Try this little tongue twister!

If Ты have any I forgot, just let me know in Комментарии and I'll add it. :)

1. Ты rattle off Болталка Цитаты throughout the day.
2. Ты know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. Ты laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And Ты get that.)
4. Ты know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. Ты hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your Избранное animals.
7. Ты think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be Показ signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat трещина, сплит for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The пингвин brainiac, some will say. And sense Ты are Чтение this, the cause must be either Ты want to learn how to do things еще sciency, или Ты are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing Ты can find to read.
Either way, Ты are Чтение it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If Ты want to be smart, Ты have to make it seem like Ты are. One of the things I do is talk...