Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, Ты were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* Ты guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! Ты couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: Ты and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I сказал(-а) I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski день Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did Ты stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski день Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE Ты ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: печенье AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill Ты if Ты don't tell me where Ты Друзья are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE Далее COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now Ты did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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The Arena of Death Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the Далее mourning knowing that it is time to find Еда and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the огонь is still there so it's time for me to look for Еда and water. Еда and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for Еда and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a манго it's perfect and it's безопасно, сейф for me to eat.

so after i grab the манго I ate the mango. after i ate the манго i crawl with one leg to look for water....

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't Ты say that Ты can pull your head off and shoot огонь out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a Холодное сердце Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every пингвин except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do Ты mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here by now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet Главная in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small пингвин had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was Показ her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can Ты guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are Ты talking about?! We helped you!
George: Ты have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if Ты haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid Ты didn't they?
George: H-How'd Ты know?
Private: Wow Skipper, Ты truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid Ты to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

Appearance Change (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid Ты guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: Ты wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico или Portugal. His...

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It. Chapter 8: It's back

posted by 67Dodge

Two weeks had flashed by without incident, they were probably the best weeks the Животные ever had, Private found a rideable toy Jeep that could fit all the Penguins in it, and had a motor, so they had found a еще manly looking vehicle. Julien had exhausted himself to the point that he didn't do any nighttime dancing, since he had used all his energy in the celebration for Pennywise's death. Not to mention, the Penguins also found a man's wallet that contained $6,000, which was еще than they made from the usual pick-pocketing или the "I found a lucky penny on the sidewalk today!!" event. Private...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few минуты they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are Ты okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are Ты two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private Ты really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever Ты сказал(-а) to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but Ты have to understand you're like a son to him, Ты mean everything...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless Ты want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and сказал(-а) between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but Ты can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And Ты girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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The Hidden (Chapter VIII - Trip to Denmark)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We all know that Skipper can't set foot in Denmark. But not now. Remember when Hans was visited the Central Park Zoo. He сказал(-а) that he has no home. He was transfered to the Hoboken Zoo. For now, Skipper can set foot in Denmark. I wonder how Hans is doing in the Hoboken Zoo.

Blowhole transfered his secret lair to Denmark. I think he still believes that he can't set foot there. He doesn't know that Hans is not there.

But now, we have no money for the flight there. Actually, there is an "Animal Airplane" specially for zoo animals. But it costs thousands! So, we decided to build an airplane specially...

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Chirtsmas 3

posted by alex333

Alex:sheesh I never knew that this room had lots of art things
Skipper:what do Ты mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are Ты saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well Ты are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting Ты guys
Kolwaski:yes it was Ты are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write Комментарий for all my chirstmas story

God help the outcasts.singers:marlene and others.

posted by anna447

marlene:I don't know if Ты can hear me или if your even there I don't know if Ты would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to Ты still I see your face and wonder were Ты once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth Показать them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to Ты still god help the outcasts или nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for Любовь I can poses,I ask for god and his Ангелы to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat by but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood

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Psycho: Chapter 5

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper felt lost. He had been looking in the small, 7 bedroom Motel for 3 hours straight, Marlene should've been there, because she didn't have the car, Skipper did, and he DID see Private Bates heading to his large, Victorian, Главная when he left to drive. He decided to call Detective Kowalski Arbogast to see if there was any foul play made. After dialing the numbers, 555-555-Genius, Skipper waited, he waited for another 6 hours. In that time, Skipper found a bloody trail of foot prints in Marlene's room, leaving the душ stall, walking through the carpeted floor, out the door, down to the...

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The secret child!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Lilly dozed off, the guys came back from their late-night recon duty. " HELLO SKIPPA!" Private Yells jollyly (is that a word? oh well, it is now). Kowalski, seeing that Lilly was asleep, smacked Private up-side his little head. " Skipper, are Ты okay? Ты don't look very well." Private asked, rubbing the back of his head which was now very soar. " Boys, get to bed. I need some quiet time." Skipper сказал(-а) softly. The boys didn't move. " That's an ORDER!" Skipper commanded, and with that, the boys jumped into their beds and automatically knocked out! Skipper sat in the scilence...thinking....

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Skipper meets Alex russo

posted by alex463

At the lair alex: I am going to the zoo ok? Justin: alright but be here by ужин time Alex: alright at the zoo
Alex: the penguins are so cute kolwaski: skipper are Ты alright Skipper: me I alright private : Ты don' t look alright maybe your in Любовь skipper:am not kolwaski: skipper Ты can tell us anything alright? Skipper: alright ! I am in Любовь OKAY!
Private:skipper is in Любовь skipper is in Любовь skipper: private!
Private:sorry at the subway sation mom: remeaber that we'll be back at 12:00 Alex : alright mom and don't worry we'll be fine mom and dad : I think we are already worry Justin: and...

The feild trip!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Hans's evil grin widened across his face as the light from the laser grew brighter and brighter. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Rebecca's screams went unheard, for her new Друзья never came to rescue her......or so she thought. As soon as Rebecca blacked out from the intense affects of the brain-washing, Skipper and the boys sprang in through the door. They were too late. " What did Ты do to her!?" Skipper demanded, he knew he had failed his mission. " Youre too late Skippa! I have brain-washed the girl of all Последнее memories and mental abilities! She can no longet talk to animals, nor does she remember...