Oh the Irony...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, Ты probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM или Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written by Judith Viorst. Ты should read it. Ты know, if Ты like picture Книги made for Kindergarteners.


I went to постель, кровати with рыба in my mouth, but now there’s рыба in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my арахис Butter...

    [Three figures Переместить along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are Ты sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
    ...