*turns tape recorder on*
June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. пингвин habitat. My panic room. Happy now?
Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.
Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give Ты all something to look вперед to!
A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of Животные called the North Wind (Their Слоган is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can Ты believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.
In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!
Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian медведь who hugged us to death half the time.
Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire пингвин species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, Ты know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...
I'm getting off topic.
To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's Избранное snack Еда :Cheesy Dibbles.
Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell Ты about yet since those files haven't been declassified.
Until then; remember... Ты didn't hear anything!
*shuts tape recorder off*
(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. пингвин habitat. My panic room. Happy now?
Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.
Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give Ты all something to look вперед to!
A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of Животные called the North Wind (Their Слоган is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can Ты believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.
In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!
Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian медведь who hugged us to death half the time.
Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire пингвин species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, Ты know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...
I'm getting off topic.
To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's Избранное snack Еда :Cheesy Dibbles.
Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell Ты about yet since those files haven't been declassified.
Until then; remember... Ты didn't hear anything!
*shuts tape recorder off*
(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
