Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431
Waiting, expecting the change from brainiac to risky bad boy.
It was 1:00 A.M., Kowalski heard the секунды ticking by, expecting some sort of sudden change to occur to him. He sat there with the dazzling moonlight shining in through the window, endlessly hoping that his potion would work its magic.
*Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.*
Kowalski: *Sigh* I should've expected it would never work.
Gloomy and discouraged, Kowalski sauntered out of his lab and found everyone sound asleep. He went to his bunk, but not before enviously glaring at Rico, wishing to be what Ester wanted, like Rico was. Kowalski pulled the blanket over himself, shut his eyelids and dozed off.
11:00 A.M.
Skipper: Kowalski.... Kowalski...
Kowalski couldn't even here Skipper's loudening tone, not with his own snoring blocking the sound. Private watched Kowalski curiously, although Rico had already been dragged off by Ester. Again.
Skipper: KOWALSKI!
Kowalski: Gah!
Kowalski wakes up, hitting his head on the concrete above, and falling out of his cozy bunk.
Skipper: Kowalski! Ты missed breakfast, but you're just in time for training.
He stood up, dusted himself off, and glowered at Skipper.
Kowalski: Oh, so I don't get any time to sleep, and Ты didn't even save me some fish?!
Kowalski came face to face with Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm going to break Ты like a twig, Ты little waste of a flightless bird, if Ты don't get me some дночерпатель, окучник, снаппер for breakfast!
Skipper raises a fist.
Skipper: Oh Ты just crossed the line Ты little-
Private: Stop!!!!
Private interjects between the battle, like a bunny trying to stop a mad dog fight.
Private: Calm it, both of you! Kowalski, why are Ты Актёрское искусство so.... so disobedient?
Kowalski crosses his arms and frowns down at Private.
Kowalski: If Ты must know, I did a little experiment when I was still a useless nerd to be еще bad than Rico. What of it?
Skipper's eyes widen as he realizes how hazardous this situation could get, with two bad boys in the same HQ. He shoves the new Kowalski into a closet and locks the door shut, still staggered by the thought of him doing such a thing.
Kowalski: *From behind the door* Ты better get me out of here in 10 seconds, Ты annoying little pests!
Private: Skipper, why did Ты lock Kowalski in the closet?
Skipper: Private this is a very dangerous situation. Listen closely, I knew Kowalski would crack do something insane like this eventually, but I never thought so soon. Whatever potion или doohickey he created in that lab, I need Ты to find an antidote или it as fast as Ты can.
Private: Why?
Skipper: Why?! That's what Manfriedi and Johnson said, when we went to Tahiti and they decided to listen to that gypsy lady! They never had a chance to disagree to the enchantment before they started tearing each other apart!
Private: Oh, that doesn't sound very good!
Skipper: Exactly, and so that's why Ты have to go and ge-
*KABOOOOOOOOOM!*
The explosion sends Skipper and Private soaring towards the far wall, and cinders and debris rain down upon the lightheaded penguins. After a couple секунды a triumphant "FREEDOM!" is heard above ground, and the sounds of tires spinning right after.
Skipper's thoughts return, and he pulls Private up with him.
Skipper: The chase has now begun, Kowalski!
