Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: You've NEVER done it?- Part 3

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posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly ran all the way to the лемур habitat and cried in the bouncy house. Then Maurice saw her there and went to see what was wrong. "Uh, hi Lilly. Something bothering you?" Lilly wiped her eyes and looked at Maurice. It was nice of him to take interest in her situation. " Yeah.....I guess. Maurice. Why are males such pigs?" She asked bluntly, referring to her ignorant boyfriend. " Uh, well, I guess it's mainly because we all have urges in life that we can't fight." He looked at Lilly up and down than looked away. " Take yourself for example. Any guy would just Любовь to tap that."--"Excuse me?" Lilly asked, not knowing of that term. He whispered the meaning in her ear and she looked at him suprised. " Really?" She asked, happy to know that people thought she was attractive. " Ofcourse. Your BEAUTIFUL...........uh, so, is your boyfriend that's preassuring you?" Maurice asked, as if trying to get off the subject of her being beautiful.(he dosn't know WHO her bf is) "Yeah........It's so weird! One part of me actually WANTS to be intimate with him, but the other half says NO! Your not as experienced as him, then he'll dump you!" Lilly paused, and realized what she wanted all along. " Ты know what? NO еще innocent little girl! Im ready to be a WOMAN! I am having intercourse with him even if it KILLS me! I Любовь HIM! Thanks Maurice!" Lilly kissed Maurice on the cheek and slid off. She knew that if she was gonna try to be еще 'seductive' she was gonna need help from an expert. RICO! (yeah, that sounds weird, but what can I say? It is MY story! XD)
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пингвин HQ (1 WEEK LATER)!!!!!!!!!!!
After a week of training with Rico, Lilly was finaly ready to face her fears and DO IT!! Kowalski already did!! Yeah, it turns out the mama утка was pretty desprate, and it was утка mating season.......O-0...yeeeaaahhhh. Lilly knew
that if Rico could help HIM seduce a woman, he would be able to help HER seduce Skipper! "Okay! Ты got it!" Rico grumbled as he handed Lilly a certificate of completion. "Thanks Rico! Wish me luck!
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THE PARK, 12:30 AM!!!!!
Skipper got a letter from Lilly saying that she wanted to confront him about what he did to her hours before. He has never felt so bad in his life! The look he saw on Lilly's face broke his heart, and he swore to himself that he was going to take it slow with her no matter WHAT!! (uh-oh!)
"Lilly! Where are---Ohhh my..." Skipper froze when he saw Lilly leaning against a large oak дерево in a hightly seductive manner! (that's my girl!) "Lilly.....are Ты okay?" He asked, trying to catch a grip on reality, and trying to remember the promise he made to himself. " Hello Skipper.......I've been waiting for you..." Lilly сказал(-а) as she slowly walked towards Skipper, shaking her hips from side-to-side. When she finally got to him, she gave him a nice long kiss, and he was SO CONFUSED!!! "I was thinking, and I realized why i have never mated with anyone before." Lilly сказал(-а) aas she caressed Skipper's back. " *gulp* What is that, exactly?"--" Because I never knew YOU." Lilly began to Kiss Skipper on his neck and he almost broke, but he is sooo stubborn and strong willed. "Lilly. Im not gonna preassure Ты into doing something your clearly not ready for! And that's finaaaaa----" Lilly stared deep into Skipper's eyes as she pinned him against the tree. " Let's DO IT!" She сказал(-а) softly.
Skipper looked at her for a moment, but completely Остаться в живых his train of thought, for tthe Далее thing he knew, he was on tthe floor with Lilly, taking off he bow and necklace!!!! XD
Part 4 coming soon!

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rebcam13 OO LA LA! Spicey! I LOVE IT SO FAR, keep going!

skipperfan5431 Lol! Thanks! BTW when I read your comment, and saw your icon with the baby, it just craccked me up! I just thought, what if a BABY read this!!?

GIVMEKINGJULIEN Lol Its so sexy Lilly 8D and you went to my man for help?!Well he is pretty good with that stuff (I should know)

Rei_iwakura77 is very very cool good luck continue writting nwn

skipperfan5431 Thanks ladies...*blush*

LtKowalski oh please not with mama duck!

skipperfan5431 ^..............................................................................................................................................................Sorry Kowalski, but IM not in controll of YOUR actions...................................That's ALLLLL on you dude! XD

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Pulling a prank on the penguins

posted by Colonelpenguin

Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a пингвин сказал(-а) "Do Ты know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i сказал(-а) and the пингвин сказал(-а) "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and сказал(-а) "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged Далее a the пингвин сказал(-а) "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," сказал(-а) private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private сказал(-а) angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he сказал(-а) it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of Ты go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins Ты сказал(-а) were wrong,"

WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 6: Sympathy, Tenderness

posted by jackandjill2

Kowalski managed to get back to the HQ, crawl into постель, кровати and pretend to sleep for a while, all before warm-ups began. He participated as normally as possible - until Alice showed up. She was shocked to find one enclosure of the Reptile House had been burned horribly - as was the inhabitant of the enclosure.

Skipper was equally shocked upon overhearing this, and had his team investigate while Alice called the police.

One of the first things Skipper noticed was that the secret flipper-scanner had been opened. He had Rico cough up a flipper-print duster, and had Kowalski dust the scanner.

"No prints,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 3: Alive!

posted by jackandjill2

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - Ты would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned by now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy by taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

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Speak Now: All Nighter Before Рождество Version!

posted by EppofangirlXD

Julien is not the kind of lemur,
Who should be speeding on a stolen news фургон, ван towing a pine tree,
And Skipper is not the kind of penguin,
Who should be stalking a bunch of Santas…

Marlene would rather make some peace,
When there’s a conflict between Charles Dickens vs rock and roll,
In the decorations committee,
Instead of getting involved in a snowball fight,
Something that Burt definitely started,
Thanks a lot for squishing the snowmen guitarists,
We all lose ourselves in a flashback,
Where Santa comes and says:

"Don't give up, pick yourselves off the floor,
Ya-You can save Kidsmas,
By cleaning...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

But the king still fearful for his girls life decred that all spining weels shall be burned.and so it was done.the 3 good sorsoris know a bonfire was not going to stop jane so they made a plan. the plan was to raice the child themselfs without magic.and so the king and qween wacthed as there only child disappered into the night.

28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist выдра, оттер in the land.she was loved by all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the день jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's Пение he sing along.

Clone wars!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

ON-TOP OF THE MONUMENT!!!!
The clone hung Lilly and Marlene upside-down from the monument. To make matters worse, Lilly is afraid of HEIGHTS! (go figure huh?) " Lilly,Lilly,Lilly.You had the chance to be mine forever, but instead Ты wanted to hit." The clone turns his head to reveal an eye-patch covering his other eye! *lol! She poked his eye out!* Lilly smiled proudly. " Yeah, Далее i'll go for the other one and make it even!" She mocked. " Oohhh, BURRRN!" Marlene teased. Then, he Остаться в живых his temper, he cut the rope that was teathering Lilly to the ground, and down she fell.
The clone moved to...

Clone wars! -Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

LATER THAT NIGHT!
The boys are in the HQ doin'n their own thing, when suddenly, another Skipper (real) springs in. " What the?!" Asked the clone, trying to play it off. " Got ya now CLONE! Get him boys!" Skipper commands, pointing his flipper to the imposter. None of his teammates obeyed. " How are we so sure YOURE not the clone?" Kowalski asked skeptically. " Yeah! Get them BOTH boys!" Lilly adds. On her command, everyone jumped onto a Skipper,and tied them each to a chair. "Come on boys, Ты know it's me!" The clone Skipper pleaded, but all of a sudden,one of his contacts fell out! He was...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 8

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski ran into the room as soon as he heard Lilly's voice. " You're on the plane. Skipper saved your life outhere. A-few еще минуты and those fumes would have killed you!" Lilly smiled. " Aww. How sweet." she сказал(-а) to Kowakski. " When X took me off the ride, what did Ты guys say?" Lilly asked suspiciously. " Uh nothing! Nothing at all." Kowalski replied in a nerveous way. " Really? Because I could hear Ты boys giggling like little school girls from outside the door." Lilly said. " Well...." Skipper walked in. "Here he is, MR.HERO!!!" yelled Kowalski as he pushed Skipper twoard's Lilly's...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the Животные aproach the Терминатор ride, Officer X jumps out holding a giant vacume with a strange black liquid inside. As soon as Kowalski sees the strange substence, he seems to recognize it and he slides away. " Kowalski! where are Ты going!?" Screamed Private, hoping his friend would answer. " Do Ты little birdies know whats in this vacume?" Asks Officer X in an evil tone. He finds a крыса and sprays it with the strange black mist. It seems to be dead. " AHHHHH!!" Screamed all the remaining penguins. (and Julien.) " This is somethi'n Ilike to call CHEMICAL X!" Explains Officer...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Everyone packed their bags excitedly but Private (as skeptic and naive as he is) asked " Skippa. How are we going to go to Universal without the humans Knowing?" "Private." сказал(-а) Skipper bluntly. " Turn on the news." Private turned on the t.v. and put on the Chuck Charles news report. " We are on location at Universal Studios Florida with breaking news. Yhere has been a malfunction eith all the parks rides, and the parks will be closed until furthur notice." Private turned off the t.v. as Skipper gave Kowalski a hi-5! " Never underestimate the power of SCIENCE, BABY!" Kowalski exclaimed! " Kowalski...

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I O U

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skipper stood at Marlene’s cave entrance, right between the inside and outside of her cave, where Marlene couldn’t see him. Maybe she doesn’t remember, he thought, but who could forget when someone was being mean and rude to you? He felt like he had this big burden resting on his shoulders.

Still wondering whether to go in and apologize или whether to chicken out and go home, Skipper’s foot accidentally protruded into Marlene’s cave light.

“Skipper?” Marlene asked curiously, wondering if the foot she saw sticking into her room was his. She was sitting on her bed, ready to go to...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper wakes up later that night in a cold sweat. " That dream proved what I must do! Up and adam boys! Kowalski огонь up the plane! Were goi'n to Antarctica! NOW!!!! Kowalski is the first to get out of bed. He really wanted to see Lilly, even though she was only gone for six hours. He got the keys to the plane and they were off!
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Lilly was lying in bed, thinking. Just then she heard a loud ' BUZZ!!' She searched her room an found the wrist communicator Kowalski made for her lying on the chest at the end of her bed. She was so upset, she forgot she even...

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Secret admirer- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

With that the boys set off to find the secret admirer, but first, they had to find Lilly. "Rico! Поиск the east half of the zoo with me. Kowalski and Private Поиск the west. Leave no rock unturned men. We have to find Lilly! Переместить out!" The penguins then got into their teams and searched for their teammate. Meanwhile, Julien is talking to Maurice in the bouncy- house. " Maurice! Give to me the royal comforting device!" " Right away your majesty!" Replied Maurice as he obeyed the king's order. When he came back, he was holding a large blue throw -blanket with Julien's face on the front. " Ah!...

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барсук Love: Chapter 2: How To Explain This

posted by Metallica1147

         Chapter 2
        How to explain this

    The Далее morning Private and Rico were on вверх of the HQ talking and trying to overcome of what happen last night with them and the badgers.

“Rico, I kissed a барсук last night!”

“Stop saying,” he grunted.

“Sorry, but what are we going to do about this?”

“Love?”

“Love, are Ты saying you’re actually in Любовь with Becky?”

“Hmmm… yup!”

“Well what about your doll?”

Rico then got his doll, took one last look at it, but then he...

Immunity Enhancement chapter 3

posted by beastialmoon

Kam is working on the Fantasizer. It is a helmeted device, intended for living out the most vivid fantasies. Rico is a test subject. Rico put it over his head, letting it hang over his eyes. Kam hit the button on the side.

Kam watched, and took notes. Rico was smiling… very happy. Good. But then he started crying. Sad? This didn't make sense… now he was angry. Confused, angry, excited, bored, surprised… complete schizophrenia. Rico's emotions were running amok. Kam took off the Fantasizer before he got hurt.

"I'll have to make some adjustments, Rico." he said, putting his clipboard down....

The New Recruit: Part 7

posted by TeamPeeta649

Tara waits in the дерево in Marlene's habitat. She has been staying there ever since Skipper caught her and Kowalski together, it is for the best. It has been a week since then and after a few days Kowalski started coming to see her at night and a couple times in the mornings. Private has been helping us but we wouldn't risk asking Rico just yet. Finally he comes.

Tara:"There Ты are. I was starting to think Ты weren't coming."
Kowalski:"Sorry." hugs her. "I had a little trouble getting away from Skipper. But I would have let Ты known if I wasn't coming."

They Kiss in the moonlight.

Tara:"Are you...

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Skipper's Sick Nurses chapter 2

posted by Sandrei

Here comes chap 2:)

CHAPTER TWO: пингвин Tea

Her face was covered with fog. Her green eyes anxious, teary, full of empathy and concern. She wore the same expression when leaning over him down the sewer, after she’d saved him from drowning.
He was too weak to move, but he felt his cheeks blushing from anger and embarrassment. He’d never thrown up in front of a girl before. He knew she caught the sight of him vomiting as he could hear her terrified voice.
“Guys, seems like he’s already woke up!” she informed the rest of the team, while dabbing Skipper’s forehead with a damp cloth. Skipper...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act III

posted by beastialmoon

Sorry it took so long to upload! I had MAJOR writers block on this one!

Elijah drifted on, unaware of his surroundings for days. The humans fed him on a regular basis, so he didn’t starve. But he didn’t know what he was doing. What did the humans want with him? He met another penguin. Two, actually. A male and a Female. They were both very friendly. The female seemed to get attached to him. The male had all these fanatical ideas about where they were going.

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure...

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The new Recruit: Part 2

posted by TeamPeeta649

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do Ты want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before Ты try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The Далее day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small таблица so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...