Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431
Alice: Ugh, this клеть, ящик smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski: Who is the transfer?
Skipper: Not sure, all we know is that he.. или she, is from the Bronx Zoo.
Kowalski: I used to know a girl from the Bronx zoo, she was quite nice.
Skipper: Yea, yea. We get it Kowalski, then she dumped Ты and now you're left to cry in the corner of your lab yadda-yadda.
Kowalski: Actually no... I got moved to another zoo, and I think we're still dating if-
Skipper: Kowalski, SHHH! Private, open the crate!
Private goes over to the клеть, ящик and opens the lid...
Ester: Hey, whoa whoa! Can't I get a little sleep here?
Kowalski: Wait... i-it can't be....
Ester jumps out of the box, annoyed that she didn't get her full time beauty sleep. Her eyes scan over the penguins, and she finds a familiar face: Kowalski's.
Ester: Kowalski!!!!
Kowalski: Ester?!
Kowalski is embraced in a tight hug, even though his shocked face doesn't change expressions.
Kowalski: But.. but how?!
Skipper: Greetings, miss. I'm Skipper, this is Private, and.... where's Rico *Skipper looks around* Ah, oh well, anyways, apparently Ты know Kowalski.
Private: Ты know Kowalski?
Ester: Oh yea! He got transferred to Bronx for about a месяц или two long ago. And we had some great dates together, didn't we my Cuddly Wuddly Walski?
Kowalski still is stunned, but under all the shock, Ты could see a light blush spread across his face.
Kowalski: Um.... yes, I-I guess so.. *Kowalski looks down at the concrete, embarrased.*
Kowalski's thoughts: Oh please don't talk about the time in New Orleans!
Private: Uh... dates?
Ester: Tons! Oh! I remember that one time that we went to New Orleans, and Kowalski-
*SMASH!*
Rico interrupts the conversation by throwing dynamite sticks at bushes and trees while driving around in the penguins' car, laughing crazily and shouting "WOOHOO!" as he speeds through the walkways of the zoo.
Ester: Hey, who's the guy?
Skipper: Oh that's just Rico, our weapons specialist and crazed psychopath.
Ester: Weapons specialist, huh? Ooh, a bad boy!
Kowalski: But... but I thought we were still-
Ester: SHHH!
Ester waddles over to where Rico parked just the car.
Ester: Эй, there. Let's say we hit the попкорн stand, hmm?
Kowalski: ???
Rico: Uh... what?
Ester: Come on! Let's go!
Kowalski: Ester?
Ester, excited on finding a new пингвин to love, looks back at Kowalski.
Ester: Oh, Ты can just stay there Kowalski! I'll be back soon!
Ester drags the completely confused Rico away.
Kowalski: .......Ester?
