Космос ship.

"PRIVATE!" Skipper shouted.

The spaceship landed near SP.

"Are Ты okay Sweet Prippah?" Private asked.

"Kind of. My leg broke when I jumped out. But on the other hand, I'm fine!" SP сказал(-а) with a smile.

Kowalski walked out of the spaceship, "Fine? YOUR LEG IS BROKEN WOMEN!"

Sweet Pripper stared at him annoyed, "Its just a broken leg and dizziness..." 'DON'TFAINT!DON'TFAINT! DAMMIT!'

The young teen fainted.

~ Blowhole frowned, "Cowtails stop telling yourself to shut up and stop hitting yourself!"

She whined, "why? the voice is annoying!" 'you like him..' "GRRRR! shut up!" Cowtails screamed, hitting herself one last time causing her to pass out.

~ Private began to panic, "SWEET PRIPPAH! SHE'S DEAD! AHHHH!"

Skipper slapped him, "Calm yourself soldier, Kowalski's working on it! Don't tell me Ты like her too!"

Private fell silent, twiddling his flippers, "Well..."

"wow. everyone but me is having a wonderful romance.." Skipper sniffed.

"I believe she's still alive..." Kowalski said, poking SP's leg.

The teen woke up and kicked Kowalski, "THAT HURT MORON!"

"That doesn't mean Ты kick me!" Kowalski shouted.

"Its instincts." Sweet Pripper said, wrapping a bandage around her leg, "The best thing is to never panic!" She fell down when she stood up, "Dammit."

"so when are we gonna rescue Cowtails so I can have MY romance?" Skipper asked, stamping his foot.

Private smiled sweetly at SP.

~ Cowtails was surprised that she was in a bed, "whoa! who put me here?! ow my head..."

~ "Oh Эй, Private!" SP сказал(-а) smiling at Private. Then she paused, "Wait Cowtails? OH yah... Thats not possible thanks to my leg here!"

~ "Uh me, who else?" Blowhole said, coming in the room.

~ Private blushed, "Hello..."

Skipper huffed, "Fine, private, stay here with her. The rest of my men will come with me."

~ Cowtails jumped up, "when did Ты get in here? Where am I? why does еще of my head hurt now instead of just the back?"

~ "Ok bye Skipper!" Sweet Pripper shouted, then turned to Private with a blush. 'Wait, why am I blushing? I never blush!'

"Ok then.." Kowalski сказал(-а) slowly.

~ "UM, just got here. You're in my new lair... Well your head hurts cause Ты been abusing your head..." Blowhole explained.

~ "I'm confused, why is she blushing at SKippah when she сказал(-а) she liked me?" Private asked.

Rico shrugged.

"No Private! I wasn't blushing at the most annoying thing on earth! I like you! Not Skipper!" Sweet Pripper quickly explained.

~ "well then...wait a sec am I in YOUR bed?" Cowtails asked, blushing.

"Um, yes?" Blowhole's answer sounded еще like a question.

Cowtails sighed, " Why does this have to be so awkward? Cowtails if Ты like him instead of SKipper now Ты gotta tell him... I don't wanna tell him, he's evil and he only wants me because of revenge on the penguins, he probably doesn't like me for real anymore...yes he does just quit blushing and tell him sometime! shut up..."

~ "really?" Private smiled up at SP.

Rico gagged then left with Kowalski and Skipper.

~ The other penguins walked to Blowhole's lair.

"now how do we find the entrance?" Skipper asked.

~ "Yah know I'm listening?" Blowhole grinned.

~ "Yep! I always have but I didn't want Skipper to beat me up if I told you. Say, how did Skipper react after I jumped off? I hope he wasn't mad." Sweet Pripper smiled then frowned nervously.

"oh he wasn't. He was just mad when I jumped aftah you. But Ты were worth it." Private сказал(-а) with a sweet smile.

~ Cowtails laughed nervously, "you are?"

~ Sweet Pripper blushed, "Aww Thats so sweet Private. But thats obvious. You're always Sweet."

~ "Uh-huh. But I wouldn't use you." Blowhole сказал(-а) with a smile.

~ "would Ты like to...um..." Private began, blushing.

~ Cowtails looked up blushing, "You're not just saying it?"

~ "Like to what?"SP сказал(-а) with a smile.

~ "Of course I mean it." Blowhole сказал(-а) honestly.

~ "be my girlfriend?" Private finished, closing his eyes tightly.