Чиби Kitka

Ok, here I post the first Цитаты I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from улица, уличный Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another пингвин meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

-§-

Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper:...

It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do Ты turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One by one, each пингвин demonstrated their Fighting...

This is the секунда part of my first Фан fiction series so I hope Ты like it.

Private: What do Ты mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that Ты have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

----Meanwhile-----

Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh Эй, Kowalski; Ты done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell Ты something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way...

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private сказал(-а) anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are Ты doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if Ты planning on coming back for Private, Ты would tell him Ты were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. Ты must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....

Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of Еда taunted him as he мопед in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.


Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...

Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy пингвин in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and Ты are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about Ты Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know Ты better. Ты have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being...

Skipper's point of view
A human whipped me to the ground. The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war the final time: "Now, that you're a soldier Ты must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win или don't come back at all." The human hoisted...