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posted by 67Dodge
Lily finally felt безопасно, сейф when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it безопасно, сейф to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed Животные soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer head hanging on the ceiling, it continued, even a бизон was found preserved. She then opened another door, but it was different, it was a hallway, very dimly lit with candles, that had photographs, Private with his mother, Private at the motel, Private's mother collecting herbs, etc. It looked like a makshift shrine. Soon after, Lily saw a rotating seat, with something sitting in it. Ms. Bates. 'YOU!!! Ты are under arrest for several accounts of murder, and domestic violence. We must take Ты to the state penitentiary,' Lily stopped. She realized that Ms. Bates wasn't moving, sleeping probably, and her back to Lily.
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Private frantically kept searching for Lily. 'Where in god's name is she?!' yelled Private. Soon, he dropped the letter opener and found it, his mother's кухня knife, and he saw the closet, there was a set of his mother's clothes and her belongings. 'There we are, I forgot about this baby,' thought Private, looking into a screen that displayed the various rooms in his house. 'Of cooooooourse,' he purred. 'She's in the cellar, snooping around with my work eh? We'll see what new meaning I can give to the word: ириски, ириска, светло-коричневый Lollies. Hehehehehe..... Ready. Or. Not. Here I come...' Then, Private picked up the кухня нож and put on a wig he found in the closet, then he slipped into his mother's clothes. He started speaking in a feminine tone, and cackled. 'Let's see what that precious little girl can do to suspect me for anything hmmm? I can prevent that!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!' cackled Private, in a strange delusion. 'She' walked out the room and slowly started the descent downstairs. 'Where are Ты my darling? I just want to give Ты a cookie, that's all, I made your faaaaaavorite, Шоколад chip with зефир springs on top,' replied Private, in his mother's voice. 'Yummy, yummy!! Cookie for you, Ты stuuuuupid insignificant little SNITCH!!! Come here, come quietly, you're due for a little bloodshed.'
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Lily continued approaching Private's mother, sitting in her chair, she then stopped briefly. 'Is she just staring in a trance, или is she just sleeping? Ms. Bates!!! Wake up!!!' she yelled. No answer. 'Are Ты alright Ms. Bates? I'm here to merely take Ты to court that's all, okay? Does that sound okay? Oh, right, the 'silent treatment' just Ты see, if Ты ignore me, you're going to jail, without a trial by jury!!!' Then, she walked a bit faster, down the dark hall, she then noticed that the chair Ms. Bates sat in, was right on вверх of a pentagram, a satanic symbol, carved into the wood floor, with the words: Why she wouldn't harm a fly' carved onto the back of the chair. Lily slowly grabbed the chair, and spun it slowly, soon Ms. Bates's face was revealed. Dead. Mummified for longer than 14 years, missing it's eyes and it's beak cracked and dry. 'AAAHH!!!! SWEET Иисус CHRIST!!!!' screamed Lily. She had knocked over a candle, it imediatly burned out on impact. 'LILY!!!! Ты girly!!! Ты and I are gonna be big ol' BUDDIES!!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!' laughed Private in Ms. Bates's voice. 'So..... So you're behind this all?!' screamed Lily. 'So you're NOT correct ma'am, I'm Ms. Bates!!!' yelled Private.
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Private laughed and giggled at the same time, he then pulled out the кухня knife. 'Hold still Lily darling, this won't hurt a bit!!' yelled Private. Lily tensed up for the worst, Private laughing, then suddenly, Skipper rushed in, and tackled Private. 'That's no way to settle a crime 'Ms. Bates', или should I say PRIVATE!!!' spat Skipper. Private responded by rolling over on his side and kicking Skipper's beak. 'That's no way to treat a lady, and I'm not Private!!' yelled Private, again in his mother's voice. Then, Private punched Skipper's eye, knocking him down, then Private ran out the door. 'Don't Ты get it Skippah?! I'm invinsible!!! AHAHAHA-' yelled Private before being stopped by a giant mass of cops. 'It's all over Mr. Bates, we have the area surrounded, Ты are to drop your weapons, and raise your hands up!!' shouted an officer over the megaphone. 'Alright then, chum. I'll drop my weapons, but I won't raise anything,' nagged Private, crossing his flippers. 'Why not then Private?' asked the officer. 'Because one, I'm not Private. I'm his mother, and two, Ты сказал(-а) raise your hands!! Yet I don't have any!!! I'm a penguin!!!' argued Private. The police were soon able to handcuff Private, at his wrists, his elbows, his knees, his ankles, all his joints were shackled. 'A bit snug for the trio don't Ты think so ya fat doughnut eater?' asked Private, being shoved in a car.
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Ok, here I post the first Цитаты I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from улица, уличный Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another пингвин meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

-§-

Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper:...
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 The doctor treats him...
The doctor treats him...
It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do Ты turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One by one, each пингвин demonstrated their Fighting...
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This is the секунда part of my first Фан fiction series so I hope Ты like it.

Private: What do Ты mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that Ты have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

----Meanwhile-----

Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh Эй, Kowalski; Ты done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell Ты something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way...
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Source: Me (HikariThePengotter)
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Source: I drew it
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Source: ME :3 S2E12
The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski сказал(-а) looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little пингвин opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are Ты alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...
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The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private сказал(-а) anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....
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posted by legendary7
Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are Ты doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if Ты planning on coming back for Private, Ты would tell him Ты were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. Ты must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....
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posted by legendary7
Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of Еда taunted him as he мопед in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.


Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...
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