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added by Lt_Kowalski

Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

Well, there Ты guys go heheh. That's me :)

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

kowalski

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Skilene17, kristalovepercy and 8 others like this

lilzoey107 oh my god november 17 is my birthday!!!!! :)

quasomeness Sweet ID! Is that also a driver's license?

Lilly_Penguin I just saw this on Twitter and I couldn't help but laugh. He looks like he's afraid of the camera. Awww. X3 This is actually very cool though!

Kannotekina Hey, what's that signature from? You can't write xD

DrFBlowhole ^Interesting point...

Lt_Kowalski Uh, myself..

iloveprivate That's cool.

kowalkielol lol, cool ID,

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transcript: Loathe at the first sight ;D part 1

posted by Skilene234

K:lets see.....12 and 23....35° north-west
S:(pops out of nowhere wich causes kowalski to be frighten)So what are Ты for a trail Kowalski?
K:SKIPPER! I....uh....am on the trail of...so the atlantic currents and the migration of the marine mammals....that it would be possible..that a certain дельфин is on the coast before New york at a few hours
S:(spits out his рыба coffee)DR.BLOWHOLE! Ты crazy genie,kowalski! MAY START THE PARRY!>:D(brings rico and private)
Far too long already has the upper fin had Dr.blowhole!
K:Uh skipper...well...
S:(goes on with talking and ignores kowalski)but now we...

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover- Penguins Highlight 2

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large фонтан stood...

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Jiggles...THE HUMAN? (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are Ты saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would Ты think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one Далее to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

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A little sneak Предварительный просмотр for my (probably) upcoming fanfiction.... ´Broken Soldier´

posted by ladywhiplasher

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step by step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their Главная had Остаться в живых all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.

Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little пингвин shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

An Unexpected Twist Chapter One.

posted by JediPenguin16

This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and рыба rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper сказал(-а) as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My Музыка box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do Ты mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Kowalski and Blowhole duet

posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do Ты mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. Ты don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

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Kowalski - Boyfriend (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Kowalski...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have Ты ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of сказал(-а) или Done.
And everyday I see Ты on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now Ты know I’m gonna be...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 3/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked by the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

Give me a tight hug chp1: Silvia the удав, боа

posted by andresandru

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he сказал(-а) he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that день he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his постель, кровати to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...

Остаться в живых in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

posted by SJF_Penguin2

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a Список of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses Далее to each translated title, as it appeared on a German Телевидение website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

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It. Chapter 6: To Pennywise's lair

posted by 67Dodge

They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," сказал(-а) Kowalski. "State the locations please," сказал(-а) Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, или in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," сказал(-а) Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, или blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed by Kowalski. After a few минуты of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right Ты are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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Im sorry POM spot.......

posted by skipperfan5431

I have been going around this spot and have noticed something that everyone seems to agree with. Practically everybody is upset with the OC on here. I have written this Статья to sincearly apologize. I am one of the BIGGEST OC drawers I know, and Im sorry if I have made too many contributions. I don't want to go on the other spot because there are barely any people there, so I have decided to just stop drawing and posting POM Фан art. I really don't wanna ruin this spot anymore than I already have.
Thanks for your time.
~Lilly/Skipperfan5431~

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The Great Golden Easter Egg каперсы, капер

posted by Colonelpenguin

For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.

A день Before Easter....
A день before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will Ты know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No Ты don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 3 (Rumors)

posted by hanz1192

Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything Ты hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess Ты guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even еще curious if the sound file was just really a prank или an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins Пение a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A Пианино starts off then is over shadowed by loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world Ты see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but Ты bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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This is a little song I wrote now,JUST to get hatred out of my SOUL!!!

posted by AgentJazzy00

Oh,Spongebob,why did Ты take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

Ты bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have Ты heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no еще Ты will be a cure.

"Cause have Ты heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.