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KowalskiXSkipper

added by carsfan

Source: Internet

It looks like there gonna kiss! O.o :D

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carsfan ^I know right?! :D

mostar1219 ^ also, you're not the only one who finds SaturdaySurpris's scene pretty good. i mean, i know they're both straight (not sure why Kowalski shouted what he shouted to Skipper in "Pet Peeved", though), but it's just completely HEXY, you know? Or maybe that's just because it's a guyXguy pairing involving Kowalski.

carsfan ^ALL of my favorite POM pairrings are guyXguy stuff... Like, Kowalskipp, Kico, Pripper, Koju, etc. XD

mostar1219 ^ The only pairing i like that's girlXguy is Skilene and i get more excited about guyXguy pairings.

carsfan ^I once saw a pic (and a story) about Private as a pedophile... It was on DeviantART, in an AU (Altunative Universe)... O_o

mostar1219 ^ wow, sounds kinda cool. i wonder what it would be like for Skipper and Kowalski in the different bases

carsfan ^I dunno... XD If you want, I can give you the links to them... (There is a humanize pic of a part of the story, don`t worry, you wont see 18+ stuff in it...)

mostar1219 ^ alright, i don't mind if you give me the links.

Lt_Kowalski You guys are so messed up in the head.... It's not like that! I'm married!!

mostar1219 ^ well, some people just consider hypathetical scenarios based on what they see from the show. at certain times, it's not such a bad thing. no one is messed up or unwell in any way, we're just a little overexcited when it comes to the connections between general knowledge/thoughts and POM. remember, it's just one of the results of fanguins being a little overexcited, not being messed up in the head.

krazy4kowalski *bangs head against desk repeatedly*

carsfan @mostar: Here are the two links; 1. Look at "Mine for tonight" http://tsutoshi.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=Private+and+lilith#/d2yjt2h 2. "One can only hope" http://tsutoshi.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=Private+and+lilith#/d2yf49m

Skipperlovah258 what episode is this from?

27Kowalski ^It's from "Danger Wears a Cape."

ILUVKOWALSKI O.o Even i'm slighly weirded out by these comments. O.O

cattoy10 I'm getting used to these kinds of conversations between carsfan and mostar. I still remember the comments under the "Koju" pic that crsfan posted a few weeks or months back X3 lol XD But for some unknown reasons, i totally agree with them on the pairing part X3

ILUVKOWALSKI ^Oh yeah i remeber that, I commented on that too, just not as much. X3 I'm actually used to what carsfan and mostar put, but the thing that weirded me out a little was what saturdaysurpris put. It was really awesome but it weirded me out too because I wasn't expecting it. :D

mostar1219 @carsfan, I seemed more fond of the second link for some reason, but pretty cool.

carsfan ^Yeah, Tsutoshi is an amazing artist in my opinion. :)

mostar1219 ^ yea, i agree. and is one of those fanguins that are like you and me, you know?

carsfan ^Yep! :D And if you like this, I know someone on DA who ships KowalskiXSkipper stuff. She`s really good too! ^^ And her work is AWESOME! :D Here! http://moonwolf03.deviantart.com/

mostar1219 ^ wow, impressive. moonwolf03's art seems pretty cool. i guess most pairings that i'm into involves Kowalski in certain ways, except for the kinds of pairings that would end up on a kid show (so crossing off Marski)

cattoy10 ok, now i REEEAAAAALLLLYYY wanna draw a Kowalskipp picture XD

Rico519 This is well impressive yet weird

Kowalski355 Oh my turkey sandwiches.....

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The Cerebellum Never Stops Throbbing.

added by yokaisummoner

Source: yokaisummoner

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GASP!

added by xDark_Angelx

Source: Danger Wears a Cape

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KowalVate moment....

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me

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A Skipper/Juilen Moment

added by Jhoman12

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Chronic sleepiness LOL

added by urumica

Source: Youtube stop bugging me

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Kowalski carrying Private

added by eugb

Source: Can't Touch This

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пингвин Towal :D

added by Skipperga1

Source: idk

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Be Prepared! (Sung by Blowhole to the tune of the Lion King song sing by Scar)

posted by _Lexii23_

Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed by it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.

Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as Ты are, pay attention!...

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Bada and Bing's Цитаты from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's Цитаты from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: Ты can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma перфоратор, удар, пунш your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, Ты gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little пони and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! или Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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пингвин Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 1st scene

posted by peacebaby7

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the арахис butte--
Wait! Where's the арахис масло, сливочное масло winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! Ты have арахис масло, сливочное масло on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would Ты believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the арахис масло, сливочное масло winkie...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 3)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 3
"What did Ты do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't Ты ask him yourself," the дельфин chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are Ты doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants Ты to think," Skipper сказал(-а) in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

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The legend of the Crystal Falcon- The island friend *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do Ты always have to start off my день with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...

Ultimate penguins of madagascar fanfiction

posted by burdockburr

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my постель, кровати and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

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"Arch Enemy/The Big S.T.A.N.K." Recap

posted by JHNguyen93

Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the улитка approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced by Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and by King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover- Penguins Highlight 2

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large фонтан stood...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one Далее to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

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What do theres names mean?

posted by carsfan

Эй, All! :D

Heres a rabdom though I had one day,I wanted to know what the names of Skipper,Kowalski,Rico,Private,Julien,Maurice and Marlene meant! :D I hope Ты like it. Enjoy! :D
__________________________________________________

Skipper:

S is for Scary

K is for Kinky

I is for Important

P is for Passionate

P is for Pure

E is for Exuberant

R is for Romantic

-- There are 7 letters in your name.
Those 7 letters total to 40
There are 2 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:English Male Captain.

Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service,...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My Музыка box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do Ты mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Julien's Ball (Part 2)

posted by juhpink

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- сказал(-а) Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if Ты were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would Ты say that another girl invited Ты for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then Ты invite her and maybe fall in Любовь with her and Ты and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't Ты like this?
-I am not...