Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam рыба (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation пингвин Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was Фрукты punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a пингвин marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest пингвин by two years ran hurrying towards the Skipper.
"Rico, Your late.. And whats with the mohawk?" Skipper questioned.
Rico was about to reply but was interrupted by Manfriedy and Johnson sliding towards them.
"We've spotted the Major!" Manfriedy сказал(-а) with delight.
"Major-GENERAL is the correct term." Kowalski the smartest пингвин corrected. Skipper slapped him.
"No time for your school-house-sucks lessons Kowalski!" Skipper scolded "We just need to wait for the Major...General..."
A few минуты later the Major General came towards them holding..An egg?
"Fish, what a present surprise to see you." Skipper сказал(-а) saluting. then the others saluted.
"Ah, Captian Skipper... I'd like a favor to ask you...
I'd like to request if Ты would take my.. son.
Mary had him 3 months ago. Sadly the war has gotten way to viscious. Mary will have to go back being a nurse again-"
Skipper interruppted "Wait, so we are...Babysitting? We're here to fight General. not to play patty-cake!"
Kowalski smiled "I'd be glad to take a younger recruit into our flippers."
Skipper motioned him to shut his beak.
"Skipper, wouldn't Ты please? You'll need a new recruit..." Sam went off.
"I already have 4 already! I can't take on 5! Tired of the back talking punks."
"Actually... Ты only have..2... I'll need to take Manfriedy and Johnson. They are going on there own peril missions."
Skipper looked surprised "I understand...Major.."
"General" Kowalski coughed.
Sam sighed. "I pray Ты keep my son in good terms." Sam handed his egg over with a suitcase of various items.
"Whats all this for?" Skipper questioned.
"He'll have to know what our family looks like.
Because. I might not survive."
"....Good Luck Major...General." Skipper saluted "And good luck.. Ты guys too." he saluted to Manfriedy and Johnson.
Then they had left off.
"Wait, What is this eggs name?" Kowalski asked.
"I'm not certain. It's to late. Sam's left already."
"Perhaps we could name him... Like Albert, или Edward...." Kowalski went through names.
"No, I'm the Skipper, and I'll name him...
His names Private."
Kowalski and Rico blinked twice.
"Private..? Thats actually er, an exotic name..." Rico said.
"Well enough chatting, let's get busy training this egg." Skipper said.

And so........................
To be continued X3