Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: The chamber of death...chapter 4...

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posted by spmana123

The man chained up kowlaski on a table..the same таблица he used on Rico...there was blood all over the table...kowlaksi shaked...cold sweat coming down his chest ...his backed was soaked in blood...he could feel the stickiness all over his back...the man when he was done strapping up kowalski, took Rico over to another таблица and strapped him up...

Kowaslki: why are u doing this to us!! What did we do to u!!

The man turned around and held down his neck..

Man:why?! WHY!! Ты penguins have been hurting me for four years now!!

Kowlaski:ack..w..I..c..

The man let go of kowlaskis neck....making kowlaski breath again...

Man: I lived a good life...had a wife and a beautiful kid...I had a good job...life was good four years ago...and Ты freaking penguins started to destroy my cars...

Kowlaski looked startled..

Kowalksi: so your that guy!

Man:yes!! Nobody Bieleved me about u guys destroying my cars...and because of that my wife left me...I can't see my daughter anymore...I Остаться в живых my job..and it's all YOUR FAULT!!!!

Kowlaski:I'm...I'm sorry...I really am...but that doesn't mean Ты can just torture us!! Please...just let us all go..

Man:no...I'm going to make your life a living hell just like U did mine..so bad you'll beg me to kill you..

Kowlaski begun to tear up...he looked over at Rico...who could barely move...all he could hear from Rico was loud wheezing...

Man:oh...my name is jimmy by the way...but like you'll need to know it for long...hehehe...

Jimmy then went and pulled out a hammer and smiled at kowalski...

Kowlaksi:w-w-what are Ты gonna to do me?!

Jimmy:I don't know...but those feet of yours do look wonderful...it would be a shame...if something happened to them....hehehe....

Kowlaksi begun to cry trying to struggle to get off of the blood
Soaked table...while jimmy slowly walked over to him...

Jimmy:why are Ты crying...? I haven't done anything yet...

Kowlaksi could feel the tears coming down his chest...they were warm...even though he felt shaky and cold....

Jimmy put his hand on kowlaskis chest...

Jimmy:your hearts beating so fast...yes...be afraid...be very afraid...heheh...

Jimmy covered Kowalskis mouth...jimmy picked up the hammer and raised it in the air...he looked down at the scared penguin...kowlaksi was shaking his head and crying...he could see his eyes...his blue eyes were covered in tears....

Jimmy:heheheh....

And then...just like that...the worst was happening...jimmy was beating kowlaksis feet with the hammer...kowlaksi couldn't let out any screams because jimmy was holding his beak...kowalski just sat thre and cried and cried...the pain was unimaginable...Rico was staring over...he couldn't help his comrade...he looked away from him as the site was gruesome...Rico realized something though...jimmy forgot to strap him on the table..Rico could he up and escape from him and get help!

Rico got up slowly and dropped on the ground and ran as fast as he could away from that place...jimmy stopped what he was doing to kowlaski and looked up at Rico who was almost at the door..

Jimmy let go of kowlaski and dropped the hammer..he picked up a scalpel and threw it at Rico...The scalpel stabbed Rico on the back on impact...Rico screamed and fell to the floor...Rico still going thru all this pain still tried to drag himself to the door...but jimmy walked over and pulled out the scalpel that was inside his back...Rico screamed and still tried to get out of that room...but jimmy had him in his hand...jimmy picked him up and looked him in the eyes...

Jimmy:TRYING TO ESCAPE Ты STUPID PENGUIN!! THINK AGAIN!!

Jimmy then threw him on the ground and punched Rico over and over again...Rico just accepted it and went through the pain...jimmy finally stopped and picked up Rico and strapped him tight this time...Rico was bleeding all over now..and had multiple brusies all over his body...Rico fell unconscious...

Jimmy went back over to kowalski..who's feet were completly destroyed...kowlaksi could finally let out screams...but they weren't helping....

Jimmy:that's what Ты two deserve....are Ты going thru enough pain like I did?! Because this is just the beginning...

And with that..jimmy led those two in that room...to go check on private and skipper..

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Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" by Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the Музыка video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting звезда trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to свинг, качели by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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пингвин Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding Космос is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told Ты before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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пингвин Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't Остаться в живых my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! Ты just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I сказал(-а) not to ACTUALLY put Конфеты coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are Ты doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't Ты be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do Ты know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little пони and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! или Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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пингвин Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do Ты see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And Ты can be my friend! Oh! And Ты can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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пингвин Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to лемур habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes Ты look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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пингвин Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers Ты can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly Ты are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins Поцелуи Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have Ты been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers Ты can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly Ты are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your пингвин Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm Письмо this so Ты can find out wich пингвин Ты are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your Избранное way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes Ты sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your Избранное subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a ворона showted, as manny badgers and Животные ran against Mr. Linert and his топорик, тупик friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried волк Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do Ты think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell Ты that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if Ты go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If Ты don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, или something like that, but I've changed it's Название becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone by sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would Поиск for clues the Далее morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The выдра, оттер (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The выдра, оттер (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One день in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a пингвин documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." сказал(-а) a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do Ты need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't Ты remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My гитара (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm Письмо 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are Ты doing here?"
   "Well, Ты seem a bit down in the dumps еще than usual." Private replied. Julien responded by laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few еще animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed by his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the лемур king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are Ты guys Актёрское искусство so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally Показать up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop Ты and send Ты back to your gloomy Virtual World, where Ты came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....